This one was playing at the movie theater this weekend before the previews. The almost full theater came to a complete hush.

And this one I just saw on TV in 30-second form. Regardless of how juvenile it makes me, I think this is hilarioius.

Efan said:

This one was playing at the movie theater this weekend before the previews. The almost full theater came to a complete hush.

And this one I just saw on TV in 30-second form. Regardless of how juvenile it makes me, I think this is hilarioius.

Ok, that second one IS hilarious.

I saw this one last night on TV.

What about my ballsack?

One single joke stretched out over almost three minutes - and I'm still not sure what the product is. Are you only supposed to scrub your balls with that big round pad thing? Even if it's some kind of whole body scrub device I don't really understand why I would use that. Is it really just a joke and not a real product at all? And what's that bottle at the end? It was pretty rushed once it got there and I couldn't decipher her accent when she talked about it.

I was as mildly amused by the whole thing as the next person I guess, but it sure didn't make me want to buy anything.

I don't think I would ever buy anything from Axe!

fucking stupid, but I probably would own all of their products if I was 15

retina said:

One single joke stretched out over almost three minutes - and I'm still not sure what the product is. Are you only supposed to scrub your balls with that big round pad thing? Even if it's some kind of whole body scrub device I don't really understand why I would use that. Is it really just a joke and not a real product at all? And what's that bottle at the end? It was pretty rushed once it got there and I couldn't decipher her accent when she talked about it.

I was as mildly amused by the whole thing as the next person I guess, but it sure didn't make me want to buy anything.

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

JustErin said:

retina said:

One single joke stretched out over almost three minutes - and I'm still not sure what the product is. Are you only supposed to scrub your balls with that big round pad thing? Even if it's some kind of whole body scrub device I don't really understand why I would use that. Is it really just a joke and not a real product at all? And what's that bottle at the end? It was pretty rushed once it got there and I couldn't decipher her accent when she talked about it.

I was as mildly amused by the whole thing as the next person I guess, but it sure didn't make me want to buy anything.

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

So what is that round thing then?

NDRU said:

I don't think I would ever buy anything from Axe!

fucking stupid, but I probably would own all of their products if I was 15

It smells fucking horrible.

The balls commercial is just dumb.

NDRU said:

I don't think I would ever buy anything from Axe!

fucking stupid, but I probably would own all of their products if I was 15

That seems to be their target demographic, lol.

JustErin said:

retina said:

One single joke stretched out over almost three minutes - and I'm still not sure what the product is. Are you only supposed to scrub your balls with that big round pad thing? Even if it's some kind of whole body scrub device I don't really understand why I would use that. Is it really just a joke and not a real product at all? And what's that bottle at the end? It was pretty rushed once it got there and I couldn't decipher her accent when she talked about it.

I was as mildly amused by the whole thing as the next person I guess, but it sure didn't make me want to buy anything.

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

but he makes a valid point. Are guys really supposed to use a hard scrubbing device down there?

retina said:

JustErin said:

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

So what is that round thing then?

It's a loofah and has been around for some time now.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

but he makes a valid point. Are guys really supposed to use a hard scrubbing device down there?

It's a joke, dude.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Most North Americans already know what Axe is, so there is no need to explain what it is.

but he makes a valid point. Are guys really supposed to use a hard scrubbing device down there?

Thank you! I was so ready to be totally laughed at by everybody for not knowing, lol.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but he makes a valid point. Are guys really supposed to use a hard scrubbing device down there?

It's a joke, dude.

So it's not a real product?

By the way, I have no idea what a friggin loofah is either.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but he makes a valid point. Are guys really supposed to use a hard scrubbing device down there?

It's a joke, dude.

yes it is a joke, you're right

retina said:

JustErin said:

It's a joke, dude.

So it's not a real product?

Oh man, yes it's a real product but you're not supposed to scrub the shit out of your balls with it.

retina said:

By the way, I have no idea what a friggin loofah is either.

I use a loofa, and nobody would spend a fortune to make a jokey commercial that tells you to wipe your ass with a loofa because you're not supposed to wipe your ass with it!

All that money... they could have helped somebody instead of making a stupid commercial! damn I am mad now!

JustErin said:

retina said:

So it's not a real product?

Oh man, yes it's a real product but you're not supposed to scrub the shit out of your balls with it.

What then? I've never had need for any products other than soap and shampoo when I take a shower. Don't North Americans use their hands to wash themselves?

retina said:

JustErin said:

Oh man, yes it's a real product but you're not supposed to scrub the shit out of your balls with it.

What then? I've never had need for any products other than soap and shampoo when I take a shower. Don't North Americans use their hands to wash themselves?

and do they tell you to brush your teeth with the shampoo and use your soap to moisturize your skin?

NDRU said:

retina said:

By the way, I have no idea what a friggin loofah is either.

I use a loofa, and nobody would spend a fortune to make a jokey commercial that tells you to wipe your ass with a loofa because you're not supposed to wipe your ass with it!

All that money... they could have helped somebody instead of making a stupid commercial! damn I am mad now!

But just so I get this straight; the purpose of the commercial is to sell you a loofah? Or is it just a prop used for the joke and the real product is that bottle?

Sorry, I feel so lost here.

retina said:

NDRU said:

I use a loofa, and nobody would spend a fortune to make a jokey commercial that tells you to wipe your ass with a loofa because you're not supposed to wipe your ass with it!

All that money... they could have helped somebody instead of making a stupid commercial! damn I am mad now!

But just so I get this straight; the purpose of the commercial is to sell you a loofah? Or is it just a prop used for the joke and the real product is that bottle?

Sorry, I feel so lost here.

yeah I think it is like a loofah and sponge in one. I didn't get to the bottle, but that is probably a bottle of Axe body wash

JustErin said:

retina said:

So what is that round thing then?

It's a loofah and has been around for some time now.

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

It's a loofah and has been around for some time now.

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

Yes, I'm getting that from this thread.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

It's a loofah and has been around for some time now.

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

I still don't know! Why can't you just use your hands to apply the soap? Do you need to scrub off a layer of skin to feel clean or what? lol

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

Yes, I'm getting that from this thread.

retina said:

NDRU said:

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

I still don't know! Why can't you just use your hands to apply the soap? Do you need to scrub off a layer of skin to feel clean or what? lol

come on brah, you gotta exfoliate! It's the 21st century!

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but you know guys are idiots and don't know what to do with a loofah. They are going to hurt themselves because of this

Yes, I'm getting that from this thread.

see, you gotta be careful with what you put on TV.

I saw that commercial where the guy turned into chocolate and I couldn't sleep for a week. They tore his arm right off and ate it!

NDRU said:

retina said:

I still don't know! Why can't you just use your hands to apply the soap? Do you need to scrub off a layer of skin to feel clean or what? lol

come on brah, you gotta exfoliate! It's the 21st century!