Dayum Huffington Post. I now consider them a gag website.

http://www.huffingtonpost...87160.html

1. HE HAS A GYM MEMBERSHIP BUT NO INTEREST IN SPORTS (fuck that,,,it could just mean there's a cute little whore struttin' on the treadmill)

2. HE HAS A LOVE OF POP CULTURE INCLUDING GLEE AND THE GOLDEN GIRLS (strike 1)

3. HE TRAVELS TO BIG CITIES OR AISA. (what thee fuck? I travel to big cities...fuck it I live in a big city)

4. HE'S EXTROVERTED ABOUT HIS BARE CHEST IN PUBLIC. (that aint hardly gay if you live in a beach community)

5. HE WEARS CLOTHES THAT ARE TOO TIGHT AND TOO TRENDY. (that just means he has no fashion sense....which is totally contrary to being a gay fella)

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS. (hmm. are his friends gay?)

7. MORE INTERESTED IN THE MEN THAN IN THE WOMEN IN PORN FILMS (strike 2)

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING (well that could be cuz wifey is being a bitch)

9. HE'S OVERLY FASTIDIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND THE HOME. (strike 3)

I think we orgers could come up with a much more humorous and reliable list.

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

DesireeNevermind said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

One time I dated a guy who told me that if he saw me out while he was with his straight friends, he'd have to talk shit about me so as not to stick out to his friends.

I told him if he did that he'd end up having to kick my ass because I would tell his friends how I fucked him in the ass in the woods. Needless to say, we stopped dating

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

that reminds me of a terrible joke

Q: How do you know if your roommate is gay?

A: If his cock tastes like shit

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

One time I dated a guy who told me that if he saw me out while he was with his straight friends, he'd have to talk shit about me so as not to stick out to his friends.

I told him if he did that he'd end up having to kick my ass because I would tell his friends how I fucked him in the ass in the woods. Needless to say, we stopped dating

Oh mah gah!!!!!!!!

all these things are based on hateful stereotypes and the person who created this thread is conforming into stereotypes. please don't spread the negativity.

NDRU said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

that reminds me of a terrible joke

Q: How do you know if your roommate is gay?

A: If his cock tastes like shit

Sounds like the usual stereotypical and homophobic gutter tripe, and shouldn't be perpetuated.

[Edited 8/24/10 10:48am]

ernestsewell said:

Sounds like the usual stereotypical and homophobic gutter tripe, and should be perpetuated.

thank you

baroque said:

ernestsewell said:

Sounds like the usual stereotypical and homophobic gutter tripe, and should be perpetuated.

thank you

You're contradicting each other

baroque said:

all these things are based on hateful stereotypes and the person who created this thread is conforming into stereotypes. please don't spread the negativity.

[Flame snip - luv4u]

Read the inserts into the nine signs - those are mine and are not from the site. If you were paying attention you would see that I'm dismissing the stereotypes cuz most of them are just laughable. but you go on feeling victimized if it brightens your day.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

baroque said:

thank you

You're contradicting each other

that's what I was thinking

DesireeNevermind said:

baroque said:

all these things are based on hateful stereotypes and the person who created this thread is conforming into stereotypes. please don't spread the negativity.

[Flame snip - luv4u]

Read the inserts into the nine signs - those are mine and are not from the site. If you were paying attention you would see that I'm dismissing the stereotypes cuz most of them are just laughable. but you go on feeling victimized if it brightens your day.

I'm a coward? REALLY?? Clearly you've not read my posts then, because if anyone can be sarcastic and crack a joke on here, it's ME.

I paid attention, don't talk down to me on that. I have no desire to be a victim or feel like one. But I don't be made the butt of a joke either. Being gay is not a joke, and it's not a punch line. Period. No more than being black, Latino, a girl, or whatever is the punch line.

The article is the same bullshit gays have fought to overcome in the straight media for eons. "Oh it's just a joke". Sarah Palin thought it was a joke when she said, "Did Sambo beat the bitch?" Go figure.

DesireeNevermind said:

baroque said:

all these things are based on hateful stereotypes and the person who created this thread is conforming into stereotypes. please don't spread the negativity.

[Flame snip - luv4u]

Read the inserts into the nine signs - those are mine and are not from the site. If you were paying attention you would see that I'm dismissing the stereotypes cuz most of them are just laughable. but you go on feeling victimized if it brightens your day.

lol i was obviously kidding

ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:

[Flame snip - luv4u]

Read the inserts into the nine signs - those are mine and are not from the site. If you were paying attention you would see that I'm dismissing the stereotypes cuz most of them are just laughable. but you go on feeling victimized if it brightens your day.

I'm a coward? REALLY?? Clearly you've not read my posts then, because if anyone can be sarcastic and crack a joke on here, it's ME.

I paid attention, don't talk down to me on that. I have no desire to be a victim or feel like one. But I don't be made the butt of a joke either. Being gay is not a joke, and it's not a punch line. Period. No more than being black, Latino, a girl, or whatever is the punch line.

The article is the same bullshit gays have fought to overcome in the straight media for eons. "Oh it's just a joke". Sarah Palin thought it was a joke when she said, "Did Sambo beat the bitch?" Go figure.

IMO, this aint the stuff to get sore about. See sign #10

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ernestsewell said:

I'm a coward? REALLY?? Clearly you've not read my posts then, because if anyone can be sarcastic and crack a joke on here, it's ME.

I paid attention, don't talk down to me on that. I have no desire to be a victim or feel like one. But I don't be made the butt of a joke either. Being gay is not a joke, and it's not a punch line. Period. No more than being black, Latino, a girl, or whatever is the punch line.

The article is the same bullshit gays have fought to overcome in the straight media for eons. "Oh it's just a joke". Sarah Palin thought it was a joke when she said, "Did Sambo beat the bitch?" Go figure.

IMO, this aint the stuff to get sore about. See sign #10

I KNOW I WAS JUST KIDDING..i wanted to sound all smart and shit- my apologies desiree

DesireeNevermind said:

3. HE TRAVELS TO BIG CITIES OR AISA.

4. HE'S EXTROVERTED ABOUT HIS BARE CHEST IN PUBLIC.

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS.

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING

Some of these are just bizarre, and even in some kind of stereotypical world I have no idea what they mean in terms of this list.

ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:

[Flame snip - luv4u]

Read the inserts into the nine signs - those are mine and are not from the site. If you were paying attention you would see that I'm dismissing the stereotypes cuz most of them are just laughable. but you go on feeling victimized if it brightens your day.

I'm a coward? REALLY?? Clearly you've not read my posts then, because if anyone can be sarcastic and crack a joke on here, it's ME.

I paid attention, don't talk down to me on that. I have no desire to be a victim or feel like one. But I don't be made the butt of a joke either. Being gay is not a joke, and it's not a punch line. Period. No more than being black, Latino, a girl, or whatever is the punch line.

The article is the same bullshit gays have fought to overcome in the straight media for eons. "Oh it's just a joke". Sarah Palin thought it was a joke when she said, "Did Sambo beat the bitch?" Go figure.

Well if you're posting under the name Baroque (whom I was responding to) then yeah. Not only is that cowardly but it's also downright weird!!!! Two org IDs at the same time? WTF!

Being human is a joke!! Sorry but you fall into that category. I advise you to catch an episode of the Big Gay Sketch show on Logo. They come harder than Palin or the Huffingtonpost.com.

Sambo beat a bitch? What bitch did he beat? Well folk do need to learn that Sambo was the real racial culprit and not Uncle Tom. I'm surprised Palin even knows who Sambo is.

NDRU said:

DesireeNevermind said:

3. HE TRAVELS TO BIG CITIES OR AISA.

4. HE'S EXTROVERTED ABOUT HIS BARE CHEST IN PUBLIC.

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS.

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING

Some of these are just bizarre, and even in some kind of stereotypical world I have no idea what they mean in terms of this list.

Welcome to reality!

GEEZ! That list right THUR!!

Well...since they're pulling shit outta their asses, let me add 2 tha list:

10. He struts around in high-heeled boots

11. He wears frilly blouses

12. He wears make up

13. He wears ass-less pants

Hmmmm....

GTFOH Huffington post!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ernestsewell said:

I'm a coward? REALLY?? Clearly you've not read my posts then, because if anyone can be sarcastic and crack a joke on here, it's ME.

I paid attention, don't talk down to me on that. I have no desire to be a victim or feel like one. But I don't be made the butt of a joke either. Being gay is not a joke, and it's not a punch line. Period. No more than being black, Latino, a girl, or whatever is the punch line.

The article is the same bullshit gays have fought to overcome in the straight media for eons. "Oh it's just a joke". Sarah Palin thought it was a joke when she said, "Did Sambo beat the bitch?" Go figure.

IMO, this aint the stuff to get sore about. See sign #10

the side jokes are funnier!

plus y'all said contradict.....*beavisandbuttheadlaugh*

there are gay hubbies?

BklynBabe said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

IMO, this aint the stuff to get sore about. See sign #10

the side jokes are funnier!

plus y'all said contradict.....*beavisandbuttheadlaugh*

heh heh....heh heh heh.....heh heh

cornholioooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

I need teepee for my bumhole!!! Yeah Beavis sho nuff was gay. But sooo not marriage material. That hair and the fact that he repeated junior year 3 times disqualified him.

DesireeNevermind said:

Dayum Huffington Post. I now consider them a gag website.

http://www.huffingtonpost...87160.html

1. HE HAS A GYM MEMBERSHIP BUT NO INTEREST IN SPORTS (fuck that,,,it could just mean there's a cute little whore struttin' on the treadmill)

2. HE HAS A LOVE OF POP CULTURE INCLUDING GLEE AND THE GOLDEN GIRLS (strike 1)

3. HE TRAVELS TO BIG CITIES OR AISA. (what thee fuck? I travel to big cities...fuck it I live in a big city)

4. HE'S EXTROVERTED ABOUT HIS BARE CHEST IN PUBLIC. (that aint hardly gay if you live in a beach community)

5. HE WEARS CLOTHES THAT ARE TOO TIGHT AND TOO TRENDY. (that just means he has no fashion sense....which is totally contrary to being a gay fella)

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS. (hmm. are his friends gay?)

7. MORE INTERESTED IN THE MEN THAN IN THE WOMEN IN PORN FILMS (strike 2)

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING (well that could be cuz wifey is being a bitch)

9. HE'S OVERLY FASTIDIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND THE HOME. (strike 3)

I think we orgers could come up with a much more humorous and reliable list.

Yeah definitley a straight person made this list and dont know what they are talking about.

some that actually should be on is:

A friend of your husbands keeps texting him in the middle of the night

Your husband talks to his male friend(s) privately

Husband takes frequest trips alone with guys and never answers the phone

Your husband does not talk to you about his male bonding outings

Your husband is an evangelical minister

Your husband goes to airports just for the bathroom experience

Your husband often asks "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Your husband was once married to Terri McMillan

DesireeNevermind said:

Your husband is an evangelical minister

Your husband goes to airports just for the bathroom experience

Your husband often asks "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Your husband was once married to Terri McMillan or Star Jones

BklynBabe said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Your husband is an evangelical minister

Your husband goes to airports just for the bathroom experience

Your husband often asks "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Your husband was once married to Terri McMillan or Star Jones

Lawd!!!! How could I forget that hot mess union. Well....I kinda forgot she exhisted so I guess not remembering her fake ass hubby is no real shock.

Ya know...if you gotta buy a gay husband...he at least ought to be cute. Terri's man looked like a maybeline reject and Star's man looked habitually broke ass.