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sexy album covers...FAIL! BOOTLEG PHOTOS: 19 FAILED ATTEMPTS AT A SEXY ALBUM COVER - HILARIOUS! on www.BoondocksBootleg.com
http://www.boondocksbootl...-19-failed http://www.cracked.com/ar...overs.html like you can guess which Prince album cover would be on this list 
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OMG 
Question: Why is Rick James wearing Conan the Barbarian's loincloth, a UFC championship belt, leather studded legwarmers and greased up with a half quart of body oil? All while chilling in a dungeon and wielding a bleeding guitar stolen from Gene Simmons?
Answer: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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First of all, holy shit, is that Nicolas Cage? Probably not, but between the chest hair and the seductive stare, we find it hard to believe he's just got music on his mind, album cover or not. Hope that flute is as lubed up as his chest is! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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thanks! I could not be arsed to do all that C&P!  | |
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This is either one of the worst album covers ever or the best refrigerator ad of all time. Either way, Cerrone certainly isn't aiming too high when it comes to his idea of paradise. Most people dream up some utopia that is completely unachievable. Cerrone, on the other hand, is a bathroom remodel and a kidnapping away from living in the world he's always yearned for. It's admirable, really.
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BklynBabe said: thanks! I could not be arsed to do all that C&P!
Could not help myself. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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WTF????? Shortly after taking this picture, Ted Nugent was shot and killed by Clarice Starling. And just what the hell is a "love grenade" anyway? It's just a regular grenade, isn't it, Ted? ISN'T IT!?
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I laughed out loud at:
It's interesting how you can tell whether someone is naked versus merely topless, even if the photo only shows them waist-up. Because these men are nude. You know they are. They're not even wearing socks.
Clues? The guy in the middle is looking down at his friend's junk. What do you find so interesting, Mr. Beard? Are you impressed by his personal grooming? Is he aroused? We shall never know.  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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All the comments are pretty funny. I also like the one about Prince  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I think Cher & Rick should be on the same cover.
Like...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: OMG
Question: Why is Rick James wearing Conan the Barbarian's loincloth, a UFC championship belt, leather studded legwarmers and greased up with a half quart of body oil? All while chilling in a dungeon and wielding a bleeding guitar stolen from Gene Simmons?
Answer: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Those aren't legwarmers. They are called greaves. They are shin guards. Worn back in the days before guns. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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SUPRMAN said: noimageatall said: OMG
Those aren't legwarmers. They are called greaves. They are shin guards. Worn back in the days before guns. OMG I feel sooooo stupid. I thought they were legwarmers since I used to have a pair just like them. 
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noimageatall said: SUPRMAN said: Those aren't legwarmers. They are called greaves. They are shin guards. Worn back in the days before guns. OMG I feel sooooo stupid. I thought they were legwarmers since I used to have a pair just like them.
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<---secretly loves Cher's cover.  | |
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No John just no. | |
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This cover is stupid. *facepalm* Definitely not sexy by any stretch of the imagination. | |
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How old was dude when he took it? He BETTER had been legal because he looks jailbait-ish. | |
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johnart said: <---secretly loves Cher's cover.
That cover is actually iconic. | |
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That BROS cover was weird. | |
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Timmy84 said:
How old was dude when he took it? He BETTER had been legal because he looks jailbait-ish. and the title POR PRIMERA VEZ translates in English to 'For The First Time'....why not just call it 'Like A Virgin' 
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Jane Fonda? 
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I know his balls cannot breathe. Damn... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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If you go to the worst covers of all time, theres some bizarre ones there, including one called Boned which shows a guitar handle coming out of a pair of pants where another handle should be. And all the song titles are about oral sex. So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time | |
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Timmy84 said:
This cover is stupid. *facepalm* Definitely not sexy by any stretch of the imagination. This one was scary. Nothing sexy about this cover. “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist.” Brazilian bishop Dom Hélder Câmara |
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Timmy84 said:
How old was dude when he took it? He BETTER had been legal because he looks jailbait-ish. Alej | |
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ScarletScandal said: Timmy84 said:
How old was dude when he took it? He BETTER had been legal because he looks jailbait-ish. Alej Whats it mean in English? So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time | |
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Huggiebear said: ScarletScandal said: Alej Whats it mean in English? For the first time. | |
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Timmy84 said:
No John just no.   | |
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PDogz said: Timmy84 said:
No John just no.  | |
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