Give people the benefit of your wisdom. What lessons have you learned from hard experience?

I'll start.

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

If you scrub your legs really hard (DONT draw blood) with a very scratchy body puff before you shave, your legs will be SUPER smooth!

its better to tell the truth than lie

Ok, off topic BUT.. Genesia, look what I found!

Foot Flop coasters!

Men check out the soles of your feet in the summer, so if you are gonna sandals, make sure you feet are CLEAN, that or have a great looking ass.

NEVER waste good liquor!

Or bad liquor

Or liquor....

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

NEVER waste good liquor!

Or bad liquor

Or liquor....

So wise.

Genesia said:

Give people the benefit of your wisdom. What lessons have you learned from hard experience?

I'll start.

Do not fill your Brita pitcher (or do anything else requiring the running of water) when you have to pee.

You should put on one of your incontinece pads the next time.

Have I said too much???

johnart said:

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

NEVER waste good liquor!

Or bad liquor

Or liquor....

So wise.

Indeed! I'll drink to that!

If you need to put your mobile phone in your bra remember to turn it off vibrating

Don't wear pajama pants to the store unless you want some asshole like me to ask you in public where you parked your bed.

johnart said:

Don't wear pajama pants to the store unless you want some asshole like me to ask you in public where you parked your bed.

johnart said:

Don't wear pajama pants to the store unless you want some asshole like me to ask you in public where you parked your bed.

By pajamas you dont mean flannel pants and a tank top do you??

Don't plant mint near anything else in your garden. It's a creeper plant and overtakes others.

That's all I got.

tinaz said:

johnart said:

Don't wear pajama pants to the store unless you want some asshole like me to ask you in public where you parked your bed.

By pajamas you dont mean flannel pants and a tank top do you??

No I mean a teddy or a silk nightie.

You know what???

I'm just gonna take a deep breath and pretend you didn't even ask me that question.

[Edited 7/2/10 23:21pm]

Ottensen said:

Don't plant mint near anything else in your garden. It's a creeper plant and overtakes others.

That's all I got.

You didn't use a plastic barrier? I plant evasive plants together... Iris, mint, ivy, sedum, black raspberry, etc. all do well together.... just one big mess with zero dandelions.

Don't put your melon in the back of the fridge... if it gets too cold it will freeze in the middle

Roll up your windows if you don't plan on giving that homless guy on the road your spare change... he may spit on you.

"Ain't nobody gonna give nobody

What they really need, anyway"

- Bruce Springsteen ("Dry Lightning")

johnart said:

Don't wear pajama pants to the store unless you want some asshole like me to ask you in public where you parked your bed.

...or to school. Your teacher (me) might assume you didn't bathe and just jumped out of bed.

Don't say anything about Prince that isn't approved by some people on the Org.

Don't piss me off today. I've had enough.

Never phone an elderly relative when you're limited to 5 minutes...

florescent said:

Never phone an elderly relative when you're limited to 5 minutes...

Don't overthink. Analysis causes paralysis.

Learn to cook. Never know when it comes in handy.

Never judge others.

Live with a child's heart...

Make lots of friends. Be kind, generous, and sweet.

And last, but certainly not least...

When in doubt about ANYTHING, consult the Org.

[Edited 7/3/10 13:27pm]

FauxReal said:

Never utter the phrase "it's only cheating if you get caught" while discussing a game of spades with a significant other.

Oh my bloody god! I love this one.

never mix dr pepper and vodka, its not of god!

Stay out of P&R...

tinaz said:

Ok, off topic BUT.. Genesia, look what I found!

Foot Flop coasters!

My friend Lisa has those for her wine glasses. They're cute.