Genesia said:

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

SO TRUE!!!! That happens ALL THE TIME with me. Thank God there's a half bath on the main floor of the home here. I'd hate to be running upstairs all the time just to piss because I was filling the Brita. hahah I have 2 big square Brita filters. One for water, and the other we make sun tea in.

Make your own cleaning products. It will detox your household.

be cautious with so called friendships/relationships or u will get burned

Pay the extra $$ and go organic with food and beauty products. Your body will thank you.

Don't buy artificial plants because, no matter how often you water them, they will never grow nor will they bear fruit.

friends are the most wonderful thing.

(even better than a new P album)

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry

ZombieKitten said:

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry

...or travel to a tropical beach.

I'm tired of going to folks houses and losing a tooth trying to eat tuff ribs.

Pot boil your ribs before grilling them.

Don't ever say what your child won't do.

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Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry

...or travel to a tropical beach.

...or get a job "farming" energy on the moon and then feeling strange and then going to investigate a crash and then finding a body there that looks just like you.

Don't do that!

mcmeekle said:

Serious said:

...or travel to a tropical beach.

...or get a job "farming" energy on the moon and then feeling strange and then going to investigate a crash and then finding a body there that looks just like you.

Don't do that!

That was my plan for this Sunday .

mcmeekle said:

Serious said:

...or travel to a tropical beach.

...or get a job "farming" energy on the moon and then feeling strange and then going to investigate a crash and then finding a body there that looks just like you.

Don't do that!

Serious said:

mcmeekle said:

...or get a job "farming" energy on the moon and then feeling strange and then going to investigate a crash and then finding a body there that looks just like you.

Don't do that!

That was my plan for this Sunday .

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

mcmeekle said:

Serious said:

That was my plan for this Sunday .

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

Thanks so much for the advice .

mcmeekle said:

Serious said:

That was my plan for this Sunday .

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

you wouldn't be lonely though if you go downstairs and wake up all the other blokes that look just like you! Like on the day you arrive

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

you wouldn't be lonely though if you go downstairs and wake up all the other blokes that look just like you! Like on the day you arrive

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

you wouldn't be lonely though if you go downstairs and wake up all the other blokes that look just like you! Like on the day you arrive

True, but it'd be pretty awful, I'm lousy company....

I'd prefer a pair of hilarious comedy sidekick robots who get up to all kinds of crazy hi-jinks. That'd be ace!

TD3 said:

Don't ever say what your child won't do.

You don't know how many times parents come to the school trying to cuss everyone out, even AFTER their children are caught on tape, or there is some other kind of proof!

If you find yourself choking on an ice cube just drink boiling water.

Genesia said:

Give people the benefit of your wisdom. What lessons have you learned from hard experience?

I'll start.

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

ernestsewell said:

Genesia said:

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

SO TRUE!!!! That happens ALL THE TIME with me. Thank God there's a half bath on the main floor of the home here. I'd hate to be running upstairs all the time just to piss because I was filling the Brita. hahah I have 2 big square Brita filters. One for water, and the other we make sun tea in.

I was doing the pee pee dance in the break room at work.

Fortunately, the restroom is right across the hall.

That was a wicked tinkle. My face was like...

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Never store your ice-cubes next to the fish-fingers

This product will remove your hair... and your tan.

Acrylic said:

This product will remove your hair... and your tan.

Well, duh. It's just sandpaper with a handle.

Genesia said:

Acrylic said:

This product will remove your hair... and your tan.

Well, duh. It's just sandpaper with a handle.

A friend of mine brought it to a class that we take together, and she was SO excited. She tried it out, and at first didn't notice her beautiful tan disapearing, till she rubbed it up to her knee (complaining the whole time that it hurt). I was the first to notice it, pointed it out, and the slew of profanities that ensued was, to this day, one of the FUNNIEST things I'd ever heard in my life.

Genesia said:

ernestsewell said:

SO TRUE!!!! That happens ALL THE TIME with me. Thank God there's a half bath on the main floor of the home here. I'd hate to be running upstairs all the time just to piss because I was filling the Brita. hahah I have 2 big square Brita filters. One for water, and the other we make sun tea in.

I was doing the pee pee dance in the break room at work.

Fortunately, the restroom is right across the hall.

That was a wicked tinkle. My face was like...

I get light headed when I pee. It's like a head rush. It's normal, I found out. People can have that feeling doing different things. Mine happens to be when I pee. It only lasts for a moment. It's not like a rush you get when you fuck or something - it's sort of like a head rush when you stand up real quick, or when you were a kid and hung upside down on the monkey bars, then flung yourself upward.

Acrylic said:

Genesia said:

Well, duh. It's just sandpaper with a handle.

A friend of mine brought it to a class that we take together, and she was SO excited. She tried it out, and at first didn't notice her beautiful tan disapearing, till she rubbed it up to her knee (complaining the whole time that it hurt). I was the first to notice it, pointed it out, and the slew of profanities that ensued was, to this day, one of the FUNNIEST things I'd ever heard in my life.

You should have been there when she stepped into the shower with all the skin scraped off her legs.

Make sure that the volume of the speakers in your kitchen ( which are hooked up with your stereo system and DVD player in your living room) is not on full blast in the kitchen while you are watching porn in the living room with the speakers turned off for almost half an hour until you realize where those loud moaning sounds and weird dialogue come from.

Your neighbors will thank you.

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Genesia said:

Acrylic said:

A friend of mine brought it to a class that we take together, and she was SO excited. She tried it out, and at first didn't notice her beautiful tan disapearing, till she rubbed it up to her knee (complaining the whole time that it hurt). I was the first to notice it, pointed it out, and the slew of profanities that ensued was, to this day, one of the FUNNIEST things I'd ever heard in my life.

You should have been there when she stepped into the shower with all the skin scraped off her legs.

I never even thought of that! She must have had a WONDERFUL shower that night.

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

Well, I reckon you'll be safe enough. Except the bit on the moon. Avoid that part, and you should be ok.

you wouldn't be lonely though if you go downstairs and wake up all the other blokes that look just like you! Like on the day you arrive

Just imagine the fun you could have with that