If you take stuff out of your wallet to carry in a smaller purse, make sure you put everything back as soon as you get home. Otherwise, you'll place an order at the drive-thru and realize you have no cash and no debit card.

It ain't a Happy Meal if you have to put it on a credit card.

Genesia said:

If you take stuff out of your wallet to carry in a smaller purse, make sure you put everything back as soon as you get home. Otherwise, you'll place an order at the drive-thru and realize you have no cash and no debit card.

It ain't a Happy Meal if you have to put it on a credit card.

I went to a funeral yesterday morning, and did just that when I switched back...

I drove all over the place last night with no license... and no credit card or debit card. I realized it TODAY in church.

If you have naughty pics on your mobile phone, it's not a good idea to leave it laying on your desk when you go home. Especially when co-workers will get to it before you.

:ringsphonetoflattenbattery:

florescent said:

If you have naughty pics on your mobile phone, it's not a good idea to leave it laying on your desk when you go home. Especially when co-workers will get to it before you.

:ringsphonetoflattenbattery:

chocolate1 said:

florescent said:

If you have naughty pics on your mobile phone, it's not a good idea to leave it laying on your desk when you go home. Especially when co-workers will get to it before you.

:ringsphonetoflattenbattery:

I know.....

I've done it once before too.... but no naughty pics on there that time. In fact, this is the ONLY time i've ever had anything naughty on there!

Don't call Amerigo a newbie.

I'm not sure why it matters, but I thought I'd pass it on...

Keep your ear to the ground, and someone will step on your head.

Okay, here's some better advice. Wear sunscreen.

Do not, if you value your life, send Genesia recipes for "virgin" cocktails.

vivid said:

ZombieKitten said:

you wouldn't be lonely though if you go downstairs and wake up all the other blokes that look just like you! Like on the day you arrive

Just imagine the fun you could have with that

the title would take on a whole other dimension!

Genesia said:

Do not, if you value your life, send Genesia recipes for "virgin" cocktails.

tinaz said:

Ok, off topic BUT.. Genesia, look what I found!

Foot Flop coasters!

PositivityNYC said:

tinaz said:

Ok, off topic BUT.. Genesia, look what I found!

Foot Flop coasters!

Yeah, I tried to block them out.

chocolate1 said:

PositivityNYC said:

Yeah, I tried to block them out.

I love those .

Serious said:

chocolate1 said:

Yeah, I tried to block them out.

I love those .

like animals?

https://shop.theanimalres...ipFlopSale

Spend your money on some teeth before LV.

The purse just ain't as impressive when you speakin in whistles and shit.

johnart said:

Spend your money on some teeth before LV.

The purse just ain't as impressive when you speakin in whistles and shit.

omg

It's best to get both sides of a story before passing judgement, especially if you're easily charmed into believing lies--you end up playing the fool in something you have no business in.

Just because they say they like you, doesn't mean they don't think you're a douchbag, really. You're a douchebag most likely.

You're not half as hip as you think you are, so stop trying.

Nobody cares were you've been or what you've done--it's who you are they'll judge you for.

It's ok to lurk. But to meddle you'll get stomped.

Bitch, please. You talk to yourself. Stop pretending like other people are insane.

I've noticed a very strong correlation between shoe fetish and bodily girth or jankityness.

Those teenagers you're trying to look cool to---they think you're a sad ass.

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tinaz said:

If you scrub your legs really hard (DONT draw blood) with a very scratchy body puff before you shave, your legs will be SUPER smooth!

I tried it!

It totally worked!

Thank you!

Stop pretending to be good. It's impossible to be good 100% of the time. Accept your bad faults and try to figure out how to channel that energy into something productive. Lawd, I hate people who try to pretend they hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil--lying ass bastards.

PunkMistress said:

tinaz said:

If you scrub your legs really hard (DONT draw blood) with a very scratchy body puff before you shave, your legs will be SUPER smooth!

I tried it!

It totally worked!

Thank you!

Same concept as doing a face scrub before shaving for the gents. (or some wumminz )

Anyway, what's with the un-bitchy and totally practical advice???

chocolate1 said:

Stay out of P&R...

prb said:

chocolate1 said:

Stay out of P&R...

if you sprinkle when you tinkle

be a sweetie, wipe the seatie

we had this in a frame in the loo

prb said:

if you sprinkle when you tinkle

be a sweetie, wipe the seatie

we had this in a frame in the loo

the version in my old gym was:

if you sprinkle when you tinkle

please be neat and wipe the seat

t:

johnart said:

PunkMistress said:

I tried it!

It totally worked!

Thank you!

Same concept as doing a face scrub before shaving for the gents. (or some wumminz )

Anyway, what's with the un-bitchy and totally practical advice???

You have no idea how often you make me LOL IRL.

I so appreciate yo ass.

PunkMistress said:

t:

johnart said:

Same concept as doing a face scrub before shaving for the gents. (or some wumminz )

Anyway, what's with the un-bitchy and totally practical advice???

You have no idea how often you make me LOL IRL.

I so appreciate yo ass.

We might be coming to Tampa early August. Don't tell nobody.

Genesia said:

Give people the benefit of your wisdom. What lessons have you learned from hard experience?

I'll start.

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

if the filter is all it is said to be just pee in it!

okay I know for many of us it is summer but here is some winter advice!

We have all heard "do not eat yellow snow."

well if you even find a candy bar on the snow, don't eat it!

If you're wearing white shorts/a white skirt/white trousers or a white dress, wear skin tone or even white knickers.

Unless you want people to notice your old granny knickers.

Please ladies, when you do your hair and teasin' it out to THERE, remember that people can see the back of your head too.