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I Ain't Used to This! I'm babysitting my 5-year-old third cousin. She's a sweetheart, but Lawdamercy, she follows me around like a little puppy dog! Last night I put her to bed in the guest room. At about 2:30 am she jumped on my bed and said, "Auntie Trish, I can't sleep!"
I said, "What's wrong, baby?" She: "There's too much noise!" Me: "Did my snoring wake you up?" She: "No. The birds are too loud!" (There are birds around my house that sing ALL NIGHT LONG. I don't know what kind of birds they are, but they never shut up!) Me: "Oh. Those are ghetto birds. They drink, smoke cigarettes and play cards all night long!" She: "Well, can you please tell them to go home and go to bed?!?!" Bless her heart!  | |
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moderatorShyra said: I'm babysitting my 5-year-old third cousin. She's a sweetheart, but Lawdamercy, she follows me around like a little puppy dog! Last night I put her to bed in the guest room. At about 2:30 am she jumped on my bed and said, "Auntie Trish, I can't sleep!"
I said, "What's wrong, baby?" She: "There's too much noise!" Me: "Did my snoring wake you up?" She: "No. The birds are too loud!" (There are birds around my house that sing ALL NIGHT LONG. I don't know what kind of birds they are, but they never shut up!) Me: "Oh. Those are ghetto birds. They drink, smoke cigarettes and play cards all night long!" She: "Well, can you please tell them to go home and go to bed?!?!" Bless her heart! too cute 
whenever we babysat my nephew for my sister, i wouldnt get any sleep til he went home...he slept fine, i didnt seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: Shyra said: I'm babysitting my 5-year-old third cousin. She's a sweetheart, but Lawdamercy, she follows me around like a little puppy dog! Last night I put her to bed in the guest room. At about 2:30 am she jumped on my bed and said, "Auntie Trish, I can't sleep!"
I said, "What's wrong, baby?" She: "There's too much noise!" Me: "Did my snoring wake you up?" She: "No. The birds are too loud!" (There are birds around my house that sing ALL NIGHT LONG. I don't know what kind of birds they are, but they never shut up!) Me: "Oh. Those are ghetto birds. They drink, smoke cigarettes and play cards all night long!" She: "Well, can you please tell them to go home and go to bed?!?!" Bless her heart! too cute
whenever we babysat my nephew for my sister, i wouldnt get any sleep til he went home...he slept fine, i didnt I know what you mean! I just got her to go to bed in my bed because she won't sleep alone. I had to tippy toe to my office where the computer is, praying that she won't wake up. I'm already worn out because we walked all 4 acres of the National Zoo yesterday for the African-American Family Reunion Day. | |
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luv4u said: Oh, hayell naw! My eggs dried up back in '98!  | |
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Shyra said: luv4u said: Oh, hayell naw! My eggs dried up back in '98! i love that emote
 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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One day about 2 years ago, my girlfriend and I were babysitting my God-daughter, Makayla, who was 5 at the time. My girlfriend was not feeling very well and I asked her what was wrong, she said it was just PMS and that she would be okay. When Kayla's mom came to get her she runs up to her and says, "Mommy, Mommy, auntie Darlene is not feeling feel well". When her mom asked Kayla what was wrong, she said, "Auntie is suffering from ESP!!" We all hit the floor...lol! "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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Shyra said: Me: "Oh. Those are ghetto birds. They drink, smoke cigarettes and play cards all night long!"  ACRYLIC
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shorttrini said: One day about 2 years ago, my girlfriend and I were babysitting my God-daughter, Makayla, who was 5 at the time. My girlfriend was not feeling very well and I asked her what was wrong, she said it was just PMS and that she would be okay. When Kayla's mom came to get her she runs up to her and says, "Mommy, Mommy, auntie Darlene is not feeling feel well". When her mom asked Kayla what was wrong, she said, "Auntie is suffering from ESP!!" We all hit the floor...lol!
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prb said: Shyra said: Oh, hayell naw! My eggs dried up back in '98! i love that emote
Thanks, hon!  | |
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shorttrini said: One day about 2 years ago, my girlfriend and I were babysitting my God-daughter, Makayla, who was 5 at the time. My girlfriend was not feeling very well and I asked her what was wrong, she said it was just PMS and that she would be okay. When Kayla's mom came to get her she runs up to her and says, "Mommy, Mommy, auntie Darlene is not feeling feel well". When her mom asked Kayla what was wrong, she said, "Auntie is suffering from ESP!!" We all hit the floor...lol!
You have to be careful what you say around those little ears, too. Mess around and say something and get your butt in trouble! | |
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Shyra said: shorttrini said: One day about 2 years ago, my girlfriend and I were babysitting my God-daughter, Makayla, who was 5 at the time. My girlfriend was not feeling very well and I asked her what was wrong, she said it was just PMS and that she would be okay. When Kayla's mom came to get her she runs up to her and says, "Mommy, Mommy, auntie Darlene is not feeling feel well". When her mom asked Kayla what was wrong, she said, "Auntie is suffering from ESP!!" We all hit the floor...lol!
You have to be careful what you say around those little ears, too. Mess around and say something and get your butt in trouble! You got that right!!... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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