I've started packing for our trip to the Maya Riviera next week.
What should johnart not leave home (the country) without?

I've traveled before, so I'm not really looking for practical advice here. Just fun. Don't hold back.

You better pack Betina, or a bitch'll cut you when you get home.

FUDGE!

I heard a rumor that Snuggies repel scorpions.

Genesia said:

Fuck that bitch.

Shawnt27 said:

Passport
Money money money!!!
Shorts
Shirts
Swim shorts
Bottled water (never drink local water)
Innoculation sheet
Language dictionary
Sun Screen
Sandals
Camera
Toiletries (shampoo, soap, deodarant, toothpaste)
Sun hat and sun glasses

Don't forget your toothbrush!!! (everyone does)

just your usuals: lube and vodka.

cborgman said:

on a business trip, a friend of mine had her carry-on opened because of lube

thank god everyone we were travelling with was already through security!

cborgman said:

Guns,Guns, and of course more Guns. You can never have enough guns when on a trip. Preferably loaded guns, and a bag of cocaine, but don't forget your terrorist literature. You will need something to read while on the plane.

cborgman said:

johnart said:

Come to think...That might be a good title for my autobiography Lube & Vodka.

Different colored bikini brief swimwear. with the word slap across the ass.

martini glasses and wine coolers were probably the first thing in the suitcase

johnart said:

Oh, don't forget this outfit:

evenstar3 said:

johnart said:

you're welcome

TD3 said:

you just described that bitch's formal wear

luv4u said:

Yeah and also, photocopies of your passport, so you dont have to carry your passport on you all the time and you can still id yourself in case it is lost or stolen. Check out where you are going, whether copies will do, or whether it is always required to carry your original passport on you.

Enough cash money (local and dollars) to make it through a couple of days without plastic is a blessing in case you lose your cards, but don't put all your money in one pocket. Spread it around your pockets and lugage so you won't lose everything at once, once your stuff is lost or stolen or when you get robbed.

Bottled water is always handy, but not always necessary and a drag to always go after. Really needing it depends on where exactly you are going. Check out what your government, travel agencies and local authorities advise you to do and realise that when you do refuse local water, this could become problematic because then you will also have to refuse stuff like coffee, tea, smoothies, fruit, vegetables and other food that has been washed off with local water and you may also offend some people with it.

I would definetely also check out whether you need any vaccinations.

Lastly take a lot of repelin with you and an open and friendly attitude towards the people whose country you are going to visit. But I am sure that won't be a problem with you.

johnart said:

dont take your jellies might attract too many menz with a crazy foot fetish

Penis Hoopla.

Tremolina said:

once my stuff is lost or stolen or when I get robbed??
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cborgman said:

Bitches I haven't worn provocative swimwear since this pic was taken.

johnart said:

johnart said:

I'm sorry but that is the cutest picture, ever!

TheVoid said:

i like the adam ant strip of paint under one eye

cborgman said: