Is life a bowl of cherries or the pits?

Do you ever embarrass your kids?

What is your parenting philosophy?

What is your dream vacation?

I finally get one of these?

...you like me...you really do...

Is life a bowl of cherries or the pits? LIFE is the cherries being chewed around in the almighty's mouth.

Do you ever embarrass your kids? YES, at every opportunity...and my wife too!

What is your parenting philosophy? Be a PARENT, not a friend. Love them unconditionally and know to pick & choose your battles.

What is your dream vacation? White sandy beaches, turquoise waters, ancient ruins nearby, and a 24-hr gourmet buffet.

How did you meet your wife?

What is your occupation?

Can you shake your booty, your mighty booty, your pretty booty?

littlemissG said:

How did you meet your wife? We both worked at Macy*s

What is your occupation? Fire Alarms [yeah, I know... ]

Can you shake your booty, your mighty booty, your pretty booty? Uhm...I suppose so. Especially if there's alcohol involved. (not a pretty sight though)

What's your favorite Prince album?

Do you have a pet peeve?

Are you a sharp shooter?

littlemissG said:

What's your favorite Prince album? Lovesexy

Do you have a pet peeve? People who are INCONSIDERATE

Are you a sharp shooter? You mean like with guns? Nope. Never touched a gun.

What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

What one thing should people know about PurpleJedi?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

ok im going with johnarts theme

food yes food.....

me and mr .owl wanna know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

cooler ranch doritos or nacho cheese doritos?

do you like disarono on the rocks?

whats you favorite season?

and with that question

whats you favorite holiday?

Is life a bowl of cherries or the pits? Life is what's been given to us by the Great Purple Force the rules us all. Jehovah... you dig? It has nothing to do with cherries or pits. Cherries and pits are just distractions placed here in this life to lead you away from what's important; bananas.

Do you ever embarrass your kids? I don't have any kids.

What is your parenting philosophy? I told you, I don't have any kids!

What is your dream vacation? What? This ain't work.

littlemissG said:

What's your favorite Star Wars movie? Episode IV (the first one)

What one thing should people know about PurpleJedi? Oh, good one. Gotta think about this one.

johnart said:

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Shave my beard.

insatiable3 said:

ok im going with johnarts theme

food yes food.....

me and mr .owl wanna know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the square root of pi (x) the diameter of the pop in question (+) the age of Madonna (-) the age of her boytoy Jesus.

cooler ranch doritos or nacho cheese doritos? Cool Ranch ALL THE WAY!!!

do you like disarono on the rocks? never had it

whats you favorite season? Spring

and with that question

whats you favorite holiday? Festivus!

Cerebus said:

Is life a bowl of cherries or the pits? Life is what's been given to us by the Great Purple Force the rules us all. Jehovah... you dig? It has nothing to do with cherries or pits. Cherries and pits are just distractions placed here in this life to lead you away from what's important; bananas.

Do you ever embarrass your kids? I don't have any kids.

What is your parenting philosophy? I told you, I don't have any kids!

What is your dream vacation? What? This ain't work.

...don't be jackin' my thread!

Let's pretend you're still in your 20's and not yet married.

And you' get to have sex with the most hottest piece of tale in the UNIVERSE!!!

And it's like soooooo hot. I mean the best you've EVER EVER EVER EVER HAD.

But before you can finish, she has a cardiac arrest and dies on you....I mean just before you finish! Sure, she's dead. But she's still warm...and well..... you're not done yet.... what to do, what to do?

TheVoid said:

Let's pretend you're still in your 20's and not yet married.

And you' get to have sex with the most hottest piece of tale in the UNIVERSE!!!

And it's like soooooo hot. I mean the best you've EVER EVER EVER EVER HAD.

But before you can finish, she has a cardiac arrest and dies on you....I mean just before you finish! Sure, she's dead. But she's still warm...and well..... you're not done yet.... what to do, what to do?

EW!

tinaz said:

TheVoid said:

Let's pretend you're still in your 20's and not yet married.

And you' get to have sex with the most hottest piece of tale in the UNIVERSE!!!

And it's like soooooo hot. I mean the best you've EVER EVER EVER EVER HAD.

But before you can finish, she has a cardiac arrest and dies on you....I mean just before you finish! Sure, she's dead. But she's still warm...and well..... you're not done yet.... what to do, what to do?

EW!

Dan's neighbors are gonna be reporting a strange smell pretty soon.

TheVoid said:

Let's pretend you're still in your 20's and not yet married.

And you' get to have sex with the most hottest piece of tale in the UNIVERSE!!!

And it's like soooooo hot. I mean the best you've EVER EVER EVER EVER HAD.

But before you can finish, she has a cardiac arrest and dies on you....I mean just before you finish! Sure, she's dead. But she's still warm...and well..... you're not done yet.... what to do, what to do?

...uhm...in all honesty...at that particular point in time, for must guys at least, we probably wouldn't even notice she was dead, right?

littlemissG said:

What one thing should people know about PurpleJedi? That there's more than one thing to know about me.