Think about tapeworms while eating vermicelli. Oops.
[Edited 5/2/10 11:10am]

meow85 said:

You also should not:

Think about the diarrhea you just cleaned up while eating chocolate pudding.

Think about snot while eating flan.

Put a baseball bat in your ass.

PunkMistress said:

All excellent suggestions. I will try to keep them in mind.

Things you should not do to yourself...



You could go blind doing that, I suppose.

PunkMistress said:

about that third one...

RenHoek said:

She speaks form experience.

Why are we discussing grose things?

meow85 said:

What's the problem, Ren? You should not do that to yourself.

I have not had a baseball bat in my personal anus, but I have watched it happen on the p0rnz.

PunkMistress said:

bloody hell. i hope it went in handle first.

whistle said:

That's hilarious, because Chris first told me about the clip when we were on the phone. I said, "THE BIG END FIRST??" He cracked up laughing and said, "Yes!"

PunkMistress said:

WTF?! no thanks, i'd rather not need a colostomy bag for life. gah...

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Because I may have idly been mentally cataloging common parasites (I do odd things for fun, I know) and then sat down for lunch and made myself very, very not hungry.

whistle said:

That's what I'm saying! Crazy.

meow85 said:

If we're going gross...
Think about cleaning up after mice while eating chocolate sprinkles!
(I only use the rainbow ones!)

not cereal or rice
but
GRUBS!

PunkMistress said:

I was just trying to follow your train of thought... you went from the runs to snot to ass battery and well, ya lost me there...

and for the record, I've seen worse... just ask a certain artist...

RenHoek said:

Link, please.

Also, you should not think of maggots while eating white rice.

chocolate1 said:

This reminds me of a funny story.

When my mother, Mary, first moved to this country, she was six years old. Soon after they moved here, her older brother Joe took her for an ice cream cone. He ordered chocolate "jimmies" (what we call sprinkles in the northeast) and asked my mother if she wanted them too. She said yes, not knowing what they were but wanting to be cool like her brother.

When he handed little Mary her cone, she took one look at it, burst into tears and threw it on the floor. My uncle Joe was completely dumbfounded and asked her "What the hell did you do that for?" Through sobs, she cried "There were ANTS all over it!"

lol I never heard them called jimmies until I went down South. They were always sprinkles. brown or rainbow.

Jimmies were penises/condoms LOL

You should not read this thread while still suffering from a stomach virus!

When someone tells you to smell their finger...DONT!

you should not read this post while thinking about my balls.

cborgman said:

Check




You said balls.

kewlschool said:

and you thought about them didn't you!

ZombieKitten said:

"Vengeance shall be mine!!!!"

kewlschool said:

PunkMistress said:

*Has seen the video you're talking about* Lawdy Lawdy I thought I'd seen it all until the baseball thing.

tinaz said:

I did that as a kid, making ppl smell my finger after I'd been outside in the dirt or the really ripe-smelling wild onions...

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Sure, sure, it was dirt and onions...

BklynBabe said:

My sister still calls them "jimmies". That's what we were taught they were, but as I got older and heard other people say "sprinkles", I did too.