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Reply #270 posted 07/02/10 8:20am

connorhawke

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FauxReal said:

My daughter just randomly asked me...

Her "Daddy, what's a ho?"

Me "Why?"

Her "I dunno I just heard it somewhere I think."

Me "oh..."

Did you explain in graphic details the intricacies of ho-dom?

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Reply #271 posted 07/02/10 10:56am

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connorhawke said:

FauxReal said:

My daughter just randomly asked me...

Her "Daddy, what's a ho?"

Me "Why?"

Her "I dunno I just heard it somewhere I think."

Me "oh..."

Did you explain in graphic details the intricacies of ho-dom?

How old is this knowledge seeking daughter???

This reminds me of a story in my childhood. I might have been about 10 or at most 11 at the time. My father is Irish and my mother is Italian and we lived in a city that was predominately Catholic to the point that I asked this question of my father;

Dad, what is the difference between a Pro-test-tan and a Pro-test- tude ???

My father, after laughing heartily said, " Alot.... to the Prot-test- tan!!! "

This only left me tumbleweed Years later I still get a wink when I think of his smartass response.

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Reply #272 posted 07/02/10 5:41pm

FauxReal

Deadflow3r said:

connorhawke said:

Did you explain in graphic details the intricacies of ho-dom?

How old is this knowledge seeking daughter???

This reminds me of a story in my childhood. I might have been about 10 or at most 11 at the time. My father is Irish and my mother is Italian and we lived in a city that was predominately Catholic to the point that I asked this question of my father;

Dad, what is the difference between a Pro-test-tan and a Pro-test- tude ???

My father, after laughing heartily said, " Alot.... to the Prot-test- tan!!! "

This only left me Years later I still get a when I think of his smartass response.

She's going on 9. I sort of brushed of the question for the time being.

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Reply #273 posted 07/02/10 5:43pm

FauxReal	connorhawke said: FauxReal said: My daughter just randomly asked me... Her "Daddy, what's a ho?" Me "Why?" Her "I dunno I just heard it somewhere I think." Me "oh..." Did you explain in graphic details the intricacies of ho-dom? No, I just told her they make poor housewives. Okay, not really.
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Reply #274 posted 07/02/10 5:49pm

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FauxReal said:

connorhawke said:

Did you explain in graphic details the intricacies of ho-dom?

No, I just told her they make poor housewives.

Okay, not really.

You should have. lol

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Reply #275 posted 07/02/10 5:57pm

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Reply #276 posted 07/02/10 7:51pm

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PunkMistress said:
tinaz said:
Ok...things like this on Fb reallyyyyyyyyy irritate me!! I HATE when people want you to copy and paste things like this.... Before you were concieved, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. When you were born, I saw your face & it took my breath away. Before you were a moment old I knew I would die for you. And to this day I still will. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there. And to my precious son,Ian & Kale..you make my life so fulfilling I am so blessed to have you both. I love you. Ok...her children are 2 and like 8... They arent reading the facebook... It just irks me people feel they have to do things like that all the time just for the benefit of showing other people.. Like I will think.."dang, she must be an AWESOME mom cuz she posted that!!" Im also one of those people who HATE cheesy forwards, so dont mind me... Im just inserting random drivel Irritating...
OH MY GOD I HATE THAT SHIT WITH A PASSION!! "repost this if you love your children!" Fuck you, bitch, I guess I don't love my children if my love for them is measured by copying and pasting sappy shit on a social networking site that I prefer to use for vulgar jokes with my firends.