NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Yes, I'm getting that from this thread.

see, you gotta be careful with what you put on TV.

I saw that commercial where the guy turned into chocolate and I couldn't sleep for a week. They tore his arm right off and ate it!

Hahahahaha. That commercial used to scare the SHIT outta my son.

Efan said:

This one was playing at the movie theater this weekend before the previews. The almost full theater came to a complete hush.

omg wtf is this

I hate commercials before movies so much that it literally makes me physically angry. I PAID GOOD MONEY to see a MOVIE, not COMMERCIALS. I left the theater and ripped a new one in both onsite managers when we took my nephew to see Toy Story 3. The movie was supposed to start at 2:30. I got up and headed to the lobby to complain at 2:43 when entire theater was STILL watching commercials. And I don't mean lights up, people still finding seats while commercials played. This was lights down waiting for the movie to start, or at least the preview. There was an abundance of people muttering and/or complaining out loud at the point I left the theater. When I went back in over ten minutes later they were still showing previews. I didn't miss one second of the movie. It was roughly twenty-five minutes of commercials and previews. Gaaaahhhrrr!!!

Theaters ARE making money. They're making more money than ever, in fact. Because theaters get a bigger cut of the box office during the first couple weeks of a movies run, and that's when most people go see movies now. Plus, they have the inflated 3D and IMAX ticket prices. Plus, concessions are roughly equivalent to the price of gold. Fifteen minutes of commercials AFTER the lights have gone down is too much. ANY commercials after the lights have gone down is too much for me. Show whatever you want while people are sitting there waiting. But once the show starts it should be "the show". A few previews and the movie.

Oh, I'm sure I'd have something to say about the commercials above. But I didn't watch them. The comment about seeing one before a movie through me into a fit.

NDRU said:

I don't think I would ever buy anything from Axe!

fucking stupid, but I probably would own all of their products if I was 15

Our 13 year old nephew loves this stuff (as well as going to Hooters or pretty much anything with boobies or even the word boob in it).

Our early 40's "roomie" uses it all the time as well.

Imma have to have a lil' sit down and let him know that the chicks won't really react like in the commercials: You're in your early 40's, it's time to switch to big-boy cologne.

JowiiCoco said:

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I don't think I would ever buy anything from Axe!

fucking stupid, but I probably would own all of their products if I was 15

Our 13 year old nephew loves this stuff (as well as going to Hooters or pretty much anything with boobies or even the word boob in it).

Our early 40's "roomie" uses it all the time as well.

Imma have to have a lil' sit down and let him know that the chicks won't really react like in the commercials: You're in your early 40's, it's time to switch to big-boy cologne.

sort of weird that Hooters is a family restaurant.

That's Verdasco. And he laughed at Rafa's video with Shakira

Efan said:

This one was playing at the movie theater this weekend before the previews. The almost full theater came to a complete hush.

Everything about this thread cracks me up.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

Yes, I'm getting that from this thread.

lord

Still not as good as the Orbit commercial...

Cootie queen? Lint licker?

I love it. But like Cerebus, I've walked out of movies and complained about the damned commercials.

noimageatall said:

Still not as good as the Orbit commercial...

Cootie queen? Lint licker?

I love it. But like Cerebus, I've walked out of movies and complained about the damned commercials.

JowiiCoco said:

i remember seeing that aired on dutch tv as well...i think i was having dinner with my folks.... lol...

NMuzakNSoul said:

JowiiCoco said:

i remember seeing that aired on dutch tv as well...i think i was having dinner with my folks.... lol...

what tha????

kinda hot...

noimageatall said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

i remember seeing that aired on dutch tv as well...i think i was having dinner with my folks.... lol...

what tha????

kinda hot...

kinda. though not if youre just gettin started on chicken wings & rice with the folks.

NMuzakNSoul said:

noimageatall said:

what tha????

kinda hot...

kinda. though not if youre just gettin started on chicken wings & rice with the folks.

Yeah, I guess not.