http://www.myfoxdfw.com/d...nife-Fight

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight

NOTE: Although the newspaper uses the above picture, there is no claim that this is the actual buttcrack that sparked the fight.

"Are you ready to die?" the suspect screamed at the woman who had playfully run her finger through his buttcrack just a few seconds before, triggering a knee-jerk reaction that caused him to scrunch up his buttcheeks sparking a chain of reactions that quickly lead to his bed collapsing, and the ensuing fight involving a knife.

One should really think about whose buttcrack you run your fingers through.

Well this is odd. I don't blame the guy for getting mad, though its O-Effin-Dee to pull a knife on someone who fingered your buttcrack. Especially if its someone he knew. Personally I'd ask if she wanted to do something naked later

this is why I'm super selctive about what buttcracks I finger....

"According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect."

That must be one MIGHTY buttcrack!!

tinaz said:

"According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect."

That must be one MIGHTY buttcrack!!

Lmao! on a bed?? Maybe some other shenangagins were occuring

I didn't read the link but OMG

In highschool, I joined the band for a year, cuz my boyfriend was in it and they were going to Florida and I wanted to go.

I played the cymbals!!!! It was really fun.

Anyways, all the band girls hated me. Well I had a couple friends, but ANYWAY

We used to have to go to the band room like I think it was 9th period like two days outta the week or something, and there was this girl in front of me (the drum section was in the back) and her name was SUE ELLEN LAMB, HAHAHAHHAHAH She played a horn of some sort I forget, but her butcrack used to always stick out when she sat in her chair, and the one day, whenever they started playing their song I 'd stick a pencil in her but crack.

Well, I did it like three times, and on like the fourth time she whipped around and pushed me on the ground and started beating the shit outta me. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

OMG I miss highschool.

The way I read this, it was two women involved, right? So why do they show a man's ass? Poor reporting all around.

I do find it funny that the incident occurred on Trade Winds Drive, though.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I didn't read the link but OMG

In highschool, I joined the band for a year, cuz my boyfriend was in it and they were going to Florida and I wanted to go.

I played the cymbals!!!! It was really fun.

Anyways, all the band girls hated me. Well I had a couple friends, but ANYWAY

We used to have to go to the band room like I think it was 9th period like two days outta the week or something, and there was this girl in front of me (the drum section was in the back) and her name was SUE ELLEN LAMB, HAHAHAHHAHAH She played a horn of some sort I forget, but her butcrack used to always stick out when she sat in her chair, and the one day, whenever they started playing their song I 'd stick a pencil in her but crack.

Well, I did it like three times, and on like the fourth time she whipped around and pushed me on the ground and started beating the shit outta me. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

OMG I miss highschool.

Gawd, I love Sue Ellen for beating the crap out of her bully.

I wish I had the nerve when I was that age.

look, i never meant to piss him off! it was just... i mean.... i can explain everything...

XxAxX said:

look, i never meant to piss him off! it was just... i mean.... i can explain everything...

Human Centipede much ?

HamsterHuey said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I didn't read the link but OMG

In highschool, I joined the band for a year, cuz my boyfriend was in it and they were going to Florida and I wanted to go.

I played the cymbals!!!! It was really fun.

Anyways, all the band girls hated me. Well I had a couple friends, but ANYWAY

We used to have to go to the band room like I think it was 9th period like two days outta the week or something, and there was this girl in front of me (the drum section was in the back) and her name was SUE ELLEN LAMB, HAHAHAHHAHAH She played a horn of some sort I forget, but her butcrack used to always stick out when she sat in her chair, and the one day, whenever they started playing their song I 'd stick a pencil in her but crack.

Well, I did it like three times, and on like the fourth time she whipped around and pushed me on the ground and started beating the shit outta me. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

OMG I miss highschool.

Gawd, I love Sue Ellen for beating the crap out of her bully.

I wish I had the nerve when I was that age.

I wasn't bullying her!!!!! I was trying to make her fuck up the song!

Mach said:

XxAxX said:

look, i never meant to piss him off! it was just... i mean.... i can explain everything...

Human Centipede much ?

oh, all right. it wasn't really me. i have never actually fingered someone else's butt crack in a way which has earned me disapproval. yet.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

HamsterHuey said:

Gawd, I love Sue Ellen for beating the crap out of her bully.

I wish I had the nerve when I was that age.

I wasn't bullying her!!!!! I was trying to make her fuck up the song!

Yup. I am sure that's how your brains make it sound just. Bully.

HamsterHuey said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I wasn't bullying her!!!!! I was trying to make her fuck up the song!

Yup. I am sure that's how your brains make it sound just. Bully.

Shut up.

I am FAR from a bully!! If anyone got bullied it was me, by those mean ass vo tech chics, that would come back every other marking period.

[Edited 7/27/10 10:14am]

Best thread title evar.

Efan said:

The way I read this, it was two women involved, right? So why do they show a man's ass? Poor reporting all around.

I do find it funny that the incident occurred on Trade Winds Drive, though.

Yeah, two women. That's what I thought from reading the article.

According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox.

HamsterHuey said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I wasn't bullying her!!!!! I was trying to make her fuck up the song!

Yup. I am sure that's how your brains make it sound just. Bully.

:watching the comment sail wayyyyyyyyyyyy over her head:

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