PunkMistress said:

HamsterHuey said:

Awwww...that looks very loving.

HamsterHuey said:

What the...

I'm older than him??

JustErin said:

Suga momma.

Yer THAT age now, hun. Get used to it.

HamsterHuey said:

I'm only a year older.

But it still hurts.

JustErin said:

Being called ''ma'am'' in de supermarket.

HamsterHuey said:

Ok, that's not really happening...yet.

JustErin said:

I give it two weeks.

HamsterHuey said:

I turn 36 on Saturday, might be less than 2 weeks.

JustErin said:

Keep wearing low cleavage thingies then!

HamsterHuey said:

it happens to me!

I dreamt last night that I played for the Chicago Cubs. We had to wear old-time cotton uniforms.

We were the home team, playing on a sunny day at Wrigley Field. I was playing first base. The first batter for the visitors hit a hot single to right field, which went right between the right fielder's legs and to the wall (typical Cubs). I had to be the cut-off man and of course, instead of hitting the cut-off man like you're supposed to, the right fielder threw it over my head. To make matters worse, I was out of position so when it went over my head, it was way past the third-base bag, which allowed the runner to make it all the way home.

The next batter hit a grounder to short. For some reason, I moved that direction, so I wasn't on first to accept the throw. This led to a lot of screaming at me from the other Cubs players. But we got out of the inning.

Then it was my turn to bat. For some reason, I'd lost my pants. I couldn't go up to the plate with no pants! But I found some and went to bat. I hit a weak grounder to third but the third baseman bobbled the ball and I was safe. Then I made it to second on an errant pick-off attempt. It was at this point that I realized I was still carrying the bat - and it was an aluminum bat, which is illegal in pro baseball.

I got over to third on another bad throw, and then one more bad throw and I scored. After that, the Cubs and I got a lot better and I began stroking extra-base hits and a homerun.

I classify this as a nightmare not because I played badly at first, but because I was a Cub and I hate the Cubs.

At least I wasn't a Met.

JustErin said:

Don't worry, you're not a cougar.

Yet.

JustErin said:

he kinda looks like thejason....

Shorty said:

HamsterHuey said:

JustErin said:

maybe you're going to meet someone that resembles him. premonition or something. lucky you.

HamsterHuey said:

And he bottomed for him in the same movie! hahha!!!

JustErin said:

You are sooo lucky. I swear, last night I had a dream that I was with Tyra from RuPaul's Drag Race. We were boyfriend and girlfriend. We made out and everything.
It wasn't bad but it wasn't good.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I dreamed last night I was having an affair with the man who lives across the road from me I admit that in most of the dream I was picking up Lego, but STILL

it freaks me out!

(he's not bad looking, and he works out but I've never even entertained the thought)

I'm just glad you clarified and I won't have to come to Canada and kick your ass.
Since he's my boyfriend and all.

So I was getting my hair done tonight and was reading one of those tabloid trash mags and read that this dude is with Rene Zellweger???

Ugh. Can't say I agree with his taste in women. He should come to my house for a visit instead.

JustErin said:

I agree with this. The second part I don't disagree with, I just don't really have an opinion.

FauxReal said:

Well, that's no fun.

JustErin said:

I mean...hell yeah he should stop by and treat you whorishly.

How's that?

FauxReal said:

Awww...I feel so special now.