I saw the movie Jamon, Jamon. I was immediately all heart-eyed for Javier Bardem. I then spent forever watching every foreign film I could find him in. He was soooooo hot.

But then, he became popular in the US and started to get old and I didn't think he was all that hot anymore, so I stopped watching his movies. Older men just don't do it for me...which really sucks because, you know, I'm all old and shit too.

I am watching Vicky Christina Barcelona right now, and oh my jesus fuck! I just want him to pick me up and throw me against a wall and kick the shit out of me.

I had never seen the young Bardem

veronikka said:

I had never seen the young Bardem

Listen, you have to see that movie then.

He was so hot I would let him drive over me with a Chevy Tahoe....repeatedly.

I don't exactly know what that means, but I would.

Is that clip from Jamon Jamon too?

Cinnie said:

Is that clip from Jamon Jamon too?

Yes. There is a bull fighting scene with full frontal nudity too.

I've seen a little bit of that movie.

Young, perky Penelope Cruz!!!

JustErin said:

Cinnie said:

Is that clip from Jamon Jamon too?

Yes. There is a bull fighting scene with full frontal nudity too.

gurrrrrrl you might have to dub me a vhs of that

Cinnie said:

JustErin said:

Yes. There is a bull fighting scene with full frontal nudity too.

gurrrrrrl you might have to dub me a vhs of that

I am sure you can find it online. I do remember it being a great movie, it's quite funny and has one of the best fight scenes ever. The fight weapon is ham.

Isn't he the creepy dude from No Country For Old Men?

wouldn't a chevy tahoe be

a tad over the top?

why not a ford station wagon

or yugo

something that wouldn't fuck your hair

up any worse

ernestsewell said:

Isn't he the creepy dude from No Country For Old Men?

Yes, but I haven't seen that movie.

orger said:

wouldn't a chevy tahoe be

a tad over the top?

why not a ford station wagon

or yugo

something that wouldn't fuck your hair

up any worse

You idiot.

JustErin said:

ernestsewell said:

Isn't he the creepy dude from No Country For Old Men?

Yes, but I haven't seen that movie.

I didn't think I'd like it, but whoa boy! That movie is intense! Really good stuff.

JustErin said:

ernestsewell said:

Isn't he the creepy dude from No Country For Old Men?

Yes, but I haven't seen that movie.

Great flick.......what are u waiting 4?

I love this movie! It is so freaking hot. That bull-fighting scene is incredible. The first time I saw it:

Graycap23 said:

JustErin said:

Yes, but I haven't seen that movie.

Great flick.......what are u waiting 4?

He's ugly in it.

But yes, I know. I should see it.

JustErin said:

I saw the movie Jamon, Jamon. I was immediately all heart-eyed for Javier Bardem. I then spent forever watching every foreign film I could find him in. He was soooooo hot.

But then, he became popular in the US and started to get old and I didn't think he was all that hot anymore, so I stopped watching his movies. Older men just don't do it for me...which really sucks because, you know, I'm all old and shit too.

I am watching Vicky Christina Barcelona right now, and oh my jesus fuck! I just want him to pick me up and throw me against a wall and kick the shit out of me.

Looks like Penelope Cruz felt the same way about him as you did. She got to marry the guy

Empress said:

JustErin said:

I saw the movie Jamon, Jamon. I was immediately all heart-eyed for Javier Bardem. I then spent forever watching every foreign film I could find him in. He was soooooo hot.

But then, he became popular in the US and started to get old and I didn't think he was all that hot anymore, so I stopped watching his movies. Older men just don't do it for me...which really sucks because, you know, I'm all old and shit too.

I am watching Vicky Christina Barcelona right now, and oh my jesus fuck! I just want him to pick me up and throw me against a wall and kick the shit out of me.

Looks like Penelope Cruz felt the same way about him as you did. She got to marry the guy

I know. Not fair.

JustErin said:

I saw the movie Jamon, Jamon. I was immediately all heart-eyed for Javier Bardem. I then spent forever watching every foreign film I could find him in. He was soooooo hot.

But then, he became popular in the US and started to get old and I didn't think he was all that hot anymore, so I stopped watching his movies. Older men just don't do it for me...which really sucks because, you know, I'm all old and shit too.

I am watching Vicky Christina Barcelona right now, and oh my jesus fuck! I just want him to pick me up and throw me against a wall and kick the shit out of me.

Those first 2 seconds are the best 2 seconds i ever saw on youtube

robertlove said:

JustErin said:

I saw the movie Jamon, Jamon. I was immediately all heart-eyed for Javier Bardem. I then spent forever watching every foreign film I could find him in. He was soooooo hot.

But then, he became popular in the US and started to get old and I didn't think he was all that hot anymore, so I stopped watching his movies. Older men just don't do it for me...which really sucks because, you know, I'm all old and shit too.

I am watching Vicky Christina Barcelona right now, and oh my jesus fuck! I just want him to pick me up and throw me against a wall and kick the shit out of me.

Those first 2 seconds are the best 2 seconds i ever saw on youtube

forget him, I want to see 18 year old Erin!

And I want to be Javier Bardem in Vicky Christina Barecelona (terrible title, BTW)

NDRU said:

forget him, I want to see 18 year old Erin!

Let me see what I can find!

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

forget him, I want to see 18 year old Erin!

Let me see what I can find!

vcb...totally HOT movie...

Cinnie said:

JustErin said:

Let me see what I can find!

I can't find much. think I'm around 20 here.

damn Erin, you're a pretty girl and all, but haven't you ever owned a decent camera?

NDRU said:

damn Erin, you're a pretty girl and all, but haven't you ever owned a decent camera?

I think that one was even a disposable camera. I was visiting friends.

this thread is a giant let-down considering the title.