10 - He's well-versed on all of your designer gear - purses and handbags included

11 - He goes to the club - TO DANCE!

12 - He takes baths

13 - He roots for a bunch of teams per sport

14 - He knows the difference between fuschia and purple. Hell, just knowing fuschia period!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

Or he has HIS dick in a dude's ass but INSISTS he ain't punkin!

DesireeNevermind said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Damn bitch you beat me to the punch!

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Damn bitch you beat me to the punch!

Girl you know we all kismet N shit.

RebirthOfCool said:

10 - He's well-versed on all of your designer gear - purses and handbags included

11 - He goes to the club - TO DANCE!

12 - He takes baths

13 - He roots for a bunch of teams per sport

14 - He knows the difference between fuschia and purple. Hell, just knowing fuschia period!

Or mauve

He watched every single episode of Rupaul's Drag Race

He still rockin a quo vadis knowin damn well that shit went out in the 90s

He requently dances to Beyonce's Single Ladies

When you go out to dinner, he makes a dash for the bathroom the moment the check comes (yeah that be a bitch move fo sho)

He will kick your ass if you talk about his Boo (and his Boo aint you)

He works in a hair salon...in the hood.

He's overly concerned with grooming his body hair.

He dyes his facial hair a deeper shade of black for, you know, contrast.

Knows what the fuck constrast means.

His eyebrows are in better shape than yours.

He's a stripper in a gay club, showing dudes his dick for a dolla, but SWEARS he's only doing it for the money and HATES it when the gays touch his body. (I got that one AGAIN at the gay club)

He screams and hollas at a Patti Labelle concert, "That's my guuuurrrrrlllll!!!!"

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SCNDLS said:

He's overly concerned with grooming his body hair.

He dyes his facial hair a deeper shade of black for, you know, contrast.

Knows what the fuck constrast means.

His eyebrows are in better shape than yours.

He's a stripper in a gay club, showing dudes his dick for a dolla, but SWEARS he's only doing it for the money and HATES it when the gays touch his body. (I got that one AGAIN at the gay club)

He screams and hollas at a Patti Labelle concert, "That's my guuuurrrrrlllll!!!!"

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I steer clear of the eyebrow man. If ever there was a sign....THAT'S IT!

It's one thing to trim and a whole other thing to arch, wax and dye.

SCNDLS said:

RebirthOfCool said:

10 - He's well-versed on all of your designer gear - purses and handbags included

11 - He goes to the club - TO DANCE!

12 - He takes baths

13 - He roots for a bunch of teams per sport

14 - He knows the difference between fuschia and purple. Hell, just knowing fuschia period!

Or mauve

gheytto.

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DesireeNevermind said:

Dayum Huffington Post. I now consider them a gag website.

http://www.huffingtonpost...87160.html

2. HE HAS A LOVE OF POP CULTURE INCLUDING GLEE AND THE GOLDEN GIRLS (strike 1)

THAT^ one is pure bullshit. I used to watch The Golden Girls because it was (and still is) an excellent sitcom. It did NOT make me gay.

pickle said:

..,if you're hubby likes Savage Garden.

Hey, hey, hey now that's just going a little too far!!

They were great in concert...

DesireeNevermind said:

Dayum Huffington Post. I now consider them a gag website.

http://www.huffingtonpost...87160.html

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS. (hmm. are his friends gay?)

7. MORE INTERESTED IN THE MEN THAN IN THE WOMEN IN PORN FILMS (strike 2)

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING (well that could be cuz wifey is being a bitch)

9. HE'S OVERLY FASTIDIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND THE HOME. (strike 3)

I think we orgers could come up with a much more humorous and reliable list.

According to this list I'm in trouble . I guess Jerry Seinfeld is gay too, not that there is anything wrong with that. If I have to be gay, I'll be the gayest pussy chaser ever.

kewlschool said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Dayum Huffington Post. I now consider them a gag website.

http://www.huffingtonpost...87160.html

6. HE'S SASSY, SARCASTIC AND IRONIC AROUND HIS FRIENDS. (hmm. are his friends gay?)

7. MORE INTERESTED IN THE MEN THAN IN THE WOMEN IN PORN FILMS (strike 2)

8. HE TAKES ON SUDDEN HEAVY DRINKING (well that could be cuz wifey is being a bitch)

9. HE'S OVERLY FASTIDIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND THE HOME. (strike 3)

I think we orgers could come up with a much more humorous and reliable list.

According to this list I'm in trouble . I guess Jerry Seinfeld is gay too, not that there is anything wrong with that. If I have to be gay, I'll be the gayest pussy chaser ever.

I can just see you in the club "Excuse me ma'am.....may I have some pussy please? Oh and can i get it shaken not stirred?" All suave-like whilst wearing a mauve Calvin Klein shirt.

27. HE LISTENS TO PRINCE AND GOES ON PRINCE.ORG ....well according to my girlfriends pals....i must be gay if i like prince ...never have worked that one out.....i am and always will be a man.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

the fucked up part is that if HIS penis is up some dude's ass...he gets the benefit of the doubt.

One time I dated a guy who told me that if he saw me out while he was with his straight friends, he'd have to talk shit about me so as not to stick out to his friends.

I told him if he did that he'd end up having to kick my ass because I would tell his friends how I fucked him in the ass in the woods. Needless to say, we stopped dating

I'd describe every aspect of his dick to his friends and then tell him he needs to pull it out and show it to them so they can see I'm not lying.

SCNDLS said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

10 - He has penis up his ass on a regular basis.

Or he has HIS dick in a dude's ass but INSISTS he ain't punkin!

I HATE motherfuckers like that. They think they're straight because they aren't the ones doing the sucking or getting fucked. If they're so straight, then why don't they brag to the world about how good that man sucked their dick last night just like they brag to the world about how the women did it. That shuts the motherfuckers up real quick because they know I take pleasure in busting them out.

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If he dragged your ass to see any of the Sex & the City movies and not the other way around.

Maybe, he's just a bit gay ?

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Damn bitch you beat me to the punch!

Girl you know we all kismet N shit.

YOU BITCHES PLEASE!!!! I just literally HOLLARED at my desk! I can't read ya'll when I'm at work. Yall's asses gone get my black ass fired fo sho!

SCNDLS said:

RebirthOfCool said:

10 - He's well-versed on all of your designer gear - purses and handbags included

11 - He goes to the club - TO DANCE!

12 - He takes baths

13 - He roots for a bunch of teams per sport

14 - He knows the difference between fuschia and purple. Hell, just knowing fuschia period!

Or mauve

Naw, chile. If he knows what toile is, ya'll got massive prollems!

so now that i know hes gaaaayyyyyyyyy???!!!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Or mauve

Naw, chile. If he knows what toile is, ya'll got massive prollems!

I don't even know what toile is

BklynBabe said:

Shyra said:

Naw, chile. If he knows what toile is, ya'll got massive prollems!

I don't even know what toile is

Nor I.

**googles toile**

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

Or he has HIS dick in a dude's ass but INSISTS he ain't punkin!

I HATE motherfuckers like that. They think they're straight because they aren't the ones doing the sucking or getting fucked. If they're so straight, then why don't they brag to the world about how good that man sucked their dick last night just like they brag to the world about how the women did it. That shuts the motherfuckers up real quick because they know I take pleasure in busting them out.

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One of my closest friends is CONSTANTLY pulling these married DL mofos who will be out with him and talk shit about "punks" and how disgusting they are. He shonuf puts 'em on blast but I don't get why he'd even fuck around with these fools.

DesireeNevermind said:

BklynBabe said:

I don't even know what toile is

Nor I.

**googles toile**

Hell, even I know what toile is, but it was my gays who enlightened me about that ugly shit.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Or mauve

Naw, chile. If he knows what toile is, ya'll got massive prollems!

Another one for the list.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Nor I.

**googles toile**

Hell, even I know what toile is, but it was my gays who enlightened me about that ugly shit.

I should have been able to at least guess at it because it's afterall part of the toilet paper family. Shit....cotton is cotton. Fuck all that linen, toile, worsted, hemp, ramie shit! It's all meant to either wipe yo ass wit or wear to the gym!

RebirthOfCool said:

10 - He's well-versed on all of your designer gear - purses and handbags included

11 - He goes to the club - TO DANCE!

12 - He takes baths

13 - He roots for a bunch of teams per sport

14 - He knows the difference between fuschia and purple. Hell, just knowing fuschia period!

number 10 - yes. the rest are bogus.

he denies haveing sex with a woman!!!! ... (zat better?! ..:confused: ... )