Kevin!!!

phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam.

Do not let repression let you fear the ass. The ass will bring you great joys if you treat it right.

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johnart said:

phunkdaddy said:

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam.

Do not let repression let you fear the ass. The ass will bring you joy if you treat it right.

[Edited 8/20/10 19:17pm]

I love you to absolute bits.

Vendetta1 said:

johnart said:

Do not let repression let you fear the ass. The ass will bring you joy if you treat it right.

[Edited 8/20/10 19:17pm]

I love you to absolute bits.

And I you sugar.

johnart said:

phunkdaddy said:

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam.

Do not let repression let you fear the ass. The ass will bring you great joys if you treat it right.

[Edited 8/20/10 19:17pm]

RenHoek said:

This thread is another one for the ages...

JohnArt, Genesia, PunkMistress all I can say is your posts are sheer genius...

I think I popped a spleen or a kidney I've been laughing SO HARD!!! It hurts, LAWD DOES IT HURT!!

and if anyone is curious about my take on the subject...

I think it's been a while since I told u how much I loves ya!

It's YOUR body! YOURS. When you get a finger cut you immediately suck the blood. You dig in your nose in private and some do in public. I don't understand the big deal.

i edit

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noimageatall said:

It's YOUR body! YOURS. When you get a fnger cut you immediately suck the blood. You dig in your nose in private and some do in public. I don't understand the big deal.

johnart said:

noimageatall said:

It's YOUR body! YOURS. When you get a fnger cut you immediately suck the blood. You dig in your nose in private and some do in public. I don't understand the big deal.

Haven't read the entire thread but I take it if you have never tasted yourself you probably don't swallow??

noimageatall said:

johnart said:

Haven't read the entire thread but I take it if you have never tasted yourself you probably don't swallow??

READ THE THREAD...you'll be glad you did.

Vendetta1 said:

johnart said:

Str8 men don't front. It don't make u gay to taste your own.

Exactly. If men don't know what their own juice tastes like, there are a bunch of men not kissing their women after they give them head. That's an asshole thing to do.

What about certificates of completion

johnart said:

noimageatall said:

Haven't read the entire thread but I take it if you have never tasted yourself you probably don't swallow??

READ THE THREAD...you'll be glad you did.

Oh ok... if you insist.

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

I've never tasted my own sweat.

Just my cum.

Did you catch that "TMI" translation???

[img:$uid]http://i45.tinypic.com/f2mxc8.jpg[/img:$uid]

I love it!!!!

I think I know where TonyVanDam is coming from about a woman gett a taste of her own nether-regions because there's a lot of female masturbation porno where the women are licking their fingers, a dildo, or vibrator and pleasuring themselves, and they subsequently lick said finger/sex toy that has been inside their genitalia. Sure, in some cases it's just to relubricate for extended pleasure, but the porno's always show them blissfully tasting themsleves. How much of that is real, and how many of them would rather blow chunks afterward?

noimageatall said:

bboy87 said:

[img:$uid]http://i45.tinypic.com/f2mxc8.jpg[/img:$uid]

I love it!!!!

He's an ass. I love he.

Genesia said:

Any woman who's kissed her man after he's been "down there" (and she'd better) has tasted herself.

here here

PunkMistress said:

What? I make jelly out of it and spread it on my toast.

Haha, I said "spread."

I just love you girl.

johnart said:

Dewrede said:

why ?

I think if a dude expects (I know not all do) a woman to swallow/or take his cum in her mouth, he should at least have the courtesy of knowing wtf it tastes like.

Same for a lady and the reverse situation.

If the dude doesn't care about that sort of then they can both leave the whole sticky mess alone.

But then again there's different tastes just like with food and one might love it while the other so that's another angle.

In any case it's a nasty blow (pun intended) to have someone do something intimate to/for you then turn em away if they wanna kiss you like they are some kind of nasty. I think that might be the part that crosses into assholishness.

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Why are all the sensible, totally freaky and nasty, and logical men gay?

TD3 said:

Dewrede said:

why ?

Because it's insulting, rude, selfish. . . . it's bad form. You've sucked someone off and he's trippin' or prudish about tasting his own junk? Not to speak of being a tad humiliating, you are being intimate. I can't imagine any man telling saying, here's a damp face towel or would you mind brushing your teeth?

Ok forget all that even...WHY IN THE HELL would you eat ANOTHER PERSON out, or suck someone off and swallow THEIR cum, but not your own???? This whole thing is illogical to the tenth degree.

noimageatall said:

johnart said:

I think if a dude expects (I know not all do) a woman to swallow/or take his cum in her mouth, he should at least have the courtesy of knowing wtf it tastes like.

Same for a lady and the reverse situation.

If the dude doesn't care about that sort of then they can both leave the whole sticky mess alone.

But then again there's different tastes just like with food and one might love it while the other so that's another angle.

In any case it's a nasty blow (pun intended) to have someone do something intimate to/for you then turn em away if they wanna kiss you like they are some kind of nasty. I think that might be the part that crosses into assholishness.

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Why are all the sensible, totally freaky and nasty, and logical men gay?

Efan said:

johnart said:

You should write an Improving Your Spunk guide. Though I'm sure it exsists out there already.

I'm gonna submit that to an agent. I'm think I'm going to call it Spunk You Up! Efan's Guide to Better Tasting Jizz.

Mom will be so proud.

Do it. I bet you'll be on the best-seller lists.

728huey said:

I think I know where TonyVanDam is coming from about a woman gett a taste of her own nether-regions because there's a lot of female masturbation porno where the women are licking their fingers, a dildo, or vibrator and pleasuring themselves, and they subsequently lick said finger/sex toy that has been inside their genitalia. Sure, in some cases it's just to relubricate for extended pleasure, but the porno's always show them blissfully tasting themsleves. How much of that is real, and how many of them would rather blow chunks afterward?

Maybe they think it tastes like Canada Dry Ginger Ale.....

off topic, but I fucking love Ginger Ale

Dammit, now I feel like going to the store and buying a bottle

phunkdaddy said:

Genesia said:

Let me be clear: I was not making a generalization based on my needs/preferences. There have been plenty of actual studies showing that the majority of women cannot climax from penetration alone. Look it up.

Marinated? Oh, right - cuz she's a piece of meat. I get it.

That said, if you think anything but the teeniest, tiniest percentage of women could achieve orgasm from having their nipples licked, I'm here to tell you - your women are faking it.

You didn't read my post thoroughly. I never said that licking a woman's nipples alone would

give her an orgasm. I said it's a form of foreplay. It seems your argument is women

cannot achieve orgasm with intercourse alone without oral sex and while it may be true for some

that's not the case with all women. The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help. I only was stating other ways to get a woman off outside of oral sex.

It's also nice to know Dr. Ruth that you have the professional expertise to tell me that

my women faked it. particularly since you weren't there or know any of them personally.

Not only is that another one of your generalizations, it's a dumb one at that.

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Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

phunkdaddy said:

PunkMistress said:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam.

The mouth is dirtier...just sayin'

johnart said:

noimageatall said:

Why are all the sensible, totally freaky and nasty, and logical men gay?

noimageatall said:

phunkdaddy said:

You didn't read my post thoroughly. I never said that licking a woman's nipples alone would

give her an orgasm. I said it's a form of foreplay. It seems your argument is women

cannot achieve orgasm with intercourse alone without oral sex and while it may be true for some

that's not the case with all women. The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help. I only was stating other ways to get a woman off outside of oral sex.

It's also nice to know Dr. Ruth that you have the professional expertise to tell me that

my women faked it. particularly since you weren't there or know any of them personally.

Not only is that another one of your generalizations, it's a dumb one at that.

[Edited 8/20/10 9:39am]

Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

And that's why it's incredibly frustrating for men who want to make their women come to orgasm. Some women are just to afraid to tell their partners how they want to be fucked while other just assume the man should know how to do it already. Not all women are alike. Some guys could be complete studs in bed and have had dozens of sexual partners in the past who they could get to cum within 30 seconds of penetration and give them multiple orgasms, yet the woman they end up with can't cum no matter what position he takes or how long he can fuck her before cumming himself or dropping out from exhaustion. It takes two to tango, and while most guys are willing to do whatever it takes to make their female partners blissfully happy in bed, we can't be expected to know how to do this without the woman's input.

And while porn is fun to look at it's not the most educational tool available for teaching sex. Not all women like to be fucked like they're drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico, and most women don't want to suck their man's dick after it's been inside her ass. (Heck, a lot of women don't want anything up in their ass.) And the women I know say they would go Lorena Bobbitt on me if I ever tried to unload my jizz all over their face.

noimageatall said:

phunkdaddy said:

You didn't read my post thoroughly. I never said that licking a woman's nipples alone would

give her an orgasm. I said it's a form of foreplay. It seems your argument is women

cannot achieve orgasm with intercourse alone without oral sex and while it may be true for some

that's not the case with all women. The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help. I only was stating other ways to get a woman off outside of oral sex.

It's also nice to know Dr. Ruth that you have the professional expertise to tell me that

my women faked it. particularly since you weren't there or know any of them personally.

Not only is that another one of your generalizations, it's a dumb one at that.

Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

Agreed and women should be comfortable in showing men exactly what makes them cum.

[Edited 8/20/10 20:30pm]

noimageatall said:

phunkdaddy said:

You didn't read my post thoroughly. I never said that licking a woman's nipples alone would

give her an orgasm. I said it's a form of foreplay. It seems your argument is women

cannot achieve orgasm with intercourse alone without oral sex and while it may be true for some

that's not the case with all women. The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need professional help. I only was stating other ways to get a woman off outside of oral sex.

It's also nice to know Dr. Ruth that you have the professional expertise to tell me that

my women faked it. particularly since you weren't there or know any of them personally.

Not only is that another one of your generalizations, it's a dumb one at that.

[Edited 8/20/10 9:39am]

Ok, I'm gonna have to say something here. The way guys fuck women in porn films will not get a woman off. Just so ya know. And most women who don't achieve orgasm do not do so because most men don't know what the hell they're doing.

Cumming isn't that easy if you're a woman. Nearly all men can cum without difficulty, but women just aren't built that way. So if a woman doesn't automatically cum it doesn't mean she needs a psychiatrist. If that were the case then why can so many women masturbate and make themselves cum in 30 seconds but can never cum with a man? ...just means she needs someone who knows what to do.

Who the heck said anything about a psychiatrist? Who the hell said anything about consulting

a damn porn film for advice? We've all seen the Brian Pumper-Montana Fishburne mess on here and that shit wasn't easy on the eyes at all. As far as professional help goes that could simply be a matter of going to your physician to get help if there are orgasmic problems. Their seems to be a strawman's argument here that if a female can't achieve an orgasm then it's automatically the

man doesn't know what he's doing. What a female can't have a condition when it comes to sexual performance? That would be just as crazy as saying a man can't be impotent and it must be that

the woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Everyone is different and there is no tried

and true formula that works the same for everyone which is really what i've been trying to

get across all along.

728huey said:

I think I know where TonyVanDam is coming from about a woman gett a taste of her own nether-regions because there's a lot of female masturbation porno where the women are licking their fingers, a dildo, or vibrator and pleasuring themselves, and they subsequently lick said finger/sex toy that has been inside their genitalia. Sure, in some cases it's just to relubricate for extended pleasure, but the porno's always show them blissfully tasting themsleves. How much of that is real, and how many of them would rather blow chunks afterward?

And also, lets not forget about a few songs in pop culture history that cover those same topics.