i'm exploring my options again. not saying i'm into serious dating or anything.
but lately i've started thinking that it might be nice to meat a guy again that
i can hang out with.

problem is, in my neighbourhood, heck in a 50 mile radius, there's nothing even
remotely interesting on the radar. i've got a profile online but the men on the
site are all kinda iffy. and whenever i go out, i'n either too shy to talk to a
guy when i see someone who's cute or i just get bored and fall asleep, lol.

so if you're gay, tell me, where do you hook up with guys?

i'm thinking there should be gay supermarkets i'd like that. just doing a
spot of grocery shopping and shopping around for a dude at the same time.

"oh, you've got some nice courgettes in your basket there"

i could do that

http://www.prince.org/profile/vivid


Please let me know if he's any good. I'd like to hit that.


thanks!

TheVoid said:

i had a feeling you might be the first one to post here

IstenSzek said:

Was that a Freudian slip??

Poiple said:

it must have been

still no email from paisley park. and here was me, hoping

My take is that you're good looking enough to be selective (in the gay community looks must matter--they can't just 'NOT' be a factor).

But also self-concious, bi-polary depressive, and selective with intelligence too.

You have a very specific imago in your mind of Mr. Right and that's that. And Mr. close-enough will still exhibit enough traits to tear open old wounds.





In other words, I have no advice.

Poiple said:

LOL

I saw that too

Hello

MacDaddy said:

oh, hi. what's a guy like you doin' in a place like this

TheVoid said:

i was expecting so much more from you.

not even a ? come on

IstenSzek said:

I think they did that here. Shopping/Dating combos and they did some gay nights. Mind you, Covent Garden Tesco is pretty much like that all the time - so if you're in London, I'd try there.

And give me a call - I'll carry your courgettes and we can dispense with the basket.

IstenSzek said:

Hitting on guys mostly

IstenSzek said:

I'm very tired right now.
And dealing with a little bit of drama.

Dont' get me wrong. I'd love to fuck you in the ass and read books with you all day long.

But I'm just so very tired.




I have no advice.


Hope that helps.

vivid said:

oh that's so nice. i would have loved to give that a try, but i'm in the most
southern part of the netherlands. i guess no chance of that over here.

and uhm, i only have the one courgette, but i'm willing to hand it over

MacDaddy said:

seems as good a reason as any to be here

TheVoid said:

go get some sleep dan, sleep off the drama

IstenSzek said:

You have no idea, Lars!
It's just been one of those days.

IstenSzek said:

Throw in a couple of juicy ripe plums and it's a deal.

vivid said:

i'll think about it

IstenSzek said:

phht. thinking's over-rated. Look at Dan.

Speaking of nice gay men. Where the hell has Mathewgrant been???

At least you're super cute. You have an advantage.

Maybe you can move into the big city where there are more options?

IstenSzek said:

Am-ster-dam, fuck-er.

HamsterHuey said:

i know but i told you before, a big city will devour me whole.

i'm used to being a medium sized fish in a small pond

Also, get a job at an office supply store and sell cartridges to creative gay guys. Flirt with cute students, advice men in suit about the best printer paper and architects about the best drawing pens.

In the meantime, make sure they know you are only in that particular store on Wednesdays and Fridays. Also hook up with at least one ex-boyfriend (or previous shag buddies) per week.

IstenSzek said:

Then shut up about the choice of fish. Smaller ponds get smelly quite quickly.

HamsterHuey said:

While the Amstel river washes up LOADS of American tourists. New arrivals every day.

Come and dip yer toe in some time...

Also 'nice gay men' is a bit like saying 'cuddly white sharks'.

HamsterHuey said:

true.

i love how you keep the water/fish analogy going for 32 posts