chocolate1 said:

PunkMistress said:

I'm sorry, but that is soooo fucking funny.

Especially since a certain Orger from Sayreville recently had to do work at the home of a lez couple, and their hardcore porn was out in plain sight too!

I'm a nasty, exhibitionist slut, though; if that was me I'd be tickled beyond belief that someone saw it.

I still sometimes walk naked in front of open blinds. Then Jersey punches me in the throat.

People are funny, tho.

What does buying the house have to do with the previous owner's tastes, ya know?

I mean, it's not like:

a) the porn comes with the house and they're obligated to keep it

b) you're staying when they move in and they'll have to watch it with you.

No - but there might be leftover splooge in a corner.

You and your two fat asses, plus your mutt, take up more than half of the path. Move the fuck over.

choose your dentist and obgyn by the size of their hands.

ZombieKitten said:

choose your dentist and obgyn by the size of their hands.

You're not sayin one way or another huh?

When you meet a dude/girl and all your friends start tellin you how long you should wait before calling them or what other coy-gameish shit to play...

tell them all to FUCK OFF. They just like you being the single one (or single like them). Fuck 'em all, I said!

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johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

choose your dentist and obgyn by the size of their hands.

You're not sayin one way or another huh?

small slim lady asian hands are best for the sake of comfort I know that from experience

johnart said:

When you meet a dude/girl and all your friends start tellin you how long you should wait before calling them or what other coy-gameish shit to play...

tell them all to FUCK OFF. They just like you being the single one (or single like them). Fuck 'em all, I said!

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Stop promoting tired mediocre singers here... Prince doesn't really care about the org. and the org. does not care about wanna be Prince arm candy.

This:

or

this:

spend your money wisely my ten year old son