5 days. When I went to jail

And yeah, 3 weeks sounds like your friend should be dead!

HOLY CRAP No pun intended! I cant imagine not going 2 days let alone WEEKS!!! They had to have been bloated as HELL!

I used to have that problem 'til I discovered the Politics & Religion Forum.

PANDURITO said:

I used to have that problem 'til I discovered the Politics & Religion Forum.

that place will unloose the bowels of the devil

sermwanderer said:

Someone in my work went to the doctor as they hadn't had a shite in 3 weeks. This astounded me as I'm a two a day man minimum. They said they didn't get worried until after 2 weeks. Am I alone being in utter disbelief at this? What's the Org non shitting record?

how can someone in scotland go for more than a few hours without shitting out a babys head? i bet he's fucking vegan or some retarded shit like that. probably doesn't drink either. you can't trust a man who doesn't drink

today i've shat umpteen times as i'm at a posh hotel and everything is paid for, and all we've done is fucking eat all day. i'm starting to resemble hurley from lost

what kind of thread is this

about 4 days. fiber is now my friend

seeingvoices12 said:

what kind of thread is this

An honest one

When I was about 6 months pregnant with my daughter, who is 21 now, I couldn't go for 2 weeks and since I was pregnant, I couldn't take any laxatives. I had to be hospitalized and put on a high fiber induced, intravenous, liquid diet for 3 days.

That was the worst 3 days ever! But I swear when I finally had that "movement", the clouds parted and I could hear angels singing "Hallelujah"!

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sermwanderer said:

Someone in my work went to the doctor as they hadn't had a shite in 3 weeks. This astounded me as I'm a two a day man minimum. They said they didn't get worried until after 2 weeks. Am I alone being in utter disbelief at this? What's the Org non shitting record?

There are natural solutions to fix that problem.

1. red beans OR white navy beans with brown rice

2. high fiber cold cereal (Fiber One is THE highest) with skin milk OR soy milk

3. cooked potatoes with skins

4. 100% pure apple juice, NOT from concertated

5. bottled distilled water

6. hot green tea with a teaspoon of sugar & a few drops of apple juice

And remember, being able to take good dumps are a must to prevent colon cancer.

TonyVanDam said:

sermwanderer said:

Someone in my work went to the doctor as they hadn't had a shite in 3 weeks. This astounded me as I'm a two a day man minimum. They said they didn't get worried until after 2 weeks. Am I alone being in utter disbelief at this? What's the Org non shitting record?

There are natural solutions to fix that problem.

1. red beans OR white navy beans with brown rice

2. high fiber cold cereal (Fiber One is THE highest) with skin milk OR soy milk

3. cooked potatoes with skins

4. 100% pure apple juice, NOT from concertated

5. bottled distilled water

6. hot green tea with a teaspoon of sugar & a few drops of apple juice

And remember, being able to take good dumps are a must to prevent colon cancer.

they don't sell any of that shit in scotland. we don't eat shit that ain't deep fried

unique said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

seeingvoices12 said:

what kind of thread is this

An honest one

seeingvoices12 said:

what kind of thread is this

A Shitty one

unique said:

TonyVanDam said:

There are natural solutions to fix that problem.

1. red beans OR white navy beans with brown rice

2. high fiber cold cereal (Fiber One is THE highest) with skin milk OR soy milk

3. cooked potatoes with skins

4. 100% pure apple juice, NOT from concertated

5. bottled distilled water

6. hot green tea with a teaspoon of sugar & a few drops of apple juice

And remember, being able to take good dumps are a must to prevent colon cancer.

they don't sell any of that shit in scotland. we don't eat shit that ain't deep fried

I don't believe you can't get beans! Eat a can of beans you'll dump your cares away!

kpowers said:

seeingvoices12 said:

what kind of thread is this

A Shitty one

At this point, I do believe that there are no subjects left to talk about on here.....they covered everything.

it got to this point , talking about brewing shit.... .

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unique said:

TonyVanDam said:

There are natural solutions to fix that problem.

1. red beans OR white navy beans with brown rice

2. high fiber cold cereal (Fiber One is THE highest) with skin milk OR soy milk

3. cooked potatoes with skins

4. 100% pure apple juice, NOT from concertated

5. bottled distilled water

6. hot green tea with a teaspoon of sugar & a few drops of apple juice

And remember, being able to take good dumps are a must to prevent colon cancer.

they don't sell any of that shit in scotland. we don't eat shit that ain't deep fried

Then go find a farmer's market and some food stores in England OR Wales.

GD lives!!!!

seeingvoices12 said:

kpowers said:

A Shitty one

At this point, I do believe that there are no subjects left to talk about on here.....they covered everything.

it got to this point , talking about brewing shit.... .

[Edited 6/29/10 14:30pm]

Were you here when they had the sex and relationship forum? This is Alice in Wonderland compared to the things that came up in there

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About 16 hours. I'm one regular MFer.

I dunno. 2 days maybe.

if you've ever been to a Third World desert hellhole where people eat fly-covered market food, poo in open-air pit toilets and wipe with their left hands, you'll be quite familiar with how long you can hold your bowels.

...until you partake of the local food and drink, that is.

I read in a book about a man who had a megacolon. He had a big belly as if he was 8 months pregnant - apparently his large intestine was as wide as a car tyre inner tube at one point he only felt the need to poop once every month or so.

The longest I went was 4 days when I was 12. I went on a school train trip and the toilets emptied straight onto the railway tracks and I was terrified of them!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

5 days. When I went to jail

And yeah, 3 weeks sounds like your friend should be dead!

Jail?

Maybe about a week for me when I had belly surgeries. Combo of the surgeries and pain killers.

Probably a day and half or 2 days. I can easily last a day without going here in Thailand though. My body knows better than to wanna go when I'm out and about in places where there may only be nasty squat toilets.

3 days.

Usually if it's two days i'm eating cream of wheat with

wheat germ and popping a couple of fiber choice pills.

When I was a kid, I could only go once a week....occasionally twice a week. My brother was the same way. Now I'm on track to go every day or every other day. 3 days is my current maximum. After 2 days, I get worried and take a laxative....but not the kind that gives you the runs.

ZombieKitten said:

I read in a book about a man who had a megacolon. He had a big belly as if he was 8 months pregnant - apparently his large intestine was as wide as a car tyre inner tube at one point he only felt the need to poop once every month or so.

The longest I went was 4 days when I was 12. I went on a school train trip and the toilets emptied straight onto the railway tracks and I was terrified of them!!!

A lady called in on some radio show and said that she could only go while her period was on. I notice I'm more regular when my period is on too. I couldn't imagine once a month. What if her period misses a month?

AnckSuNamun said:

ZombieKitten said:

I read in a book about a man who had a megacolon. He had a big belly as if he was 8 months pregnant - apparently his large intestine was as wide as a car tyre inner tube at one point he only felt the need to poop once every month or so.

The longest I went was 4 days when I was 12. I went on a school train trip and the toilets emptied straight onto the railway tracks and I was terrified of them!!!

A lady called in on some radio show and said that she could only go while her period was on. I notice I'm more regular when my period is on too. I couldn't imagine once a month. What if her period misses a month?

or if she fell pregnant!