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A Man And A Woman Started To Have Sex In The Middle Of A Dark Forest After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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hahahahahaha! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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happy friday
too bad for him she didn't mow the lawn he would've noticed sooner. | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Im stealing this one for Fb!
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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When I read the title of this thread I honestly thought "Oh no it's not the old grass eating joke is it?"... Errrr yup.
Sorry but
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You ain't right. I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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fuck...
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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