This is the thread that keeps on giving.

PurpleJedi said:

This thread gets my vote for THREAD OF THE MONTH.

Funny though...last weekend we had a BBQ at our place, with our usual circle of friends.

I recently reconnected with a childhood friend of mine. Hadn't seen him in YEARS, then ran into him at my niece's Sweet 16 last month. We invited him to the BBQ, ...and I couldn't believe the ATTENTION the dude was getting! One of our friends flirted with him in front of all of us, INCLUDING her husband! Another (whose husband couldn't make it) spent an excessive amount of time chatting with him off to one side (until another friend pulled him away).

Makes me wonder why my own wife insisted that we invite him.

Having good-looking friends is highly overrated.

I think it's my most successful one.

If he's that hot, I would not have invited him. Well, if it was a chick that is.

Just kidding....kinda.

10 pages in less than 24 hours is pretty commendable.

Of course, it's probably jinxed now and will die an abrupt death. Like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed style abrupt death.

FauxReal said:

10 pages in less than 24 hours is pretty commendable.

Of course, it's probably jinxed now and will die an abrupt death. Like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed style abrupt death.

not if I can help it!

Hell no! This sucker is making it to it's forum cut-off date!

You know, you guys just gave me sig envy right now. I've never had one and suck at spotting good sig-fodder.

whistle said:

JustErin said:

Not harldy. He's just boning another chick so we stop when that happens...but you're right, I'm leaving anyway. I still don't like to be told this.

And no, he's an old (but younger than me), crazy, neurotic Italian. I wouldn't call him a hipster either.

at the risk of sounding like your granddad: where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years?

you don't seem to be into the whole marriage thing, but being the bit on the side for men who are committed to other girls has to be getting old...

OK, if I was Erin, this is how I would do it: a big house with 4 wings

I have one wing for me and the kid - once he can cook and do laundry he can move out to the spare wing

I'd have lover number one in wing 3 and lover number two in wing 4.

they only visit when invited and do not make any mess in my wing

(lover = husband, boyfriend, boy toy, whatevs)

ZombieKitten said:

whistle said:

at the risk of sounding like your granddad: where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years?

you don't seem to be into the whole marriage thing, but being the bit on the side for men who are committed to other girls has to be getting old...

OK, if I was Erin, this is how I would do it: a big house with 4 wings

I have one wing for me and the kid - once he can cook and do laundry he can move out to the spare wing

I'd have lover number one in wing 3 and lover number two in wing 4.

they only visit when invited and do not make any mess in my wing

(lover = husband, boyfriend, boy toy, whatevs)

One of these?

a bit like this

Awesome.

FauxReal said:

You know, you guys just gave me sig envy right now. I've never had one and suck at spotting good sig-fodder.

Zombie gives me sig envy. She changes her's and they're always funny or interesting. Mine has been the same forever. I'm afraid to change it for some reason. Like people won't recognize me with a different signature or something.

Cerebus said:

FauxReal said:

You know, you guys just gave me sig envy right now. I've never had one and suck at spotting good sig-fodder.

Zombie gives me sig envy. She changes her's and they're always funny or interesting. Mine has been the same forever. I'm afraid to change it for some reason. Like people won't recognize me with a different signature or something.

Yeah I'm due for a profile makeover. I need a sig and a new avatar.

Cerebus needs to post his pic.

JustErin said:

Cerebus needs to post his pic.

Yup. Late-Night Initiation Time.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Cerebus needs to post his pic.

Yup. Late-Night Initiation Time.

I don't post my pics openly. It's policy. Took me a couple years to finally do it at the last place and I don't think I'll ever do it again. I don't have any really recent pics, either. Yes, I could take some, easily. But I hate pics! However, the best part of all this is that ZombieKitten knows what I look like.

Fucking ZK again.

She gets it all.

JustErin said:

Fucking ZK again.

She gets it all.

The same pics I sent her I later posted in the photowhore thread.

What the hell? Why is everyone sending her pics of themselves?

I don't even get orgnote period.

JustErin said:

What the hell? Why is everyone sending her pics of themselves?

I don't even get orgnote period.

I ask to see!

JustErin said:

What the hell? Why is everyone sending her pics of themselves?

I don't even get orgnote period.

I think she asked me. I'll send you a couple pics, even though I hate doing it. But I have to upload them again and I eating right now. I'm so neurotic about it that I deleted them from my PB after I sent them to ZK. I ain't nothin' special anyway. Just an average guy. I've been told several times in my life that I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but I DON'T see it.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

What the hell? Why is everyone sending her pics of themselves?

I don't even get orgnote period.

I ask to see!

Pretty much.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

What the hell? Why is everyone sending her pics of themselves?

I don't even get orgnote period.

I think she asked me. I'll send you a couple pics, even though I hate doing it. But I have to upload them again and I eating right now. I'm so neurotic about it that I deleted them from my PB after I sent them to ZK. I ain't nothin' special anyway. Just an average guy. I've been told several times in my life that I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but I DON'T see it.

you look like a viking!

anyway, you sent them to prove you weren't a lady

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

I think she asked me. I'll send you a couple pics, even though I hate doing it. But I have to upload them again and I eating right now. I'm so neurotic about it that I deleted them from my PB after I sent them to ZK. I ain't nothin' special anyway. Just an average guy. I've been told several times in my life that I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but I DON'T see it.

you look like a viking!

anyway, you sent them to prove you weren't a lady

I AM a viking. Most of my heritage is Swedish and Icelandic. Toss in a bit of the Irish and some American Indian four generations ago and that's me.

And...

Oh yeah! I remember that. You'd been talkin' to me thinking I was a woman. Teehee.

Cerebus said:

And...

Oh yeah! I remember that. You'd been talkin' to me thinking I was a woman. Teehee.

yes, it was almost a let down, you seemed like such a lusty lass

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

you look like a viking!

anyway, you sent them to prove you weren't a lady

I AM a viking. Most of my heritage is Swedish and Icelandic. Toss in a bit of the Irish and some American Indian four generations ago and that's me.

I didn't know that

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

And...

Oh yeah! I remember that. You'd been talkin' to me thinking I was a woman. Teehee.

yes, it was almost a let down, you seemed like such a lusty lass

Oh I am. Have no fear.

Waiting...............

JustErin said:

Waiting...............

Eating....

Watching Wipeout...

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

you look like a viking!

anyway, you sent them to prove you weren't a lady

I AM a viking. Most of my heritage is Swedish and Icelandic. Toss in a bit of the Irish and some American Indian four generations ago and that's me.

My grandmother is 100% Danish.

We should all go thirds on one of these.