phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

I wanted to say, "don't you know anything about your own anatomy??" but I didn't want to be rude.

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy.

They make you blow it out before a colonoscopy because the camera goes all the way up your colon, genius. That's where the shit is.

I don't care how much you're working with, Daddy, your dick is not snaking its way up into the colon.

PunkMistress said:

phunkdaddy said:

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy.

They make you blow it out before a colonoscopy because the camera goes all the way up your colon, genius. That's where the shit is.

I don't care how much you're working with, Daddy, your dick is not snaking its way up into the colon.

Well we finally agree on something. I don't care if i was hung like a horse, i have no interest

in finding my way up the anal canal whatsoever. For those that do god bless but it's not my thing.

phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

They make you blow it out before a colonoscopy because the camera goes all the way up your colon, genius. That's where the shit is.

I don't care how much you're working with, Daddy, your dick is not snaking its way up into the colon.

Well we finally agree on something. I don't care if i was hung like a horse, i have no interest

in finding my way up the anal canal whatsoever. For those that do god bless but it's not my thing.

Fair enough.

Yes but in a non-sexual way. I want to know that everything is just "peachy" down there.

phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

I wanted to say, "don't you know anything about your own anatomy??" but I didn't want to be rude.

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy.

I've had four colonoscopies and none of them involved drinking laxative beforehand.

I simply couldn't eat the night before.

I douched, but for my own peace of mind, not because I was told to.

All the doc did was insert air, insert camera, pull out camera and at my insistence, pump out air.

(All that air after, was too painful . . . .)

phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

I wanted to say, "don't you know anything about your own anatomy??" but I didn't want to be rude.

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy.

You really need to look up "figure of speech." Mistaking a colonoscopy for a colonic is not a figure of speech.

This thread is crazy as hell.

Genesia said:

phunkdaddy said:

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy.

You really need to look up "figure of speech." Mistaking a colonoscopy for a colonic is not a figure of speech.

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Militant said:

This thread is crazy as hell.

phunkdaddy said:

Genesia said:

You really need to look up "figure of speech." Mistaking a colonoscopy for a colonic is not a figure of speech.

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Laughing THE FUCK OUT LOUD

phunkdaddy said:

Genesia said:

You really need to look up "figure of speech." Mistaking a colonoscopy for a colonic is not a figure of speech.

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Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

This thread was shot to hell the moment someone mention putting a camera inside another person's booty.

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

bend over.

KidaDynamite said:

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

bend over.

you don't have a bit of sense the Lord gave you.

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

No, no... that was already handled at the beginning of the year in the classic ANAL DOUCHE thread... I'd link to it but with the new editor it seems the linking's gone to shit...

phunkdaddy said:

TD3 said:

some have been messin' with my friend.

Did you listen to the song? It was in response to Tony Van Dams post.

As far as the debates in this thread it's all good dear.

Yes, I did.

ZombieKitten said:

Vendetta1 said:

Those too. They made me feel "normal" and let me know there was nothing wrong with me.

Lord knows why, but I must have mentioned this to my mum, and she bought me a book called "becoming orgasmic" I WAS ONLY 18 at the time!!!

Your mum is so .

Really all mothers should go beyond the "talk" or "talks" and explain what's all invovled with a woman having an orgasm and a womans body. No young lady should just happen upon this informaton later in life .

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RenHoek said:

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

No, no... that was already handled at the beginning of the year in the classic ANAL DOUCHE thread... I'd link to it but with the new editor it seems the linking's gone to shit...

Yeah, it will just link to Dennis Rodman's and Carmen Electra's colonoscopies.

JuliePurplehead said:

Yes but in a non-sexual way. I want to know that everything is just "peachy" down there.

best reply yet.

TD3 said:

ZombieKitten said:

Lord knows why, but I must have mentioned this to my mum, and she bought me a book called "becoming orgasmic" I WAS ONLY 18 at the time!!!

Your mum is so .

Really all mothers should go beyond the "talk" or "talks" and explain what's all invovled with a woman having an orgasm and a womans body. No young lady should think just happen upon this informaton later in life .

you're probably right

Is there a list of all those women in favor??

MoneyMade said:

Is there a list of all those women in favor??

Your question just looks so on point looking at your avatar.

ZombieKitten said:

TD3 said:

Your mum is so .

Really all mothers should go beyond the "talk" or "talks" and explain what's all invovled with a woman having an orgasm and a womans body. No young lady should think just happen upon this informaton later in life .

you're probably right

Things to know...

Yawning causing orgasm has occurred in people suffering from heroin withdrawal and those on some antidepressant drugs. One married woman in her late twenties who was on the drug clomipramine for depression has her story told in The Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. She asked her doctors how long she might be allowed to take her tablets. When asked why, she sheepishly admitted that she hoped to take them for a good while yet. Ever since she had started taking them, she could bring on orgasm by deliberately yawning.

noimageatall said:

Yawning causing orgasm has occurred in people suffering from heroin withdrawal and those on some antidepressant drugs. One married woman in her late twenties who was on the drug clomipramine for depression has her story told in The Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. She asked her doctors how long she might be allowed to take her tablets. When asked why, she sheepishly admitted that she hoped to take them for a good while yet. Ever since she had started taking them, she could bring on orgasm by deliberately yawning.

that sounds strangely appealing... well... aside from the mess...

TonyVanDam said:

728huey said:

Holy crap! This thread which was already bordering on being foul has literally gone to crap. Next thing there will be tips on how to do a proper colon cleanse.

This thread was shot to hell the moment someone mention putting a camera inside another person's booty.

I take it you haven't seen pictures of your insides?

RenHoek said:

noimageatall said:

Yawning causing orgasm has occurred in people suffering from heroin withdrawal and those on some antidepressant drugs. One married woman in her late twenties who was on the drug clomipramine for depression has her story told in The Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. She asked her doctors how long she might be allowed to take her tablets. When asked why, she sheepishly admitted that she hoped to take them for a good while yet. Ever since she had started taking them, she could bring on orgasm by deliberately yawning.

that sounds strangely appealing... well... aside from the mess...

What mess? Pads . . . . . .

RenHoek said:

noimageatall said:

Yawning causing orgasm has occurred in people suffering from heroin withdrawal and those on some antidepressant drugs. One married woman in her late twenties who was on the drug clomipramine for depression has her story told in The Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. She asked her doctors how long she might be allowed to take her tablets. When asked why, she sheepishly admitted that she hoped to take them for a good while yet. Ever since she had started taking them, she could bring on orgasm by deliberately yawning.

that sounds strangely appealing... well... aside from the mess...

Yeah...what mess? Anyway, I say bring on the Prozac.

noimageatall said:

RenHoek said:

that sounds strangely appealing... well... aside from the mess...

Yeah...what mess? Anyway, I say bring on the Prozac.

Prozac don't get me off.

SUPRMAN said:

TonyVanDam said:

This thread was shot to hell the moment someone mention putting a camera inside another person's booty.

I take it you haven't seen pictures of your insides?

And I don't want to.