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Reply #180 posted 08/20/10 8:43pm

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This is how i felt in high shcool lol

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Reply #181 posted 08/20/10 8:49pm

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phunkdaddy said:

This is how i felt in high shcool lol

hug some have been messin' with my friend.

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Reply #182 posted 08/20/10 8:50pm

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phunkdaddy said:

noimageatall said:

eek Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? hmmm ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

you said: The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help.

Most women DO cum with oral. A deeper problem wouldn't mean physical but mental. I'm not saying some women don't have mental issues (such as rape or abuse) which might prevent them from having an orgasm, and I'm not saying it's always the man's fault, but your statement implied that women who can't cum need help.

The fact is many women have faked it because they HAVE told their partners what they want and they still don't get it.

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Reply #183 posted 08/20/10 8:52pm

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TD3 said:

noimageatall said:

eek Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? hmmm ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

Agreed and women should be comfortable in showing men exactly what makes them cum.

Agreed! thumbs up!

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Reply #184 posted 08/20/10 8:54pm

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PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

No. Just.... no!!! lol

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

no no no!

lol

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

I'm talking about spontaneous stuff... It is a health hazard if the person doing the licking goes back and forth between the two on a dirty ass... lol and unless one plans on some oral-anal play at some point in their day, one's ass is most likely not as pristine as it could be.

Not everybody showers before sex.. Not everybody cleans their ass well when they do take a shit

I'm just sayin' shrug lol

I mean what about that 2 girls, 1 cup thing? dead

ppl will do some nasty, nasty, nasty shit.. with shit hmph! lol

[Edited 8/20/10 20:57pm]

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Reply #185 posted 08/20/10 8:57pm

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noimageatall said:

phunkdaddy said:

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

you said: The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it could indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help.

Most women DO cum with oral. A deeper problem wouldn't mean physical but mental. I'm not saying some women don't have mental issues (such as rape or abuse) which might prevent them from having an orgasm, and I'm not saying it's always the man's fault, but your statement implied that women who can't cum need help.

The fact is many women have faked it because they HAVE told their partners what they want and they still don't get it.

Cool. I omitted the word could.

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Reply #186 posted 08/20/10 9:00pm

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PositivityNYC said:

PunkMistress said:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

I'm talking about spontaneous stuff... It is a health hazard if the person doing the licking goes back and forth between the two on a dirty ass... lol and unless one plans on some oral-anal play at some point in their day, one's ass is most likely not as pristine as it could be.

Not everybody showers before sex.. Not everybody cleans their ass well when they do take a shit

I'm just sayin' shrug lol

I mean what about that 2 girls, 1 cup thing? dead

ppl will do some nasty, nasty, nasty shit.. with shit hmph! lol

[Edited 8/20/10 20:57pm]

Anyone who does not thoroughly clean their ass (and that involves more than wiping on the surface) before some Mouth to Butt Love is NASTY and if some surprise should happen to make it down (or up) to their cooch then they have that coming. hmph!

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Reply #187 posted 08/20/10 9:05pm

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PositivityNYC said:

PunkMistress said:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

I'm talking about spontaneous stuff... It is a health hazard if the person doing the licking goes back and forth between the two on a dirty ass... lol and unless one plans on some oral-anal play at some point in their day, one's ass is most likely not as pristine as it could be.

Not everybody showers before sex.. Not everybody cleans their ass well when they do take a shit

I'm just sayin' shrug lol

I mean what about that 2 girls, 1 cup thing? dead

ppl will do some nasty, nasty, nasty shit.. with shit hmph! lol

[Edited 8/20/10 20:57pm]

That's the ticket. Think about it.

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Reply #188 posted 08/20/10 9:17pm

PositivityNYC

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johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

I'm talking about spontaneous stuff... It is a health hazard if the person doing the licking goes back and forth between the two on a dirty ass... lol and unless one plans on some oral-anal play at some point in their day, one's ass is most likely not as pristine as it could be.

Not everybody showers before sex.. Not everybody cleans their ass well when they do take a shit

I'm just sayin' shrug lol

I mean what about that 2 girls, 1 cup thing? dead

ppl will do some nasty, nasty, nasty shit.. with shit hmph! lol

[Edited 8/20/10 20:57pm]

Anyone who does not thoroughly clean their ass (and that involves more than wiping on the surface) before some Mouth to Butt Love is NASTY and if some surprise should happen to make it down (or up) to their cooch then they have that coming. hmph!

lol lol

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Reply #189 posted 08/20/10 9:40pm

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TD3 said:

phunkdaddy said:

This is how i felt in high shcool lol

hug some have been messin' with my friend.

Did you listen to the song? It was in response to Tony Van Dams post. lol

As far as the debates in this thread it's all good dear. hug

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Reply #190 posted 08/20/10 9:59pm

Vendetta1

phunkdaddy said:

noimageatall said:

eek Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? hmmm ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

If a woman can make herself cum, a man should be able to, too. She does not need to see a doctor for that.

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Reply #191 posted 08/20/10 10:05pm

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noimageatall said:

phunkdaddy said:

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

you said: The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help.

Most women DO cum with oral. A deeper problem wouldn't mean physical but mental. I'm not saying some women don't have mental issues (such as rape or abuse) which might prevent them from having an orgasm, and I'm not saying it's always the man's fault, but your statement implied that women who can't cum need help.

The fact is many women have faked it because they HAVE told their partners what they want and they still don't get it.

Yeah like don't do that weird sucking thing where you put your damn distracting teeth on me.

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Reply #192 posted 08/20/10 10:24pm

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Vendetta1 said:

phunkdaddy said:

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

If a woman can make herself cum, a man should be able to, too. She does not need to see a doctor for that.

or self-help books boxed

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Reply #193 posted 08/20/10 10:29pm

Vendetta1

ZombieKitten said:

Vendetta1 said:

If a woman can make herself cum, a man should be able to, too. She does not need to see a doctor for that.

or self-help books boxed

Those too. They made me feel "normal" and let me know there was nothing wrong with me.

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Reply #194 posted 08/20/10 10:32pm

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Vendetta1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

or self-help books boxed

Those too. They made me feel "normal" and let me know there was nothing wrong with me.

Lord knows why, but I must have mentioned this to my mum, and she bought me a book called "becoming orgasmic" I WAS ONLY 18 at the time!!! falloff

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Reply #195 posted 08/20/10 10:33pm

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Just 4 the record - women taste better than men

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Reply #196 posted 08/20/10 10:37pm

Vendetta1

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Just 4 the record - women taste better than men

nod

But i would still suck a dick than eat a coochie.

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Reply #197 posted 08/20/10 10:41pm

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Vendetta1 said:

chocolatehandles said:

Just 4 the record - women taste better than men

nod

But i would still suck a dick than eat a coochie.

Me too...but some cocks r just awful lol

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Reply #198 posted 08/20/10 10:56pm

Vendetta1

chocolatehandles said:

Vendetta1 said:

nod

But i would still suck a dick than eat a coochie.

Me too...but some cocks r just awful lol

I never met a dick I didn';t like. lol

Okay, no more drunk posting. lol

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Reply #199 posted 08/20/10 11:02pm

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Vendetta1 said:

chocolatehandles said:

Me too...but some cocks r just awful lol

I never met a dick I didn';t like. lol

Okay, no more drunk posting. lol

yes true but it's horrible when they squirt more than a mouth full

i have been drinking too lol

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Reply #200 posted 08/20/10 11:04pm

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RenHoek said:

This thread is another one for the ages...

JohnArt, Genesia, PunkMistress all I can say is your posts are sheer genius... clapping

I think I popped a spleen or a kidney I've been laughing SO HARD!!! It hurts, LAWD DOES IT HURT!!

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Reply #201 posted 08/20/10 11:12pm

Vendetta1

chocolatehandles said:

Vendetta1 said:

I never met a dick I didn';t like. lol

Okay, no more drunk posting. lol

yes true but it's horrible when they squirt more than a mouth full

i have been drinking too lol

highfive

lol

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Reply #202 posted 08/21/10 1:23am

novabrkr

I've made them to.
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Reply #203 posted 08/21/10 2:20am

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novabrkr said:

I've made them to.

so u made Cocktails

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Reply #204 posted 08/21/10 2:34am

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She's a peach guitar
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Reply #205 posted 08/21/10 9:09am

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phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam. lol

1. Colonoscopies are diagnostic procedures where they stick a camera up your ass to find cancer. They have nothing to do with "blowing that shit out."

2. Most people don't have to "blow that shit out," because in a normal person there is no reason any shit should be in your rectum. The rectum is a passageway, like a road. Unless waste is in transit (you are actively pushing out a turd) it stays in the upper colon. Just like cars don't sit there parked in the middle of the highway. Say it with me: "My rectum is a highway, not a parking lot."

3. If there is shit all over your highway on a regular basis, get thee some Metamucil.

It's what you make it.
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Reply #206 posted 08/21/10 9:10am

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Vendetta1 said:

phunkdaddy said:

eek

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

If a woman can make herself cum, a man should be able to, too. She does not need to see a doctor for that.

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Reply #207 posted 08/21/10 9:18am

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PunkMistress said:

phunkdaddy said:

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam. lol

1. Colonoscopies are diagnostic procedures where they stick a camera up your ass to find cancer. They have nothing to do with "blowing that shit out."

2. Most people don't have to "blow that shit out," because in a normal person there is no reason any shit should be in your rectum. The rectum is a passageway, like a road. Unless waste is in transit (you are actively pushing out a turd) it stays in the upper colon. Just like cars don't sit there parked in the middle of the highway. Say it with me: "My rectum is a highway, not a parking lot."

3. If there is shit all over your highway on a regular basis, get thee some Metamucil.

It's amazing just how little people really know about their bodies, isn't it? lol

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Reply #208 posted 08/21/10 9:19am

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JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

1. Colonoscopies are diagnostic procedures where they stick a camera up your ass to find cancer. They have nothing to do with "blowing that shit out."

2. Most people don't have to "blow that shit out," because in a normal person there is no reason any shit should be in your rectum. The rectum is a passageway, like a road. Unless waste is in transit (you are actively pushing out a turd) it stays in the upper colon. Just like cars don't sit there parked in the middle of the highway. Say it with me: "My rectum is a highway, not a parking lot."

3. If there is shit all over your highway on a regular basis, get thee some Metamucil.

It's amazing just how little people really know about their bodies, isn't it? lol

I wanted to say, "don't you know anything about your own anatomy??" but I didn't want to be rude. lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #209 posted 08/21/10 9:44am

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PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

It's amazing just how little people really know about their bodies, isn't it? lol

I wanted to say, "don't you know anything about your own anatomy??" but I didn't want to be rude. lol

Damn this just gets better all the time. I said colonoscopy as a figure of speech. I know what

a colonoscopy is considering i had one 3 years ago. Since we want to be technical about it

before you actually get that colonoscopy done duh you actually have to drink a damn

gallon of a flavored liquid laxative and um what generally happens afterwards. Oh that's right

you shit your damn guts out. Colonoscopies can't actually be performed until you get your

ass cleaned out. If you get this procedure done without getting your ass blown out first,

your physician is a fucking quack. lol Speaking of not knowing anything about your own

anatomy. disbelief

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