I've always wanted to see Burt Reynolds' dick. He was always fine as hell and he still even looked decent in "Boogie Nights".
Back in the early 1980s, I had a Hustler magazine that had a couple layout called "Smokey And The Bandit" with Burt Reynolds and Sally Fields look-a-likes. That was one sexy layout. Damn, I wish I still had that magazine.
I head Burt Reynolds posed nude for Playgirl. You know anything about that? Looking at pics of him when he was young...I'm almost certain dude was packin heavy artillery!
Lawd shoot me now!!!
It wasn't Playgirl, it was Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, he put his arm over his dick....the damn motherfucker....but at least you can see some of those sexy pubes.
I head Burt Reynolds posed nude for Playgirl. You know anything about that? Looking at pics of him when he was young...I'm almost certain dude was packin heavy artillery!
Lawd shoot me now!!!
It wasn't Playgirl, it was Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, he put his arm over his dick....the damn motherfucker....but at least you can see some of those sexy pubes.
My grandma had that picture hanging up in her bedroom. She must have had big balls becuase my grandfather obviously had no say
Oh well...I guess one could tolerate it for like 10-15 minutes.
Oh honey, that's what makes it so hot. I would take him, Tom Selleck, Michael Henderson, and Philip Michael Thomas at the same time and see if I couldn't make their toes spread.
It wasn't Playgirl, it was Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, he put his arm over his dick....the damn motherfucker....but at least you can see some of those sexy pubes.
My grandma had that picture hanging up in her bedroom. She must have had big balls becuase my grandfather obviously had no say
My great aunt (my grandmother's sister) had that issue of Cosmopolitan. I remember her telling a friend of her's that she'd give him five dollars if he'd move his hand.
I like to make the toes curl! Get them eyes rollin to the back of the head.
Phillip Michael Thomas.....he sho looked good on those old Miami Vice Eps. They air on TVONE and I've been recording like crazy - refuse to buy that shit.
William H Macy is an absolute dream. Every scene he is in when he finds his wife banging someone new just kills me.
And the actual songs that John C Reilly and Mark Wahlberg come up with during the recording sessions:
"You Got the Power...... YEAH!!!!!!!"
Pure movie magic.
It was so sad (and unexpected) when he killed himself.
But uh....when he went into the room and shot his wife....did I hear 3 shots? Was that heffa bangin' two dudes at the same time? I guess that would send a man over the edge to see his wife gettin' hit from both ends.
Kill her and the two fucktards she's buggerin'...don't kill yourself. And he did it in front of everybody. Mofo had the nerve to crack a smile before pulling the trigger. Post Traumatic Stress.
I know. Very unexpected.
But the look on his face every time he goes into a room and sees his wife getting gangbanged is priceless. He is so filled with shame/frustration and he'll look for support or consolation from people around him and no one could give a fuk less.
Another one of my favorite scenes is when they try to rob the dude at his house. The music is playing at 4 million decibals and one of his "entourage" keeps popping those snaps on the ground.
For the life of me I can't think of the song that is blazing in the background. I want to say it's a band like Journey but I don't think it's them.
It's another one of those scenes that I love. Everyone plays their role perfectly.
It was so sad (and unexpected) when he killed himself.
But uh....when he went into the room and shot his wife....did I hear 3 shots? Was that heffa bangin' two dudes at the same time? I guess that would send a man over the edge to see his wife gettin' hit from both ends.
Kill her and the two fucktards she's buggerin'...don't kill yourself. And he did it in front of everybody. Mofo had the nerve to crack a smile before pulling the trigger. Post Traumatic Stress.
I know. Very unexpected.
But the look on his face every time he goes into a room and sees his wife getting gangbanged is priceless. He is so filled with shame/frustration and he'll look for support or consolation from people around him and no one could give a fuk less.
Another one of my favorite scenes is when they try to rob the dude at his house. The music is playing at 4 million decibals and one of his "entourage" keeps popping those snaps on the ground.
For the life of me I can't think of the song that is blazing in the background. I want to say it's a band like Journey but I don't think it's them.
It's another one of those scenes that I love. Everyone plays their role perfectly.
Another classic scene. You know they guy from that scene ( the one to be robbed) is Doc Oc from Spiderman? He was also in this old film with Sally Field which was called "Not Without My Daughter" and boy he was crazy in that film too.
Anway..I cannot recollect the song either. I just remember the lyrics sounded like "motorend..what's your time/type of flight" or something. I vaguely recall that the song is supposed to be about a man's lil sister growing up and becoming a woman. Overanalyzing.
Another great scene is when Burt's character and roller girl are in the limo doing some type of documentary and they pick up this stray dude to fuck roller girl. He turns out to be a former classmate of hers and calls her out. She denies it but he insists he knows her and when they are fucking he is hurting her, Burt's all tryna direct and provide criticism and then the dude says something to offend Rollergirl and also calls out Burt's movies as crap then both rollergirl and Burt beat that fool silly. I think she actually clocked him with her skates. Hilarious!!!!
Oh well...I guess one could tolerate it for like 10-15 minutes.
Oh honey, that's what makes it so hot. I would take him, Tom Selleck, Michael Henderson, and Philip Michael Thomas at the same time and see if I couldn't make their toes spread.
You like 'em hairy, don'tcha?
I'm almost certain that Burt's only asset is his million dollar smile though mofo's waaaay TOO pretty to be packin' heat. That goes to Elvis too.
Oh honey, that's what makes it so hot. I would take him, Tom Selleck, Michael Henderson, and Philip Michael Thomas at the same time and see if I couldn't make their toes spread.
You like 'em hairy, don'tcha?
I'm almost certain that Burt's only asset is his million dollar smile though mofo's waaaay TOO pretty to be packin' heat. That goes to Elvis too.
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I've never been obsessed with size, only hair. As long as he's' six to nine or maybe ten inches, I'm fine. A lot of those huge dicks in the movies just don't look real so they don't turn me on. Ron Jeremy in his younger days, for instance, his dick was long but it looked too damn skinny to be real or even sexy.
I'm almost certain that Burt's only asset is his million dollar smile though mofo's waaaay TOO pretty to be packin' heat. That goes to Elvis too.
[Edited 6/9/10 13:48pm]
I've never been obsessed with size, only hair. As long as he's' six to nine or maybe ten inches, I'm fine. A lot of those huge dicks in the movies just don't look real so they don't turn me on. Ron Jeremy in his younger days, for instance, his dick was long but it looked too damn skinny to be real or even sexy.
I head Burt Reynolds posed nude for Playgirl. You know anything about that? Looking at pics of him when he was young...I'm almost certain dude was packin heavy artillery!
Lawd shoot me now!!!
It wasn't Playgirl, it was Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, he put his arm over his dick....the damn motherfucker....but at least you can see some of those sexy pubes.
That's the pic, Reynolds claimed made him a joke in the industry and made him loose any credibility to be taken seriously as an actor. He said he regretted doing it. . .
I head Burt Reynolds posed nude for Playgirl. You know anything about that? Looking at pics of him when he was young...I'm almost certain dude was packin heavy artillery!
Lawd shoot me now!!!
It wasn't Playgirl, it was Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, he put his arm over his dick....the damn motherfucker....but at least you can see some of those sexy pubes.
An old friend from back in the day told me this was THE picture when he knew he was gay...
My friend, not burt...
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
It was so sad (and unexpected) when he killed himself.
But uh....when he went into the room and shot his wife....did I hear 3 shots? Was that heffa bangin' two dudes at the same time? I guess that would send a man over the edge to see his wife gettin' hit from both ends.
Kill her and the two fucktards she's buggerin'...don't kill yourself. And he did it in front of everybody. Mofo had the nerve to crack a smile before pulling the trigger. Post Traumatic Stress.
I know. Very unexpected.
But the look on his face every time he goes into a room and sees his wife getting gangbanged is priceless. He is so filled with shame/frustration and he'll look for support or consolation from people around him and no one could give a fuk less.
Another one of my favorite scenes is when they try to rob the dude at his house. The music is playing at 4 million decibals and one of his "entourage" keeps popping those snaps on the ground.
For the life of me I can't think of the song that is blazing in the background. I want to say it's a band like Journey but I don't think it's them.
It's another one of those scenes that I love. Everyone plays their role perfectly.
Isn' t it "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield? Havent' seen the movie in awhile,but I recall that song being played at some point during that scene.
For the life of me I can't think of the song that is blazing in the background. I want to say it's a band like Journey but I don't think it's them.
It's another one of those scenes that I love. Everyone plays their role perfectly.
Isn' t it "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield? Havent' seen the movie in awhile,but I recall that song being played at some point during that scene.
I actually just whipped out the movie this morning because it was driving me crazy. Desiree had the words right si I figured I would look up "Motoring". It's "Sister Christian" by a band named Night Ranger. I don't recall Jesse's Girl but it wouldn't suprise me if that was in there somewhere too.
Desiree, the scene in the back of the limo is definitely one of the hard ones. Very disturbing. Like the scene in the donut shop with Don Cheadle or when Dirk gets so desperate he offers to go down on the dude and gets pulvarized. (There's a word I haven't used in a dog's age).
Man - the bottom line is the whole movie is brilliant.
Isn' t it "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield? Havent' seen the movie in awhile,but I recall that song being played at some point during that scene.
I actually just whipped out the movie this morning because it was driving me crazy. Desiree had the words right si I figured I would look up "Motoring". It's "Sister Christian" by a band named Night Ranger. I don't recall Jesse's Girl but it wouldn't suprise me if that was in there somewhere too.
Desiree, the scene in the back of the limo is definitely one of the hard ones. Very disturbing. Like the scene in the donut shop with Don Cheadle or when Dirk gets so desperate he offers to go down on the dude and gets pulvarized. (There's a word I haven't used in a dog's age).
Man - the bottom line is the whole movie is brilliant.
OH SNAP! The donut shop scene was so effin' crazy!!! Poor Don, he just went in to get donuts for his hormonal preggo wifey and this fucker tries to rob the place and kills a bunch of people. What looney ass mofo robs a donut shop? Do the words "chump change" mean anything. but then Don gets the money right? Why did that donut shop have so much money? Donuts back then could not have cost more than a quarter.
i remember watching some of this film a couple of years ago, i went to school and my friend also had watched some of it
the funniest/weirdest bit i saw was the bit where the man walks up to his wife having sex with a guy on the drive way and all these people were around watching them then the guy says something and
the wife just says
''honey go away..you're embaressing meeee!''
WTF?
pushover man!
''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal''
i remember watching some of this film a couple of years ago, i went to school and my friend also had watched some of it
the funniest/weirdest bit i saw was the bit where the man walks up to his wife having sex with a guy on the drive way and all these people were around watching them then the guy says something and
i remember watching some of this film a couple of years ago, i went to school and my friend also had watched some of it
the funniest/weirdest bit i saw was the bit where the man walks up to his wife having sex with a guy on the drive way and all these people were around watching them then the guy says something and
the wife just says
''honey go away..you're embaressing meeee!''
WTF?
pushover man!
lmao ''go away bill you're embaressing me''
there's not even a 'honey'
soo harsh!
''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal''
the other dude who comes to talk to bill is so uninterested. His attitude is like "yeah yer wife's a slut...now about this upcoming shoot..." It's hilarious.
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Phillip Michael Thomas.....he sho looked good on those old Miami Vice Eps. They air on TVONE and I've been recording like crazy - refuse to buy that shit. 
Did she ever stop to eat or at least take a bath?
And he did it in front of everybody. Mofo had the nerve to crack a smile before pulling the trigger. Post Traumatic Stress.
Overanalyzing.
mofo's waaaay TOO pretty to be packin' heat. That goes to Elvis too.
. I miss this movie, its one you can watch over and over bacuse of the stellar casting and great performances. 
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