Vendetta1 said:

phunkdaddy said:

You didn't read my post thoroughly. I never said that licking a woman's nipples alone would

give her an orgasm. I said it's a form of foreplay. It seems your argument is women

cannot achieve orgasm with intercourse alone without oral sex and while it may be true for some

that's not the case with all women. The fact that some women can't achieve an orgasm has

nothing to do with oral sex and it indicates a deeper problem which means that they need

professional help. I only was stating other ways to get a woman off outside of oral sex.

It's also nice to know Dr. Ruth that you have the professional expertise to tell me that

my women faked it. particularly since you weren't there or know any of them personally.

Not only is that another one of your generalizations, it's a dumb one at that.

[Edited 8/20/10 9:39am]

Dude, thank you for your posts on this thread. It is some of the stupidest shit I have ever heard a man say.

In all fairness though, the fact that soooooooo many women fake it is pretty pathetic. How the hell is a dude supposed to know that what he is doing is not good enough if the stupid bitch is faking it and not letting him know?

You can't really think a guy is stupid for thinking what he is doing is right when he has never been told differently, now can you?

JustErin said:

You can't really think a guy is stupid for thinking what he is doing is right when he has never been told differently, now can you?

well said.

JustErin said:

Vendetta1 said:

Dude, thank you for your posts on this thread. It is some of the stupidest shit I have ever heard a man say.

In all fairness though, the fact that soooooooo many women fake it is pretty pathetic. How the hell is a dude supposed to know that what he is doing is not good enough if the stupid bitch is faking it and not letting him know?

You can't really think a guy is stupid for thinking what he is doing is right when he has never been told differently, now can you?

That's very true, why so many woman keep up the charade dumbfounds me. I have empathy for men because women like/dislike and feel different things. Even so, unless he's a selfish prick most men are very recepetive eager to please if you speak up and/or show them. Damn, boring , bad, and unfulfilling sex . . . is the fucking pits.

[Edited 8/20/10 11:40am]

Genesia said:

Any woman who's kissed her man after he's been "down there" (and she'd better) has tasted herself.

I figured that.

phunkdaddy said:

Genesia said:

Who said that?

The fact of the matter is, oral stimulation is the only way many women can get off with a partner. Dick alone doesn't get it.

So basically, what you're saying is that you don't care whether she comes or not - as long as you get yours. That is what I wonder about women going along with.

No i never said that i don't care about satisfying her. Yes dick alone can get it if you're hitting

it right. Also oral stimulation may be the thing for you and i won't knock it but to say it's the

only thing along with dick is just a generalization. Have you ever heard of touch? Touching and

licking your partner's nipples work fine for me. Also before intercourse i use my finger or

fingers to get it marinated if it's not already there and when i go in for intercourese i don't

have any problems. Also all women aren't into oral sex. Some don't won't men slobbing all on their cooch and vice versa. There's different strokes for different folks.

Now THAT^ part right there is a damn lie!

Don't get it twisted. I not calling you a liar. I'm accusing some women for lying to you.

I can definitely tell you as a eye & ear witness to many of female locker-room type conversations over the years that there are plenty of women that wish men would go down on them. Hell, some of these same women also wish men would "take the southern route" (TRANSLATION: eat booty) as well!

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PunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:

are you off your meds today???

Stop playing, you know you asked for extra cream in your coffee this morning.

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TonyVanDam said:

phunkdaddy said:

No i never said that i don't care about satisfying her. Yes dick alone can get it if you're hitting

it right. Also oral stimulation may be the thing for you and i won't knock it but to say it's the

only thing along with dick is just a generalization. Have you ever heard of touch? Touching and

licking your partner's nipples work fine for me. Also before intercourse i use my finger or

fingers to get it marinated if it's not already there and when i go in for intercourese i don't

have any problems. Also all women aren't into oral sex. Some don't won't men slobbing all on their cooch and vice versa. There's different strokes for different folks.

Now THAT^ part right there is a damn lie!

Don't get it twisted. I not calling you a liar. I'm accusing some women for lying to you.

I can definitely tell you as a eye & ear witness to many of female locker-room type conversations over the years that there are plenty of women that wish men would go down on them. Hell, some of these same women also wish men would "take the southern route" (TRANSLATION: eat booty) as well!

PositivityNYC said:

TonyVanDam said:

Now THAT^ part right there is a damn lie!

Don't get it twisted. I not calling you a liar. I'm accusing some women for lying to you.

I can definitely tell you as a eye & ear witness to many of female locker-room type conversations over the years that there are plenty of women that wish men would go down on them. Hell, some of these same women also wish men would "take the southern route" (TRANSLATION: eat booty) as well!

It's damn true. It's basically a woman getting on all four (doggy-style position) while a man is giving oral sex on the vagina AND anus from behind.

PunkMistress said:

What? I make jelly out of it and spread it on my toast.

TonyVanDam said:

phunkdaddy said:

No i never said that i don't care about satisfying her. Yes dick alone can get it if you're hitting

it right. Also oral stimulation may be the thing for you and i won't knock it but to say it's the

only thing along with dick is just a generalization. Have you ever heard of touch? Touching and

licking your partner's nipples work fine for me. Also before intercourse i use my finger or

fingers to get it marinated if it's not already there and when i go in for intercourese i don't

have any problems. Also all women aren't into oral sex. Some don't won't men slobbing all on their cooch and vice versa. There's different strokes for different folks.

Now THAT^ part right there is a damn lie!

Don't get it twisted. I not calling you a liar. I'm accusing some women for lying to you.

I can definitely tell you as a eye & ear witness to many of female locker-room type conversations over the years that there are plenty of women that wish men would go down on them. Hell, some of these same women also wish men would "take the southern route" (TRANSLATION: eat booty) as well!

It's always been a deal breaker for me, granted people should do what they are comfortable doing, but if you don't like giving head . . . NEXT.

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

A) Don't you have a hand with fingers on it??

B) See post above

if I answer this I'll get a bunch of random orgnotes

Just video demo requests . . . . .

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

I know how mine smells...no thank you

The way it smells is enough to make you say Hell to the naw.

The both of you just ruin any chances of any girl you hook up with on here going down on you.

phunkdaddy said:

ZombieKitten said:

I know YOU do

Although it sounds hot(for a woman), i just can't imagine a man or woman

tasting their own sexual secretions. You couldn't pay me enough

money.

?

I can't imagine any man that hasn't . . . .

It's just curiosity . . . .

TonyVanDam said:

phunkdaddy said:

No i never said that i don't care about satisfying her. Yes dick alone can get it if you're hitting

it right. Also oral stimulation may be the thing for you and i won't knock it but to say it's the

only thing along with dick is just a generalization. Have you ever heard of touch? Touching and

licking your partner's nipples work fine for me. Also before intercourse i use my finger or

fingers to get it marinated if it's not already there and when i go in for intercourese i don't

have any problems. Also all women aren't into oral sex. Some don't won't men slobbing all on their cooch and vice versa. There's different strokes for different folks.

Now THAT^ part right there is a damn lie!

Don't get it twisted. I not calling you a liar. I'm accusing some women for lying to you.

I can definitely tell you as a eye & ear witness to many of female locker-room type conversations over the years that there are plenty of women that wish men would go down on them. Hell, some of these same women also wish men would "take the southern route" (TRANSLATION: eat booty) as well!

That's something I've never done with women. Thought they'd be offended etc.,

TonyVanDam said:

PositivityNYC said:

It's damn true. It's basically a woman getting on all four (doggy-style position) while a man is giving oral sex on the vagina AND anus from behind.

No. Just.... no!!!

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

I know how mine smells...no thank you

The way it smells is enough to make you say Hell to the naw.

Have you seen a doctor about that?

SUPRMAN said:

phunkdaddy said:

The way it smells is enough to make you say Hell to the naw.

Have you seen a doctor about that?

Hi Sup.

I haven't seen you around here lately. So, hi.

TD3 said:

SUPRMAN said:

Have you seen a doctor about that?

Hi Sup.

I haven't seen you around here lately. So, hi.

Hi Trina.

Vendetta1 said:

TD3 said:

Hi Sup.

I haven't seen you around here lately. So, hi.

Hi Trina.

Hi Ivy.

TD3 said:

SUPRMAN said:

Have you seen a doctor about that?

Hi Sup.

I haven't seen you around here lately. So, hi.

Hello, hello.

Happy Friday!

PositivityNYC said:

TonyVanDam said:

It's damn true. It's basically a woman getting on all four (doggy-style position) while a man is giving oral sex on the vagina AND anus from behind.

No. Just.... no!!!

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

Mouth to butt love is a glorious gift from baby jesus. Accept it into your life and be filled with its joy.

[Edited 8/20/10 14:30pm]

PositivityNYC said:

TonyVanDam said:

It's damn true. It's basically a woman getting on all four (doggy-style position) while a man is giving oral sex on the vagina AND anus from behind.

No. Just.... no!!!

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

bboy87 said:

PunkMistress said:

Stop playing, you know you asked for extra cream in your coffee this morning.

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bboy87 said:

PunkMistress said:

Stop playing, you know you asked for extra cream in your coffee this morning.

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SUPRMAN said:

phunkdaddy said:

The way it smells is enough to make you say Hell to the naw.

Have you seen a doctor about that?

PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

No. Just.... no!!!

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

phunkdaddy said:

Genesia said:

And women play along with that?

Oh yeah i'm sure there is a plethora of good women(excluding skanks)just willing to rip

off a guy's clothes so she can taste his jizz without any desire for intercourse.

<----- I do, since I really enjoy getting him off.

Its just nice to do, its not a tit for tat thing for me, he has gone down on me too and that was it. So there are women who do that.

PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

No. Just.... no!!!

one, or the other (if one must...) -- but both is a health hazard for the vag...

:shudder: ... :cringe:

Um, no.

As long as you didn't just take a shit without wiping, someone licking your ass and cooch presents absolutely no health hazard to you or your pussy.

Now, sticking the dick IN the ass and then in the pussy...that's usually considered a health no-no.

Licking cooch is one thang. I don't care if a female washed her ass with a bottle of Joy

and Dove mixed together, i'm not licking ass for nothing. There is a reason people have

enemas and colonoscopies every once in awhile(So they can blow that shit out).

If you lick someone's ass it may be wise to wear a dental dam.

This thread is another one for the ages...

JohnArt, Genesia, PunkMistress all I can say is your posts are sheer genius...

I think I popped a spleen or a kidney I've been laughing SO HARD!!! It hurts, LAWD DOES IT HURT!!

and if anyone is curious about my take on the subject...