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Celebrity Impersonations I think I do really great celebrity impersonations. Do you guys and girls out there want to hear them? Ok then! 
My first one is of Sean Connery. All you have to do is imagine Sean in a James Bond film as he enters the office. Here goes: "What little surprises does M have for me today Miss Moneypenny?" How good was that?
My other impression is of Eddie Murphy. Just try to imagine him up on stage doing stand up such as in the film, Raw. Here goes again: "Get your motherfucking ass in the goony googoo van and get the fuck out!" Did I nail it or what? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Congratulations! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Congratulations!
good for u buster brown | |
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lmao! That is so good! You really should start a career in Celebrity Impersonations!  | |
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its hard to tell really bkw...  -------------  | |
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bkw said: I think I do really great celebrity impersonations. Do you guys and girls out there want to hear them? Ok then!
My first one is of Sean Connery. All you have to do is imagine Sean in a James Bond film as he enters the office. Here goes: "What little surprises does M have for me today Miss Moneypenny?" How good was that?
My other impression is of Eddie Murphy. Just try to imagine him up on stage doing stand up such as in the film, Raw. Here goes again: "Get your motherfucking ass in the goony googoo van and get the fuck out!" Did I nail it or what?  Rich Little doesn't have anything on you! Btw the goony goo goo thing was from Murophys' Delerious and not Raw..Raw was where Eddies papi had to eat the toys for meals etc. and thwere was suntan loition and jheri curl juice all up in the fight in the disco club,"Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: bkw said: I think I do really great celebrity impersonations. Do you guys and girls out there want to hear them? Ok then!
My first one is of Sean Connery. All you have to do is imagine Sean in a James Bond film as he enters the office. Here goes: "What little surprises does M have for me today Miss Moneypenny?" How good was that?
My other impression is of Eddie Murphy. Just try to imagine him up on stage doing stand up such as in the film, Raw. Here goes again: "Get your motherfucking ass in the goony googoo van and get the fuck out!" Did I nail it or what? Rich Little doesn't have anything on you! Btw the goony goo goo thing was from Murophys' Delerious and not Raw..Raw was where Eddies papi had to eat the toys for meals etc. and thwere was suntan loition and jheri curl juice all up in the fight in the disco club,Oops! You're right! It's been so long since I've seen them. This reminds me to hunt them down and watch them again. When my brother and I saw Delirious on video many years ago we both nearly fucking died laughing. We were both lying on the floor crying with laughter! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sorry to break this to you bkw buddy.
But they were utter shite. Stick with being a pub landlord as your career choice mate. ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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bkw said: It's been so long since I've seen them. This reminds me to hunt them down and watch them again. When my brother and I saw Delirious on video many years ago we both nearly fucking died laughing. We were both lying on the floor crying with laughter!
aunt Bunny "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: bkw said: I think I do really great celebrity impersonations. Do you guys and girls out there want to hear them? Ok then!
My first one is of Sean Connery. All you have to do is imagine Sean in a James Bond film as he enters the office. Here goes: "What little surprises does M have for me today Miss Moneypenny?" How good was that?
My other impression is of Eddie Murphy. Just try to imagine him up on stage doing stand up such as in the film, Raw. Here goes again: "Get your motherfucking ass in the goony googoo van and get the fuck out!" Did I nail it or what? Rich Little doesn't have anything on you! Btw the goony goo goo thing was from Murophys' Delerious and not Raw..Raw was where Eddies papi had to eat the toys for meals etc. and thwere was suntan loition and jheri curl juice all up in the fight in the disco club,yeah i fucked her! but baby...i make love to you .. 
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rdhull said: bkw said: It's been so long since I've seen them. This reminds me to hunt them down and watch them again. When my brother and I saw Delirious on video many years ago we both nearly fucking died laughing. We were both lying on the floor crying with laughter!
aunt Bunny and gi i joe was swimming in the water...and then a big brown shark came | |
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i got some ice cream ...you didn't get none...cuz you are on the welfare
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MrBliss said: yeah i fucked her! but baby...i make love to you ..
"It wasn't me" "If you're gonna let a little fuck on the side..come between OUR love.." "Climb in my fur." | |
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MrBliss said: i got some ice cream ...you didn't get none...cuz you are on the welfare
"wanna lick?..psyche" "Climb in my fur." | |
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you're wife's a big foot gus...you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak
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have a coke...shut the fuck up...and suck MY dick
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they slammed their faces in the water...and come up with fish!
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i know you seven...but you be a seven year old, walkin' the dog, no house motherfucker
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"that's a fire!" When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Hey Norton! Ive been watchin you..and I KNOW you've been watchin me "Climb in my fur." | |
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bkw said: "that's a fire!"
he be ok...juz roll him round a lil bit | |
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HALF! I'll take half his shit!
Making ends meet?..Johnny Carson making 20 million a year--the ends are meetin like a muthafucka! w-w-w-wwwait...you cant use my phone "Climb in my fur." | |
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if this house is burnin down and the firemen come and I ask how they knew and they said you called , I'll kick your mf-in ass! "Climb in my fur." | |
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Mr T : you mess around you gonna come too fast...i'll scrunch up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off
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MrBliss said: i know you seven...but you be a seven year old, walkin' the dog, no house motherfucker
 "Climb in my fur." | |
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bkw said: "that's a fire!"
"Climb in my fur." | |
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MrBliss said: Mr T : you mess around you gonna come too fast...i'll scrunch up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off:duck:
homina homina homina "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: MrBliss said: Mr T : you mess around you gonna come too fast...i'll scrunch up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off:duck:
homina homina homina LMAO! | |
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My thread has been jacked!
But in a good way! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I do a good Chris Rock Impersonation. $1.00 for a cup of soda? GOOD LAWD that's alot of money.Phuck da cup, how about you pour it in my hand for 15 cent. THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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