Stop tellin these dudes ur single cuz u keep meetin crazy guys when u know damn well ur the psycho. Just tell him up front that there is a slight chance u may poison him if he cheats on u. He may respect u more


And stop lying to these men about ur orgasms.
Cuz then they start to think they're doing something good and then wanna come try it on me. Now we done fucked for an hour for what.... ????

dont mind me..im high

DanceWme said:

good one!
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Stop lying about your hair:
- your real color hasn't been seen in years
- WE CAN SEE THE TRACKS!!!

To the **cough** hags. Sorry but please stop lying to yourselves. Your gay boyfriend aint gonna go straight for you. Stop following him around like a sad puppy, stop getting jealous when he gets some man attention and stop sitting at home waiting for him to call, and stop passing up the straight guys who show interest in you. Unless you grew a dick and a nutsack over night...put down the ding dongs and find yourself a straight guy.


Ladies...stop asking "Do I look fat in this?" when you know good and damn well YOU DO! Fishing for compliments is a tad dysfunctional.



To my tatted ladies....stop lying about those initials on your ass or that nickname on your titty. Dudes are not that dumb and nobody tats their moms' or kid's name on their ASS!!!! Titty tats are a toss up so if you think you can pull it off...be my guest..but I warned ya.

chocolate1 said:

I wubs you!!!!

To the strippers....stop saying you're on the pole to pay for college. Bitch you didn't even graduate highschool!!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I know at least one who did and who is paying for college

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

community college? home study program?

Stop tellin' people you have a "home gym" and don't need a membership...

Last time I was at your house, your exercise bike had clothes draped on it, you had one tired, dusty Jane Fonda tape, and the Wii was still in the box waiting for someone to read the manual and figure out how to hook it up!

DesireeNevermind said:

Masters Program I'm in the program with her

To my big girls...stop lying and saying you got a hormone imbalance. Unless you are eating hormones by the bag full, you are just big for now and til you get a healthy diet/exercise routine. Embrace your big body cuz you still rock!


To my small girls...stop lying and saying you have a high metabolism. Carrots and ciggaretes do not equal high metabolism. Unless you can eat a whole pie every day for a week whilst sitting on your ass and not gain a pound, we don't believe you. You work hard at being thin...embrace it cuz you still rock!
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To my bony girls (skeletal, frail and what not) I haven't figured out what you're lying about yet but I will.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

**writes down the words "exception to the rule"**

@ this thread. Keep it up.

chocolate1 said:

x 1,000

Stop saying you suck enough dick, cause you don't.

Some(many)times, I think women just wanna be like the common man: uncomplicated, carefree and straightforward...

DesireeNevermind said:

Another exception to the rule here.

I have an extremely fast metabolism. I eat massive quantities of food, many times a day, and lots of fat. I never exercise. I'm a size 3/4 and never gain more than a few pounds, which usually come off a few weeks later.

AND I'M NOT LYING!

I've had people say I must work out every day, or puke up all my food, or eat like that in front of people and then starve at home.

Jersey can tell you none of that shit is true. He shakes his head at my food consumption daily.

So I won the genetic lottery in that way, but don't hate me yet. I also inherited a genetic disorder that SUCKS and my health condition is sometimes similar to that of your average 85 year old. So, you know, you can never have it all.

Mars23 said:

Stop saying you get preggers at the drop of a hat.... Drop of them panties? Yes. Drop of a hat? No.



Stop lying and saying you're looking for Mr.Right Now. Right now is just a second and you've already complained about the one-minute man so what the hell good is a one-second man?

Stop lying to these men saying they're the fathers, knowing damn well when you get to the Maury Povich set, yo ass is gonna be shaking faster then a vibrator

DesireeNevermind said:

What if they bend over to pick up the hat?

LIARS!!

Stop telling your coworker "I love your shirt/hair/shoes" when you know you hate that bitch.

Stop saying "Ugh, I never eat fast food!" when you KNOW your ass is mowing down the Quarter Pounders/Cheesy Beef Burritos/Curly Fries whenever nobody's looking.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

bboy87 said:

Stop preachin' to all your girlfriends that you "don't need a man" when every guy you see up in the gas station, the grocery store, in the car next to you at the stop light and at the mailbox that hit on you with some weak ass line, you gave your number to before they could even blink their eyes.

Stop sayin' that you don't use birth control because you can't have kids but then your ass end up pregnant two months later.

Stop telling everybody that you will beat a guy down if he ever lay a hand on you but soon as your bf/husband slammed you against the wall while ya'll were cursing each other out in an arguement, you say "oh but he was just playing though".

chocolate1 said:

Quit sayin' that's your natural hair color. We see your natural color about every four weeks.