(Pur-tend like yer goin' into the Big Brother house, mmmkay?):

Name:

Age:

Current Residence:

Occupation:

Three adjectives that describe you:

Favorite activities:

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house:

Strategy for winning Big Brother:

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house:

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:"

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least:

What are you afraid of:

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of:

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:"

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself:

Name: Ace

Age: 43-years-young.

Current Residence: Toronto, ON (a.k.a. " The Greatest City in the World!!!")

Occupation: International Man of Mystery.

Three adjectives that describe you: Shiftless; shift-less; shit-list.

Favorite activities: Watching Big Brother; listening to Howard Stern; surfing Ye Olde Internete; eating; sleeping; being massaged; laughing; petting dogs. Not necessarily in that order.

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Having to do stuff.

Strategy for winning Big Brother: Do nothing, win nothing, sleep all day, freak everybody out, lie my ass off, boondoggle the jury with doubletalk.

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Ones unlike myself.

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" Crap my pants.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Janey and Howie – they ROCKED that house! Least? Dr. Will. Call me crazy, but I’m lukewarm on smarmy douchebags.

What are you afraid of: Pretty much everything!

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Sistine Chapel.

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" “Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!”

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I make a mean shrimp marinara sauce!

Name: johnart

Age: 38

Current Residence: Northern VA

Occupation: Artist

Three adjectives that describe you: creative, opinionated, optimistic

Favorite activities: painting, museums and galleries, movies

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Not having ever watched Big Brother. Shitting in a house full of strangers.

Strategy for winning Big Brother: Not knowing the rules?

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Assholes, homophobes or racist folk.

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:"

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Is there a booklet with dude pics I can choose from?

What are you afraid of: Worms.

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Starting a business.

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" "It could be worse."

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: That I am awesome.

johnart said:

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Not having ever watched Big Brother. Shitting in a house full of strangers.

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:"

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Is there a booklet with dude pics I can choose from?

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" "It could be worse."

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: That I am awesome.

Ace said:

johnart said:

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Not having ever watched Big Brother. Shitting in a house full of strangers.

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: That I am awesome.

So we're in, right??

johnart said:

Ace said:

So we're in, right??

Apparently, our applications were late. But we'll get 'em next time!

Ace said:

Three adjectives that describe you: Shiftless; shift-less; shit-list.

I should clarify that, by "shift-less", I mean something like this:

A female friend of mine's been trying to get me into one for ages, but I don't like my legs.

FUN! I love questionaires!!!

Name: Tinaz

Age: 42

Current Residence: Nebraska

Occupation: Domestic goddess

Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, Caring, Trustworthy

Favorite activities: Shopping, Running,

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Living with other woman... I HATE stupid women drama..

Strategy for winning Big Brother: be everyones friend, but nor too friendy.. Create awesome meals

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Any woman under the age of 30

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" Go with the flow..

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: LOVED Kasir.. HATED janelle!

What are you afraid of: Death and spiders

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: My children

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Treat others as you want to be treated

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I am the sweetest person on earth, unless you mess with people I care about...

tinaz said:

FUN! I love questionaires!!!

Name: Tinaz

Age: 42

Current Residence: Nebraska

Occupation: Domestic goddess

Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, Caring, Trustworthy

Favorite activities: Shopping, Running,

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Living with other woman... I HATE stupid women drama..

Strategy for winning Big Brother: be everyones friend, but nor too friendy.. Create awesome meals

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Any woman under the age of 30

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" Go with the flow..

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: LOVED Kasir.. HATED janelle!

What are you afraid of: Death and spiders

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: My children

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Treat others as you want to be treated

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I am the sweetest person on earth, unless you mess with people I care about...

I love that.

I will have to remember that one.

MrsMdiver said:

tinaz said:

FUN! I love questionaires!!!

Name: Tinaz

Age: 42

Current Residence: Nebraska

Occupation: Domestic goddess

Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, Caring, Trustworthy

Favorite activities: Shopping, Running,

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Living with other woman... I HATE stupid women drama..

Strategy for winning Big Brother: be everyones friend, but nor too friendy.. Create awesome meals

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Any woman under the age of 30

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" Go with the flow..

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: LOVED Kasir.. HATED janelle!

What are you afraid of: Death and spiders

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: My children

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Treat others as you want to be treated

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I am the sweetest person on earth, unless you mess with people I care about...

I love that.

I will have to remember that one.

Name: Vapor

Age: 38?

Current Residence: Bangkok, Thailand

Occupation: Professor, author, T.V. commentator

Three adjectives that describe you: nebulas

Favorite activities: reading, learning new languages, and helping the community.

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside theBig Brother house: I don't know anything about the show.

Strategy for winning Big Brother: I don't know

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: http://prince.org/msg/7

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" I don't know.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least:

What are you afraid of: failure

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: surviving 2009

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Never under any circumstances take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time.

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I love you all....but not like I love this guitar picture!

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Name: Monica

Age: 39

Current Residence: Oklahoma

Occupation: legal student

Three adjectives that describe you: friendly, loyal, outspoken

Favorite activities: Spending time with my grandbabies, dancing, going to the movies, hanging out with friends.

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Dealing with people who like to cause drama

Strategy for winning Big Brother: Trust only myself...

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Stuck up people

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" The best way I could...

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I love Dr Will!!!!

What are you afraid of: Dolls

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Going back to school

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Always keep my word

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: Nope

TheVoid said:

Name: Vapor

Age: 38?

Current Residence: Bangkok, Thailand

Occupation: Professor, author, T.V. commentator

Three adjectives that describe you: nebulas

Favorite activities: reading, learning new languages, and helping the community.

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside theBig Brother house: I don't know anything about the show.

Strategy for winning Big Brother: I don't know

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: http://prince.org/msg/7

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" I don't know.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least:

What are you afraid of: failure

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: surviving 2009

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" Never under any circumstances take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time.

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself: I love you all....but not like I love this guitar picture!

What's up with that thread link?

MoniGram said:

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I love Dr Will!!!!

Ace said:

MoniGram said:

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I love Dr Will!!!!

He grew on me!

Name: Pedro

Age: 20

Current Residence: San Pablo/Saturn

Occupation: Librarian aide

Three adjectives that describe you: aromatic frigid carefree dreamer blah

Favorite activities: reading, making crappy synth music

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house:talking to the people

Strategy for winning Big Brother:Losing

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house:people in general

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:"leaving the house

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least:the one that lost first

What are you afraid of:parasitic worms

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of:still working on it

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" dont have one

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about yourself:

i had a dream that i was a cucumber sandwich once.

Name: Lynn

Age: 42

Current Residence: New Jersey

Occupation: Special Ed./English Teacher

Three adjectives that describe you: efficient, friendly, intelligent

Favorite activities: going to concerts, shopping for shoes

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Living with strangers. I did it in college, and I never want to do it again. Also, having people watching me all the time.

Strategy for winning Big Brother: I haven't gotten that far. I still don't want to be here.

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: SMOKERS, someone who thinks bathing/hygiene is optional.

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" Depends on what pops up...

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: I never watched the show past one episode.

What are you afraid of: Spiders/those bugs with all the legs, heights

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: my education

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is: (I don't really have one )"

Is there anything else you want the fans to know about you: (yourself is incorrect )

Nothing that they won't see tuning in to invade the privacy I'm giving up to do this show.