Graycap23 said:

Who here needs one?

tinaz said:

Mach said:

wtf DAT MEAN ?

A "key party"

Backinthaday, some married couples would have these parties where the men would throw their keys in a bowl, and the women would just grab a set and leave with whomever they got.

missfee said:

tinaz said:

Wouldnt that be..... .....cheating....

Well, technically yeah...but most women I know have that male friend waiting in the wings for that shoulder to cry on when things are going wrong in their relationships....doesn't mean that all maintance men are meant for the purpose to bag in the bedroom, but let's face it..most "lean on me" situations end up there. Just sayin'.

Mine is gay!

chocolate1 said:

Graycap23 said:

Who here needs one?

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to act on it... I just couldn't....

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FauxReal said:

KidaDynamite said:

Why do they have to be a female? There are plenty of women with males friends they could lean on without actually leaning on them and vice versa.

It does not have to be. The word "like" was used to give examples. This was in no way meant to be an all inclusive list of allowable maintenance men substitutes.

Oh, that's understood.

You're still cute.

KidaDynamite said:

I'm so glad I read beyond the title because I was going to say "my dad".

The answer? No.

I have a Maintenance Man. He comes and paints the apartment, patches holes, fixes faucets, unclogs pipes, etc. He also happens to be my daughter's father. His name is Evan.

I have another Maintenance Man. He CUMS to the apartment, FILLS holes, DRIPS like a faucet, LAYS pipe, etc. He does his job quite well. His name is NOT Evan.

missfee said:

Not the man that comes over to fix your leaking sink faucets, but the man who comes to satisfy that other faucet. The man who comes to fix things when your man has pissed you off. Raise your hand if you have one. I believe Chris Rock called them "dicks in glass cases, if emergency, break open".

[Edited 6/14/10 11:12am]

I have one but he gets on my nerves. I do believe he is trying to break my faucet.

Acrylic said:

I have a Maintenance Man. He comes and paints the apartment, patches holes, fixes faucets, unclogs pipes, etc. He also happens to be my daughter's father. His name is Evan.

I have another Maintenance Man. He CUMS to the apartment, FILLS holes, DRIPS like a faucet, LAYS pipe, etc. He does his job quite well. His name is NOT Evan.

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

paintedlady said:

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

paintedlady said:

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

you crazy as always sandra.

does he shave his balls?

DesireeNevermind said:

missfee said:

Not the man that comes over to fix your leaking sink faucets, but the man who comes to satisfy that other faucet. The man who comes to fix things when your man has pissed you off. Raise your hand if you have one. I believe Chris Rock called them "dicks in glass cases, if emergency, break open".

[Edited 6/14/10 11:12am]

I have one but he gets on my nerves. I do believe he is trying to break my faucet.

Looks like it's time to hire another maintance man then.

paintedlady said:

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

Sounds like this customer is satisfied

I couldn't be with a man that couldn't put in work! Best lay pipe likes it's a full time job and you're getting paid $50 bucks an hour!!! If I have to call maintenance you gotta go.

Put whatever cute name you want on it but it sounds like cheating to me.

Yes, but I'm technically single so it's all good.

BklynBabe said:

I couldn't be with a man that couldn't put in work! Best lay pipe likes it's a full time job and you're getting paid $50 bucks an hour!!! If I have to call maintenance you gotta go.

Maintenance should also be scheduled. You come over or I go over every Thursday or some shit like that. And none of that falling asleep shit neither! If I'm still awake then your ass gotta stay awake and talk to me! Or at least massage my feet.

DesireeNevermind said:

BklynBabe said:

I couldn't be with a man that couldn't put in work! Best lay pipe likes it's a full time job and you're getting paid $50 bucks an hour!!! If I have to call maintenance you gotta go.

Maintenance should also be scheduled. You come over or I go over every Thursday or some shit like that. And none of that falling asleep shit neither! If I'm still awake then your ass gotta stay awake and talk to me! Or at least massage my feet.

I agree with the scheduling. But don't fucking talk to me. Just go home as soon as we're through please.

JustErin said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Maintenance should also be scheduled. You come over or I go over every Thursday or some shit like that. And none of that falling asleep shit neither! If I'm still awake then your ass gotta stay awake and talk to me! Or at least massage my feet.

I agree with the scheduling. But don't fucking talk to me. Just go home as soon as we're through please.

**SCREAM**+**climax**+**SIGH**

NOW GET OUT!

missfee said:

paintedlady said:

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

Sounds like this customer is satisfied

As long as he stays handy.

paintedlady said:

missfee said:

Sounds like this customer is satisfied

As long as he stays handy.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

I have a maintenace man, his name is Teddy, fixes and replaces things that are broken in my home. He replaced the shower head, replaced the peek-hole and after he did that....

He washed all the sweat off his 6'3" body and he laid in my bed to work up a sweat again.

Sucking his balls tomorrow too.

you crazy as always sandra.

does he shave his balls?

I think so.... he's all man scaped when he sees me now.

DesireeNevermind said:

JustErin said:

I agree with the scheduling. But don't fucking talk to me. Just go home as soon as we're through please.

**SCREAM**+**climax**+**SIGH**

NOW GET OUT!

I swwear that is how I do it... no screaming, just when we are done , he's gotta GTFO. He knows the drill, he usually leaves and doesn't even ask for a glass of water.

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

you crazy as always sandra.

does he shave his balls?

I think so.... he's all man scaped when he sees me now.

NAICE! HE'S A GOOD METRO, GOOD METRO INDEED! SHAVE IT ALL SON!!!

Oh and yes he does know the 'drill' it sems.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

I think so.... he's all man scaped when he sees me now.

NAICE! HE'S A GOOD METRO, GOOD METRO INDEED! SHAVE IT ALL SON!!!

Oh and yes he does know the 'drill' it sems.

Manscaping isn't a biggie to me... just so long as he's healthy, clean and respectful.

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

**SCREAM**+**climax**+**SIGH**

NOW GET OUT!

I swwear that is how I do it... no screaming, just when we are done , he's gotta GTFO. He knows the drill, he usually leaves and doesn't even ask for a glass of water.

Dang...the dude don't even get to replenish his fluids?

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

NAICE! HE'S A GOOD METRO, GOOD METRO INDEED! SHAVE IT ALL SON!!!

Oh and yes he does know the 'drill' it sems.

Manscaping isn't a biggie to me... just so long as he's healthy, clean and respectful.

Make sense.