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PrintableSUPRMAN said: tinaz said: Ive never seen a curved erect penis... I will resist posting a pic . . . . I thought she was askin for pics too. Mmmmhmmmm. [Edited 5/25/10 21:44pm] | |
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SUPRMAN said: tinaz said: Ive never seen a curved erect penis... I will resist posting a pic . . . . This thread is useless without pics. I love the ones that point straight up when they're hard. They hit my rainbow  | |
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ScarletScandal said: SUPRMAN said: I will resist posting a pic . . . . This thread is useless without pics. I love the ones that point straight up when they're hard. They hit my rainbow  I LOVE YOU!!! | |
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johnart said: ScarletScandal said: This thread is useless without pics. I love the ones that point straight up when they're hard. They hit my rainbow I LOVE YOU!!!But they do!! | |
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paintedlady said: 
A guys dick curves according to how he has it lay when flaccid, or the way he "dresses". If a dick hangs down straight over the nutsack it'll curve down If it curves to the side, it'll curve according to the direction he hangs in If he's a "grower" he tends to sport a straight arrow If he lays it up on his lower abdomen, then he's a "banana" 
If the penis is smooth its fine, veiny that's fine.... bumpy or sports interesting "textures" then he may have issues. Can't be sporting a dick that looks like chocolate chip cookie dough.  
You have a keen eye for details, my friend  | |
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paintedlady said: If he's a "grower" he tends to sport a straight arrow  | |
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SUPRMAN said: paintedlady said: I saw ALOT of men in their underwear. Some would get erect slightly as measured them for suits. That and talking to my co-workers (6 gay men) that did nothing but worship dick every second of their days at work. I think the curve comes first. Really? Its not the diapers and underwear that cause the curve? I had two boys, neither had any curve. Helping to keep them clean, you think a mom would see that if a baby had a curve. 
Not all guys with curves are curved when flaccid. Some guys only curve when erect.  But some that do lay to the left or right tend to curve in the same direction when erect.But what do I know about penises?   Why do I feel like I'm Dr. Ruth now? | |
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Harlepolis said: paintedlady said:
A guys dick curves according to how he has it lay when flaccid, or the way he "dresses". If a dick hangs down straight over the nutsack it'll curve down If it curves to the side, it'll curve according to the direction he hangs in If he's a "grower" he tends to sport a straight arrow If he lays it up on his lower abdomen, then he's a "banana"
If the penis is smooth its fine, veiny that's fine.... bumpy or sports interesting "textures" then he may have issues. Can't be sporting a dick that looks like chocolate chip cookie dough.
You have a keen eye for details, my friend I am fascinated by the penis and all things penis-y... its in my nature.  | |
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Who cares? Just be disease free, a decent size and fuck me hard. | |
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johnart said: SUPRMAN said: I will resist posting a pic . . . . I thought she was askin for pics too. Mmmmhmmmm. [Edited 5/25/10 21:44pm] What.... who me?.... 
Sooooo..... are ya gonna do it??.....  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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JustErin said: Who cares? Just be disease free, a decent size and fuck me hard.
That's what I like about you, Erin--short, sweet, and to the point. | |
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Short? | |
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JustErin said: Who cares? Just be disease free, a decent size and fuck me hard.
You do!... about girth.. bet you could write a book on the benefits of being girthy and why it makes a dick turn into cock.  | |
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: Who cares? Just be disease free, a decent size and fuck me hard.
You do!... about girth.. bet you could write a book on the benefits of being girthy and why it makes a dick turn into cock. That's why I said "a decent size"! | |
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JustErin said: paintedlady said: You do!... about girth.. bet you could write a book on the benefits of being girthy and why it makes a dick turn into cock. That's why I said "a decent size"! Gotcha.  | |
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RenHoek said: Oh T... what is up girl??
curves come naturally, some lean left, others go right... as for bumps, some have them in all shapes and sizes but they may or may not be safe to handle...  Quite the expert... | |
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tinaz said: SUPRMAN said: I think the curve comes first. Not all guys with curves are curved when flaccid. Some guys only curve when erect. But what do I know about penises? Ive never seen a curved erect penis...
you mean in the flesh, right?  | |
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JoeTyler said: tinaz said: Ive never seen a curved erect penis...
you mean in the flesh, right? No, i mean ever... When its erect how can it be curved? unless they have half a hard on...~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: JoeTyler said:
you mean in the flesh, right? No, i mean ever... When its erect how can it be curved? unless they have half a hard on...
you don't watch porn movies? | |
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JoeTyler said: tinaz said: No, i mean ever... When its erect how can it be curved? unless they have half a hard on...
you don't watch porn movies? Ya! but they are usually half hard! I havent seen a porn that the guy is ROCK hard.... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: JoeTyler said:
you don't watch porn movies? Ya! but they are usually half hard! I havent seen a porn that the guy is ROCK hard.... Perhaps I've seen too much porn, but I've seen cocks of every kind ...  ...
Anyway, I can't help you with the pic of my penis; mine is completely straight and powerful, just like the Chrysler Building... | |
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JoeTyler said: tinaz said: Ya! but they are usually half hard! I havent seen a porn that the guy is ROCK hard.... Perhaps I've seen too much porn, but I've seen cocks of every kind ... ...
Anyway, I can't help you with the pic of my penis; mine is completely straight and powerful, just like the Chrysler Building... Well.... 
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: JoeTyler said: Perhaps I've seen too much porn, but I've seen cocks of every kind ... ...
Anyway, I can't help you with the pic of my penis; mine is completely straight and powerful, just like the Chrysler Building... Well....
Y'know??? But he's right - they can be hard and curvy - I actually like the ones that curve back into the belly button.  | |
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tinaz said: JoeTyler said:
you don't watch porn movies? Ya! but they are usually half hard! I havent seen a porn that the guy is ROCK hard.... I've never seen a porn where the guy was anything but rock hard. | |
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I'm really trying to figure out what you're asking...or stating. 
Are you saying that guys with smooth cocks must not be getting a lot of pussy? Or guys with curved cocks are getting lots of pussy? | |
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Oh my genitals,
Oh my genitals...  [Edited 5/26/10 17:32pm] When  go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all  up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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paintedlady said: SUPRMAN said: Where did you get that from? I saw ALOT of men in their underwear. Some would get erect slightly as measured them for suits. That and talking to my co-workers (6 gay men) that did nothing but worship dick every second of their days at work.  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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^ now that nucca right thurr.
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DesireeNevermind said: ^ now that nucca right thurr.
Circumsized, girthy, dresses (curves) to the left ....when erect.
That man leaves nothing to the imagination.  | |
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