Stop saying you don't suck dick when YOU DO ~ Yes I do
Stop saying you're not the jealous type when YOU ARE ~ No, I'm really not
Stop saying you got pregnant by accident when you WENT OFF THE PILL 2 MONTHS AGO ~ Actually I got pregnant ON the pill TYVM !!
Stop saying a man's looks don't matter when you're CLEARLY IGNORING THE UGLY GUY AT THE CLUB UNTIL YOU FIND OUT HE HAS MONEY. ~ I have and always will have MY OWN $ so that's pointless

Stop tellin yourself Prince knows you just cuz his security team does.

Stop lying about how everybody wants your man....everybody's already had your man!!!

johnart said:

But...he really did tell me bootlegs are like cookie dough.

Quit sayin your broke with your freshly done nails and the latest LV bag.

And don't be takin that shit down with u to the assistance office.

johnart said:

johnart said:

Damn shame.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Fuck that I wanna know how to get one of those EBT cards. I wonder if they'd take it at Whole Foods? I'd have to go either early in the AM or late in the PM cuz I don't want anybody seeing me use that damn thang. Oh gawd what if they got on the intercom and yelled something crazy like " manager assistance at check out stand 4...EBT CARD!!!!"

DesireeNevermind said:

Like I said, just don't go down to the assistance office to apply for it lookin all fancified and shit. Show up in sweats and with one of those Walmart LV knock offs...the one where it's like irish clovers and hearts and shit.

johnart said:

I've seen that mess.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Mmm...hmmm.

This thread So true. HA HA

Shoewhore said:

bboy had me cracking up

DesireeNevermind said:

ACTUALLY, nobody wants her man because he's a loser.

I do not lie!

stop lying and acting like a being a celebrity whore is a great thing

hoe, you ain't empowering no one

johnart said:

"i aint a hater"

"she's just a friend"

johnart said:

my littlest kid is a very gifted artist

OK, bullshit artist

but I'm still proud

Lammastide said:

dunno, I never lie about stuff what for?!?

I told the people at the town planning council meeting earlier that hopefully we could wrap things up earlier since I had to come home and build a cardboard Hummer for my son's road safety incursion tomorrow.
why pretend to make myself superior? the important thing is I KNOW I am

ZombieKitten said:

That's not what I'm referring to. Most kids are bullshit artists. And many a grown up.

johnart said:

yes yes, they get it from their father

ZombieKitten said:

Well I can TOTALLY see that.

johnart said:

my favorite "if there is anything I can do, just give me a call"; you KNOW that is the last thing you want me to do and you KNOW that I know that too,

oh ya "i ain't the jelous type"
stop trying to be a pimp
and your friends got a dog named ike
when you go to your danm fridge ain't nothing in there
fuck that


who said i wanna call in the first place
shoot im doing me i got to get my health card
[Edited 4/28/10 15:22pm]

johnart said:

The Lucky Charms of handbags.

DesireeNevermind said:

Aiiight! Here goes...

As far as blow jobs go, NO! I don't give those. I feel men just lose respect for you when you do something like that. I've never given one nor do I ever intend on giving one. And dat's the truth!
I never said IN MY LIFE that I wasn't the jealous type. I say that up front!
Nope, I've never been pregnant. One day...I want to have children tho.
To tell the truth, and I'll swear to this on a stack of Bibles, the only things I have a weakness for on guys is beautiful eyes, nice long hair, and a beautiful smile. But they are not mandatory (would be nice to have them tho ). Now I know that's a lot, but I'm not in a sense vain about looks. I'd rather have an honest, decent type of man than a gorgeous sociopath who lies and deceives me.

And there you have it.

DesireeNevermind said:

hahaa
[Edited 4/29/10 2:09am]