Lindsay Lohan might have been sentenced to 90 days in the slammer last week by an angry judge, but that doesn't mean the troubled young actress is going down without a fight.

"Lindsay has no intention of going to jail," a friend of Lohan's tells me. "The only thing that Lindsay did wrong was hire the wrong attorney and now she has fixed that."

Lindsay now has a new attorney, Stuart V. Goldberg, who has arrived in Los Angeles from Chicago claiming, "We're going after them."
Lindsay is supposed to surrender to the court by July 20, but now that her new lawyer is in place, sources tell me Lindsay is confident she won't have to spend a minute in jail.

"She is paying her new lawyer a fortune to fix this mess. She doesn't care what it takes," an insider tells me. "If Lindsay needs to start a Facebook campaign or set up protests or something like that she is totally into it. They are treating Lindsay differently because she is a star, so it's about time she used her star power to help her. She's seen the movie 'Chicago' several times, so it's not like she doesn't know how this sort of thing works!"

Will someone please hand Mr. Goldberg his tap shoes, please? I think it's time for the fancy footwork rag!

Of course it won't be the end of the world -- or financial success -- for LiLo if she does serve time; I previously discovered Lohan could earn a whopping payday (to the tune of $1 million) for an exclusive post-jail interview.

"Financially, it's the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay," a magazine insider tells me. "It's no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a while. She will earn more money from her post-prison interview than she ever earned acting."

go away already

Seriously....

See better all Paris and that cooking lady... she goin jail.

The judge better not lighten up. This woman needs jail time...she is out of control, and perhaps that will "save" her ass. She's got one foot on a banana peel, and the other on the grave. She wont make it much longer if she's not mandated to stay off the streets. They should give her azz a year.

what fortune? bitch please! fuck you and your prison-going ass.

if you don't want to go to jail, it's very simple.....don't do crime!

damn I want to slap the sense into this dumb bitch so bad!!!

I wanna see her go to jail for acting like such a whiny baby.

Her lawyer quit, LiLo didn't fire her. Heffa you betta get ready, bend over and spread 'em cuz I see a cavity search in your future.

what a stupid selfish self centered bitch she is.

BklynBabe said:

Does she think she can pull a Roman Polanski and head off to Switzerland? I don't think so. But Lindsay's making it look like she's being sentenced to 20 years in jail instead of 90 days. It's obvious to me that she needs to spend some time behind bars because she is in huge denial about her addiction.

First off, you can have the most expensive lawyer in town, but if the judge wants your ass in jail, you're going. Period.

I LOVE this story though. I really am no fan of hers, or gossip in general, etc. However, her break down and spoiled brat attitude and air of entitlement is so delicious when she gets knocked down by the law.

At least Paris, although upset (and who wouldn't be with going to jail in such a public way), took her lumps and did her little bits of time. (This is not a debate on whether her sentence was just or not.) Lindsey is going kicking and screaming and it's YUMMY!

I don't like to see anyone suffer. Yet this time the suffering is self-imposed, and that's what makes it tres interesting.

BlackAdder7 said:

what a stupid selfish self centered bitch she is.

I was just thinking that........

SCNDLS said:

Her lawyer quit, LiLo didn't fire her. Heffa you betta get ready, bend over and spread 'em cuz I see a cavity search in your future.

I like to put the peanut inside my ass, then I put the jelly on top of it

I like to call it a Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Ass sandwich, but Lindsay would be calling it lunch!

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Her lawyer quit, LiLo didn't fire her. Heffa you betta get ready, bend over and spread 'em cuz I see a cavity search in your future.

I like to put the peanut inside my ass, then I put the jelly on top of it

I like to call it a Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Ass sandwich, but Lindsay would be calling it lunch!

SCNDLS said:

Her lawyer quit, LiLo didn't fire her. Heffa you betta get ready, bend over and spread 'em cuz I see a cavity search in your future.

Yep, she did quit. And the thing is, she's upset about going to jail partly because it's a scary experience for anyone. NO one wants to sit in jail and be restricted like that, whether you think you deserve it or not. But she's also not going to be able to drink or smoke pot or do whatever else she was doing. She couldn't even not have a drink w/ that fucking thing around her ankle!!! She is a typical actress who had too much too soon and started to believe she was invincible; that her shit didn't stink, and that because she's rich and has money (and a wacky ass mom and dad who both need to be publically flogged for the shit they continue to pull), that she can get away with anything.

But alas - it's all caught up to her. Unlike Paris who calmed her shit down and at least got a job after that (not saying it's a great job, but still - she was doing something because blurting out the N word and making sex tapes and being foolish). Lindsey will sink right back into the same shit over and over. Lilo has no intention of doing anything worthwhile. And why should she? She's gotten away with everything because she thinks she can throw money around and get off the hook.

You know when Jane Fonda is scolding you that you're fucking up!

kewlschool said:

This caught me off guard, and is funny as hell.

She's such a delusional stupid bitch.

just found this on people, things are really out of control

for some reason can't post anything, but go to people.com and you will read how another lawyer wouldn't take the case.

She's going to jail. She's just going to spend a lot more money before getting there. But, she's going to jail.

She's only a b-grade actress, and wanna be singer. You have to be the king of pop to commit a crime and get away with it.

I'm tired of these little spoiled assholes thinking they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Lock that bitch up and don't put her in a private cell. Put her in the general population so she can get her ass beat just like everyone else.

vainandy said:

I'm tired of these little spoiled assholes thinking they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Lock that bitch up and don't put her in a private cell. Put her in the general population so she can get her ass beat just like everyone else.

Then she would meet some REAL Mean Girls. Now that's a movie of hers I'd watch.

SCNDLS said:

Her lawyer quit, LiLo didn't fire her. Heffa you betta get ready, bend over and spread 'em cuz I see a cavity search in your future.

*sigh*....I remember the early days....but then again that's what happens to a lot child stars when they get older...

I used to think she was really cute here...

What really makes me laugh like crazy is that she thinks she can make her trial like the movie "Chicago". Bitch, that's a movie...THIS IS LIFE!!!!!!!!! I'm so interested to see if she'll faint on the stand or immediately break out in song in court.

SCNDLS said:

vainandy said:

I'm tired of these little spoiled assholes thinking they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Lock that bitch up and don't put her in a private cell. Put her in the general population so she can get her ass beat just like everyone else.

Then she would meet some REAL Mean Girls. Now that's a movie of hers I'd watch.

Mean Girls 2: Prison Bitch!

CHIC0 said:

stop frontin' like you have money for fancy OJ Simpson lawyers and you can't even get a decent manicure, hell at least some Sally Hansen antifungal and vitamin E products for your busted cuticles.....

BklynBabe said:

SCNDLS said:

Then she would meet some REAL Mean Girls. Now that's a movie of hers I'd watch.

Mean Girls 2: Prison Bitch!

Then again, that's prolly her only silver lining since she likes

vainandy said:

I'm tired of these little spoiled assholes thinking they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Lock that bitch up and don't put her in a private cell. Put her in the general population so she can get her ass beat just like everyone else.

I totally agree! I can't stand this useless bitch and it's high time she fucked off and disappeared. She's an average actor with average looks, so why all the hype?

BklynBabe said:

SCNDLS said:

Then she would meet some REAL Mean Girls. Now that's a movie of hers I'd watch.

Mean Girls 2: Prison Bitch!

Only on Cinemax....

TheVoid said:

She's going to jail. She's just going to spend a lot more money before getting there. But, she's going to jail.

She's only a b-grade actress, and wanna be singer. You have to be the king of pop to commit a crime and get away with it.

Have you heard her speak in the last couple years? OMG, it's hard to believe a 23-year-old can sound like that. Smoking has absolutely destroyed her voice, and she's only 23.

Katy Perry is going down the same road. The difference in her voice between her last two albums is incredible. I sure hope those cigarettes were worth it.