Firstly, apologies to Deadflow3r for forcing you to watch the full Trololo song.

Anyways, just in case,.....here 'tis again:



And on a more serious note, children falling down stairs. (an oldie but a goodie)


And here's one for Zombie:


Babble of the day:
My stupid neighbour's flatmate left his door open, letting the young female cat on heat run off....my cat followed and he hasn't come back for four hours now. I'm so worried.....

Also:

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Your sig is HILARIOUS!!!
One of my favortie threads EVER!!!

Ok...things like this on Fb reallyyyyy irritate me!! I HATE when people want you to copy and paste things like this....

Before you were concieved, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. When you were born, I saw your face & it took my breath away. Before you were a moment old I knew I would die for you. And to this day I still will. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there. And to my precious son,Ian & Kale..you make my life so fulfilling I am so blessed to have you both. I love you.


Ok...her children are 2 and like 8... They arent reading the facebook... It just irks me people feel they have to do things like that all the time just for the benefit of showing other people.. Like I will think.."dang, she must be an AWESOME mom cuz she posted that!!"

Im also one of those people who HATE cheesy forwards, so dont mind me... Im just inserting random drivel

Irritating...

WOW!!

OK that song (is it a song??) was earpoppingly amazing!!! Does he have a WHOLE album of those vocal stylings??? The look on his face... PRICELESS!! Like he's Pavarotti or something...

OH! the madness that is the org...

tinaz said:

I, too, am a hater of contrived genuine-ness...

the funny thing is that I have those feeling for my kids just as any good parent should but I don't feel the need to express them in the words that some Hallmark Asshat came up with...

maybe it's just me...

tinaz said:

I'm so with you on this.

Can I just rant?

I'm gonna rant.

It's really cold and nasty here today. It's raining that stupid kind of rain that just kind of hangs in the air and makes your hair go all fuzzy.
I couldn't get the heating on at work, so I was cold all morning.
I fucking HATE public transport. The bus was late, the driver was pervy and the bus was was dirty and smelly and full of fucking weirdo's. A man sat directly behind me and sniffed and sneezed for the whole fucking journey.

Rant over. Carry on.

scuse me ...

tinaz said:

OH MY GOD I HATE THAT SHIT WITH A PASSION!!

"repost this if you love your children!"

Fuck you, bitch, I guess I don't love my children if my love for them is measured by copying and pasting sappy shit on a social networking site that I prefer to use for vulgar jokes with my firends.

I'm a little sad that nobody got drunk with me on my first drunk orging thread.

PunkMistress said:

I'm drinking tonight

Fucking chainletters and postings *smacks head on desk*

I have a friend who does this and omg she sends those ones on that say if you send this back it means you're a true friend or some such shit.

I just delete. Apparently I'm a shit friend

Trololo







And my personal favourite:

tinaz said:

I totally just made this my status update.

tinaz said:

I must admit I have copied ones for cancer and depression.
My cousin currently has the one that you posted on her fb status.
Funny because she is constantly yelling at her two girls. When I was pregnant she would take every opportunity to tell me how much she loved being pregnant but how horrible kids are once they come out.

Oh Travieeeee.

PunkMistress said:

That is shit is FUNNY!

PunkMistress said:

I don't drink, but I hung in there until I got tired...
I was the "Designated Poster"!

connorhawke said:

My cousin constantly texts religious poems and pictures and stuff to me. I hate that "Forward to everyone if you love God" message!
I guess I'm a shitty Christian.

Should I be saying "shitty"?
So I don't FWD AND I type cuss words! I AM a shitty Christian!!

PunkMistress said:

I gave up getting drunk a LONG time ago

So. Tired.

I have got to stop getting an hour or so of sleep when I have work at 6am

PunkMistress said:

I would've joined but I had periodontal surgery last week and can't booze it up for two more weeks.

If you start another one then I'll so be there with my Zima wine coolers! (Do they still make those)?

Fenwick said:

Didn't they give you any Vicodin? Get creative!

Zima

I think it was clear malt liquor.

PunkMistress said:

Mach said:

Hell yes

chocolate1 said:

Congratulations!

Just woke up. No eleven a.m. and my cat is still missing

connorhawke said:

Sitting under the hair dryer. The heat is frying the back of my neck, but if I don't I'll have an afro.

Waiting for Betty White on SNL....

I'm tired as hell.

I hate my job. Well I dont hate it, I'm just ready to move to a different company.

I don't even remember how I used to spend my time before I had two kids.

I need to get back focused on actually completing my bucket list. I was doing ok chipping away at it for a year or so.

I hate Mothers Day. Hell, truth be told I hate most holidays.

I knew I should have divorced and moved away from America back in 2005-2006

NEED.A.REAL.VACATION.NOW.