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Make up your best pick up line. Can't be one you've heard before. I came up with one yesterday and I thought it was funny.
Ahem. Musta been a lotta ugly babies when you were born. Cause you took all the fiiiiine. MY COVER OF PRETTY WINGS
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Do U own Ur masters? | |
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TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
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JerseyKRS said: TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
OMG!! |
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groovy underwear ohh...
groovy underwear..ohh groovy underwear, it so groovy.. | |
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CarrieMpls said: JerseyKRS said: OMG!! Do you see a face in it too??? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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JerseyKRS said: TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
That's an ugly cookie!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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JerseyKRS said: TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
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JustErin said: JerseyKRS said:  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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If you were a booger...i'd pick you first! [Edited 5/28/10 13:44pm] | |
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JerseyKRS said: TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
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TheVoid said: Do U own Ur masters?
didn't prince use that one on michael stipe? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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can you make change for a five? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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JustErin said: JerseyKRS said: I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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28? If you're 28 then I'm Father Christmas! But seriously, it's getting late and neither of us is particularly attractive. If you sit on my lap I'll give you everything you want.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Hi...  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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funkycat00 said: If you were a booger...i'd pick you first!
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Ewwww!!!  "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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SHOCKADELICA1 said: funkycat00 said: If you were a booger...i'd pick you first!
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Ewwww!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all night long, and that's just not sustainable given your bulky weight and lack of muscle tone. | |
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Perhaps you're not an ugly woman at all, but just a relatively good looking primate? | |
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It's 2 A.M. Go find me a camel. | |
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TheVoid said: Perhaps you're not an ugly woman at all, but just a relatively good looking primate?
Your not getting laid very much are you...  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: TheVoid said: Perhaps you're not an ugly woman at all, but just a relatively good looking primate?
Your not getting laid very much are you... Half these beautiful folks here don't know a lick of English.  | |
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AFTER having UNDRESSED:
Oh. You're a ladyboy. Talk about smoke and mirrors. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahaha
Nice penis. [Edited 5/28/10 20:00pm] | |
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I like sex with you same dog, understand ok? I hate you all. | |
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TheVoid said: tinaz said: Your not getting laid very much are you... Half these beautiful folks here don't know a lick of English.
I didnt think of that!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: TheVoid said: Half these beautiful folks here don't know a lick of English.
I didnt think of that!! I'm not even joking. I had just gotten...erm... a bit of 'attention' down there from this beautiful young Thai guy and he said (and these are his words), "You like me to eat you?"
I love this country. | |
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TheVoid said: tinaz said:
I didnt think of that!! I'm not even joking. I had just gotten...erm... a bit of 'attention' down there from this beautiful young Thai guy and he said (and these are his words), "You like me to eat you?"
I love this country.
I suppose a line like that only works if your hot and asian...
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TheVoid said: I like sex with you same dog, understand ok? I hate you all.
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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