OMG, my Ex husbands family is huge and theres about 6 boy cousins on the one side of his family (even more on the other) that are all about the same age.

Well they always passed girlfriends around, and I used to always tell Jeremy how weird it was, I mean its not THAT small of a town. I don't know why they do this.

Well, back when we first seperated his one cousin kept on calling me and trying to be like a mediator, he felt bad for what was going on and said he saw how Jer was bwing a jerk, hes a nice guy, his mom does my taxes.

So when hunting season came, I had him take Noah hunting cuz his dad promised him he would take him and never did, so he was the one who took Noah when he got his first buck.

But then I didn't talk to him anymore cuz he was trying to fight with Gristle Adams.

Now the one other cousin is calling me who was seeing this girl for like 8 years, and now shes with the first cousin I just told you about for like a couple years now. But the second cousin still sleeps with her sometimes when shes drunk or when the first cousin kicks her out.

So anyway this girl came after me the one time when me n jer split up cuz the one time in the fall when I broke in to get the kids some Halloween decorations, I took all the CD's and she called me flipping that her Creed CD was in there. I don't know what shes talking about and I told her she can come look thru all the cds cuz I dont even like creed and I'm not gonna look thru all of them. She never came but continued to fight with me whenever she was drunk, this girl is totally nutts.

So anyways, long story short, she just found out the second cousin was talking to me and told him to ask for her Creed cd!!!

OMG, these people are nutts, and seriously none of them work jsut drink all day. I'm so glad I'm out of this family.

No one like my thread.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

No one like my thread.

It's because people thought this was gonna be about sex!

Nobody feels like bothering. It's easier to just listen to the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

Honestly, no one in their right mind would steal a Creed CD, unless it was to break it into a million pieces as an act of mercy.

Which reminds me, I have a thread to start.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

No one like my thread.

It's so complicated! I can't follow such detailed stories untill 11 o'clock

RodeoSchro said:

Honestly, no one in their right mind would steal a Creed CD, unless it was to break it into a million pieces as an act of mercy.

Which reminds me, I have a thread to start.

Rite?????

Genesia said:

Nobody feels like bothering. It's easier to just listen to the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

I thought this was a very nice thread for a Thursday.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Genesia said:

Nobody feels like bothering. It's easier to just listen to the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

I thought this was a very nice thread for a Thursday.

She doesn't screw her cousins til the weekend

RodeoSchro said:

Honestly, no one in their right mind would steal a Creed CD, unless it was to break it into a million pieces as an act of mercy.

Which reminds me, I have a thread to start.

It's a reminder of why cousins are not allowed to marry anymore. Imagine what their children would listen to!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I thought this was a very nice thread for a Thursday.

She doesn't screw her cousins til the weekend

!!!!!!!

NDRU said:

RodeoSchro said:

Honestly, no one in their right mind would steal a Creed CD, unless it was to break it into a million pieces as an act of mercy.

Which reminds me, I have a thread to start.

It's a reminder of why cousins are not allowed to marry anymore. Imagine what their children would listen to!!

I'm tellin ya if you would see how crazy this girl is tho, she just does.not.give.a.shit.

I've never met a bigger nutt. Personally I love her. But now with this Creed fiasco, I dunno if we'll be exchanging Christmas cards this year.

I like crazy girls.

I made out with a cousin once.

Wouldn't matter and would never have taken place if Creed was involved in any way. Nope. Creed are a sure sign that aliens have actually landed on Earth and are living here in secret while they attempt to take over the human race. Their success just doesn't make sense to me any other way.

Cerebus said:

I like crazy girls.

I made out with a cousin once.

Wouldn't matter and would never have taken place if Creed was involved in any way. Nope. Creed are a sure sign that aliens have actually landed on Earth and are living here in secret while they attempt to take over the human race. Their success just doesn't make sense to me any other way.

Ya, same with that bald american idol dude.

And I've never kissed a cousin.

But all my cousins are blondes, and I'm not attracted to blondes in any way.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Cerebus said:

I like crazy girls.

I made out with a cousin once.

Wouldn't matter and would never have taken place if Creed was involved in any way. Nope. Creed are a sure sign that aliens have actually landed on Earth and are living here in secret while they attempt to take over the human race. Their success just doesn't make sense to me any other way.

Ya, same with that bald american idol dude.

And I've never kissed a cousin.

But all my cousins are blondes, and I'm not attracted to blondes in any way.

or veins that show on your arms

NDRU said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Ya, same with that bald american idol dude.

And I've never kissed a cousin.

But all my cousins are blondes, and I'm not attracted to blondes in any way.

or veins that show on your arms

I'm the veiniest person around. I look like I'm on roids!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

NDRU said:

or veins that show on your arms

I'm the veiniest person around. I look like I'm on roids!

me too (except that I am not ripped and my cock is not shrunken)

so you're not attracted to your own type, then? tell me about your mother...

^^

I'm not attracted to bulging veins. But I definitely have a thing for seeing blue veins through the skin of a pale women. Especially in certain places. It's the vampire in me... or my love of redheads.... one of those.

we're ALL related man

ONE GOD ONE LOVE

Adam and EVE same ~

we are ALL related

I blame Eve

We're all made from the same group of atoms. So in that sense, yeah, related.

Cerebus said:

We're all made from the same group of atoms. So in that sense, yeah, related.

we're just eddys in the same stream, so cousins are fair game!

NDRU said:

Cerebus said:

We're all made from the same group of atoms. So in that sense, yeah, related.

we're just eddys in the same stream, so cousins are fair game!

To a point... I guess. I mean, I got nothin' against kissin' cousins. But I'm not really lookin' to have any porch sittin' banjo players in the family.

I didn't quite get it. Did you kiss all those cousins of yours or not?

novabrkr said:

I didn't quite get it. Did you kiss all those cousins of yours or not?

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, because I swear when I read the first post I thought it was a Little Britain sketch starring Vicki Pollard

My 63 year old uncle is dating his first cousin. Well, they actually live in a house they built. His wife died about the same time as her husband did so they bonded. But I must confess, every time I see them I think 'kissing cousins'.

My friend is dating a guy who's ex-wife divorced him, and married his dad.

That's the closest thing to incest I know of, and it's non-bloodline, just fucked up.

Maybe I live too far North.

NDRU said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I'm the veiniest person around. I look like I'm on roids!

me too (except that I am not ripped and my cock is not shrunken)

so you're not attracted to your own type, then? tell me about your mother...

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

me too (except that I am not ripped and my cock is not shrunken)

so you're not attracted to your own type, then? tell me about your mother...

damn, I am nasty!

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

damn, I am nasty!

I felt something

You people ruined this perfectly lovely thread!