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As An Airplane Is About To Crash A female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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rated 2 out of 5 | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Just plain ol' | |
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Oh c'mon!! It's 3 1/2 at the least! | |
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I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Risky there Funk. Gotta stay cool with the womensss | |
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Why does a bride wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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P.S. Thanks for all the smiles, man! And cool avvy! | |
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Naw mayne... you're not the one left holding the iron. | |
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why are women's feet smaller than men's? so they can stand closer to the sink | |
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 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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I iron my own clothes thank you very much! Well at least for now | |
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Uh... you're not helping here! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Alright, y'all...the women's lib movement took five steps backwards because of this gaddamn thread!!!!!!!!
Don't make me post Purple and Gold as revenge! | |
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Why does the Bride smile as she comes down the aisle?
Because she knows shes given her last blow job My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....
ديفيد باوي إلى الأبد | |
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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