Ok. So we went to lunch and when I came back from the bathroom, she had paid the check. Which made me feel horrible. So I said, you wanna see a movie? And she said Sex and the City 2? And I sighed and went through the Stages of Grieving, landed on acceptance and went.


What the fuck, man.

I cracked a smile at the Liza Minelli Single Ladies.

That's it.

This is comedy?

"He gets the wedding of his dreams and I get to cheat."

"You get to cheat cause you're gay?"

"No! I get to cheat cause I'm Italian!"





The sets were opulent, I admit. So maybe that's like a fight scene for girls. Where we marvel at a well-placed bullet, y'all like a well-hung lamp shade or somethin. It's all I can imagine this movie is worth.


PS. Carrie Bradshaw-Preston is the dumbest broad on film. Let's date a married man, marry him, complain about our marriage and then leave him alone, successful and in NYC and fly around the world.

In real life, she'd come home to a fuckin orgy and a "You're home early!..."

listen man, you gotta put your foot down and say "No, that looks like a horrible movie" and choose something else.

Lunch or not, anything but that pile of shit.

Oh HELL no


That sucks dude

But the thing is, even she was like "Wow. This blows. I'm sorry."

They do test screenings still, right? Nobody laughed in my theater. And these people were die hard. You could see it in their eyes when they were in the lobby.

I had a similar feeling when I saw Reno 911 miami.

More choice quotes:

"Who ordered the Aussie sausage?"

"It looks like the Snow Queen exploded in here!"

"I've made my body thinks it's slimmer than it is. Spanx!"

This movie was destined to be bad. I agree: You have to put down relationship boundaries and tell a lady you will not see this but will support her option to see it with a bunch of her girlfriends.

It's in the man bylaws.

I have seen exactly two minutes of the series, and that was two minutes too much.

Wow. I would never put my man through that torture.


I made my ex go see Glitter with me. But dammit I deserved that,I had to sit through some lame John Cusack movie with him.

ThreadBare said:

I gotta be honest, man. It was a calculated loss.

Sometimes your eyes gotta take one for your dick.

I made my boyfriend go see Jeepers Creepers 2 with me. He was furious, guess he didn't appreciate my appreciation for all things camp and cheese.

JustErin said:

But that's at least a horror movie. Which is at least made with the idea that guys exist. This movie was just a 150 minute ode to interior decorating. I swear to God.

But they showed Alice Eve's titties kinda. The only reason I'm alive to tell the tale.

I love interior decorating.

But I can't deal with bad dialogue (unless it's meant to be bad) and target specific genres of movies like this.

The 1st was bad.....why would this one be any better?

Graycap23 said:

Two words:

John Corbett.

JustErin said:

Two minutes.

DrRockdapuss said:

JustErin said:

Yeah. Cry. For one reason or another, we all hated it.


PS. Why does Liza Minelli sing the hippest number in the movie and these middlin piddlin brahds sing I am Woman?

DrRockdapuss said:

JustErin said:

I love that movie and have seen it at least 5 times.

oh my god, this thread title is remarkably gay.

I'm going to come back later and read this thread, but I fear it's just going to be laced with complete gayness.

minneapolisgenius said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Cuz Liza Minelli is a bad bitch.
That woman is a walkin fleshbagful of pills and booze. You don't question anything she does (or someone props her up and has her do). You just don't.

However bad this movie is I will watch it (probably on video).
It is on our yearly Required Watching insert that came with my Pink Census.

DrRockdapuss said:

And on TV.

American audience seems like a sucka for those type of "clueless, helpless, airhead, always ending up in a hole" roles for women. And thats why you find those TV characters to be very famous.

Loved the TV show, but by the final seasons when Sarah Jessica Parker became one of the producers, she made the show to be "Carrie & The Girls" instead of its primary setting, which was about the FOUR women. Ego and stupidity ruined the show, basically.

johnart said:

I'm not complainin about Liza. That was the highlight of the fuckin film. I'm sayin why are these chicks who are younger than her somehow stiff dried up prunes and she's way relevant in comparison?

DrRockdapuss said:

I know you're not complaining about her. I'm just being a dumbass.

In a way I find it cool that someone like her would turn out to be the funniest/most relevant...but definitely not at the expense of everything else sucking ass.

johnart said:

Dude. It sucked ass.


And I kept wondering if it was just me, but none of the girls were laughin either. Just sporadic murmurs of "ooh that's nice" whenever they walked into a new room.

DrRockdapuss said:

Well, it's basically like an issue of Vogue with motion. If you flip a vogue real quick (like when we'd make cartoons as kids) I think you can watch both S&TC movies for free.

johnart said:

With marginally hotter stars.
[Edited 5/28/10 8:11am]

DrRockdapuss said: