Quit tellin everyone your child is "gifted" when you damn well know your child is a no-manner-havin pain in the ass that lives to embarrass you in public. We still love you even if we wanna kick your snot-nosed bratty twat of a kid in the shins.

johnart said:

johnart said:

Very good one.

Um... I gotta ask. Do women really routinely lie about all this stuff? Is there that much pressure to perform?

DesireeNevermind said:

I used to get mad at this all of the time but after finding out about Mystery, David DeAngelo, and the pickup community, I realize that when women ask men this question, it ain't about whether certain clothes make them look unflattering; it's a shit test. Women are always testing men, even if they are just doing it subconsciously, because they need to know if the man is going to be a good mate and a good father to her children. On the one hand, when they ask the "Do I look fat" question, they don't want their man to be an asshole and say "Yep, just like a friggin' whale." But on the other hand, they don't want their man fawning over her like a puppy dog every time either, because in her eyes he will look weak.

Ohhhh.....

Bitch stop lying, you know damn well that buying a two bottles of wine daily means that YOU ARE A DRUNK. So please don't justify your addiction with, "At least I buy the good stuff"... like that makes you classier than the next lush swigging malt liquor.

Awwww hells no! You need to stop lying about the time you need me to babysit your brats, OK???? A FEW hours? Bitch pulease you know damn well you will leave me with those bad ass kids for weeks at a time if you could! So NO, don't smile at me and ask me sweetly when you need a sitter for you to rip and roar at the club just to get pregnant again. I will not enable you to give birth to yet another child who's father you're not sure of.

paintedlady said:

oh gawd that's my aunt through and through.

Please stop lying to yourself about your wide feet not hurting in those strappy high heels. The baby toes on each foot are purple from the loss of blood, and don't call it your signature "strut" when we can all see that your limping in pain. Oh, and yes.... the pus-tained band aids on your toes are NOT sexy.

DesireeNevermind said:

My aunt and two cousins are like that. sad! :denial:

Stop lying and saying you can count all your sexual partners on one hand. This is 2010...it's okay to count on both hands!

paintedlady said:

Stop lying about how glamorous you live, posting pictures of you holding a bottle of Cristal or Nuvo in the club with the caption "Bitches wanna hate, so keep on hating!"


and if I see one more picture on Facebook with a chick either doing the piece sign or throwing up the middle finger while pursing her lips....I'm unfriending some ppl. That shit ain't cool

Quit sayin your house wouldn't be such a pigsty if you didn't have children if I've known your messy nasty ass since college.

bboy87 said:

Oh damn. There goes my new album.

Oh wait. You aint my Facebook freind.

Don't tell your girlfriend how cute her baby is when you know you just threw up in yo mouth a little.

Just nod. Don't say nothin.

Quit the "I'm not really hungry I'll just have a salad." act on your dates when you know secretly you'd rip his face off like some beast out of Aliens just to get a taste of the steak and fries on his plate.

Say I EAT on the first date. He won't mind.
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johnart said:

I feel like posting photo examples

bboy87 said:

Please. My cousin (actually a few distant relatives as well) do this shit.

johnart said:

I'll ornote them to you

or second thought, there's a facebook group for it so I'll post pictures from there


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Lammastide said:

some weird form of survival technique I suppose...but yeah we're under pressure and it's mounting.

DesireeNevermind said:

It's interesting that when you compare the men's to women's threads it seems more of the lying from men is to ladies/partners and a lot of the women's is applicable to fellow women.

And you know we're bein all scientific and factual and shit

oh the humanity!

bboy87 said:

the fuck wrong with her lips?

DesireeNevermind said:

I don't know but she seems to be using her fingers to count them. Yep. 2 lips.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

you guys!

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

I HATE THIS POSE!!!!!

Women need to stop lying for these men...

-If his girlfriend confronts you, don't cover for him and claim you're "just friends" when you're not! Whether you knew about her or not, own your shit!


Women need to stop lying to themselves...

-Stop telling yourself you're special and he really cares about you. If you've given him your heart and soul and he's still messing around with other women, he doesn't think you're special.

-Stop ignoring your instincts. If your gut tells you he's cheating, he's fucking somebody else. If your gut tells you she's not "just a friend", they're fucking.



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