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Thread started 06/04/10 1:14am

funkpill

The Maid Asked For A Pay Increase


The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

The conversation went like this:

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?" confused


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Reply #1 posted 06/04/10 2:31am

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deal falloff


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #2 posted 06/04/10 5:43am

RodeoSchro

Oh yeah! DEFINITELY skit-worthy!

falloff x 1,542

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Reply #3 posted 06/04/10 5:45am

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Reply #4 posted 06/04/10 5:54am

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i only got the punchline properly when i read it outloud to my hubby

doh!

happy friday funkie!!!

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #5 posted 06/04/10 5:55am

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i only got the punchline properly when i read it outloud to my hubby

doh!

happy friday funkie!!!

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #6 posted 06/04/10 7:25am

paintedlady

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lol lol

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Reply #7 posted 06/04/10 7:27am

Graycap23

Nice.........

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Reply #8 posted 06/04/10 9:03am

veronikka

giggle

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Reply #9 posted 06/04/10 9:42am

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Busted! lol
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Reply #10 posted 06/04/10 9:47am

SherryJackson

falloff falloff lol lol

Thanks for the laugh....

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Reply #11 posted 06/04/10 7:45pm

peb319

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falloff

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #12 posted 06/04/10 8:04pm

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i actually laughed out loud lol

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Reply #13 posted 06/04/10 8:17pm

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falloff

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Reply #14 posted 06/04/10 8:22pm

Nvncible1

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAS THE WIFE CHEATIN WITH THE GARDENER?

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Reply #15 posted 06/04/10 9:07pm

noimageatall

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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #16 posted 06/05/10 1:45am

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noimageatall said:

shocked

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #17 posted 06/05/10 4:06am

missmad

funny

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Reply #18 posted 06/05/10 5:18am

novabrkr

I'm too allergic to become a gardener. Sounds like a nice job. sad

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Reply #19 posted 06/05/10 9:56am

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lol lol lol

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Reply #20 posted 06/05/10 4:19pm

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Hope you're having a great weekend Funkhoney!!!

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Reply #21 posted 06/06/10 7:25am

Billmenever

pursewhip Gotch'a!

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Reply #22 posted 06/06/10 8:28am

Cinnie

lol

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Reply #23 posted 06/06/10 5:15pm

BlackAdder7

lol as with PRB, I had to read that one twice!.....good one

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