Ladies, do not try this at home. Gotta love Paris.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/08/girls.gone.wild.book/index.html?iref=NS1

She forgot to do that in Vegas

i've always said that women

come equipped with a premium, factory equipped

carrying case

much more user friendly than the

one possesed by males

uPtoWnNY said:

Ladies, do not try this at home. Gotta love Paris.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/08/girls.gone.wild.book/index.html?iref=NS1

She's not the first or the last to hide drugs up there.. ever see those Lockup shows (showing a female or male ) prisoner being processed... that's exactly why they make them squat

ouch

Men and women have been hiding things in the lower orifices since it became necessary to hide things.

what kind of magic-strech....

naw. I don't even want to think about it.

Cerebus said:

Men and women have been hiding things in the lower orifices since it became necessary to hide things.

Right! I often hid my dignity in such places.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

what kind of magic-strech....

naw. I don't even want to think about it.

Fuck the stretch, imagine the stench up in that twat.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Men and women have been hiding things in the lower orifices since it became necessary to hide things.

Right! I often hid my dignity in such places.

....... is it safe there?

(runs and hides behind large, solid object)

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Right! I often hid my dignity in such places.

....... is it safe there?

(runs and hides behind large, solid object)

Well, its cozy & warm. Doesn't that usually scream safe?

Oh man, I need to step away from the computer and go outside or something.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

....... is it safe there?

(runs and hides behind large, solid object)

Well, its cozy & warm. Doesn't that usually scream safe?

Oh man, I need to step away from the computer and go outside or something.

Cozy and warm is comforting, yes. Better than the alternatives in that regard, anyway.

Paris liked to hide blow up her snatch. Isn't this last week's headline?

SCNDLS said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

what kind of magic-strech....

naw. I don't even want to think about it.

Fuck the stretch, imagine the stench up in that twat.

Oh Lord! Perish the thought! Call the Hazmat team!!

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

....... is it safe there?

(runs and hides behind large, solid object)

Well, its cozy & warm.

Awesome.

I want to see that damn little Barbie doll locked up so bad I can taste it.

vainandy said:

I want to see that damn little Barbie doll locked up so bad I can taste it.

Why?

vainandy said:

I want to see that damn little Barbie doll locked up so bad I can taste it.

I want her to fall into a meat grinder.

Why not? Didn't she hide an entire pineapple up her twat in South Park?

Don't ciggarette boxes have sharp corners?

Wouldn't it hurt?

uPtoWnNY said:

she should try the inside of her head because obviously there's nothing in there

At this thread. Why does this woman continue to go out in public?

Also, some bongs are actually quite small.

Ace said:

vainandy said:

I want to see that damn little Barbie doll locked up so bad I can taste it.

Why?

Because she's a racist little spoiled brat who thinks she's above the law.