FrenchGuy said: aaah, another thing I dont like...
When she's like "Tell me something, tell me something!!" (in her ear while having sex...) .. And U dont know what to say.. Nasty kinky stuff? Compliments? Love? Common issue among men I'll always go 4 the kinky part... but sometimes it goes wrong Still I love when a women express her kinkiness : "F@#ck me/eat/spank me" .. hmmm... All of that With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Guys who aren't versatile | |
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I dislike people who think they're experts about sex when they're clearly not, or who talk about it constantly in graphic detail using blase, world-weary tones. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I love it when I wake up the next morning and my dick is still wet with pussy juice. I lick my fingers, bypass the shower, and go to work with a smile on my face. Christopher damn! | |
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What you don't like bruh...what you DON'T like! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Oops! Wrong thread! Christopher damn! | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Amen!!!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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AIDS
Shemales | |
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does that mean you tried shemales and didn't like the exp.? | |
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No, that means that sometimes I've been deceived by men who happen to have beautiful female faces and hot silicon boobs ... ... | |
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alright i see. | |
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a) semen no offense, guys, but.. it kind of grosses me out ... I don't want it in me or, if it can be avoided, on me --- or on the sheets, especially if I just put fresh ones on the bed
b) too much sweat the Lord made air conditioners for a reason [so u don't drip sweat on me]
c) tongues do not belong in ears you risk ending up looking like this (lobe nibbling is ok though) Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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I don't like it when The Wife wakes up. She gives it all "what do you think you are doing?!?!" and I get totally put off my stride.....
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aye. the restraining orders can be bloody annoying as well. fecking judges, what do they know about romance? everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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someone taking too long to come. | |
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Your dick gets limp and you lose interest after you cum. Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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I really cant think of one damn thing...
insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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I hate when dude gets too excited and gets off too soon.
I hate when dude takes 5 FUCKING YEARS to bust a nut.
I hate how disinterested I get with it all immediately after I get off.
I hate when you spend the night and fuckface falls asleep right away and starts to friggin' snore while I'm still laying there. Thanks, asshole.
Now that I actually thought about it, I think I could go on and on.... | |
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Sure you're not a guy? Christopher damn! | |
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Only guys feel this way?
Can't be... | |
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sorry bubu | |
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omg make your wish already | |
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I wish! | |
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Ace said:
The possibility that it could lead to baby-persons.
The fact that it usually has to involve other people.
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[Edited 6/1/10 16:46pm] | |
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Go out on a limb and tell her how much you're looking forward to her doing the dishes, hoovering, dusting and cleaning the bathroom. Fuck it, it's worth a try. | |
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You didnt't, did you? | |
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