RenHoek said:

U know what???

With this post I bid y'all bitches GOOD night.

cborgman said:

We can thank the gods that bread comes in a CAN and not a JAR.

cborgman said:

This is such a special occasion I may just stream it live... the raisins are all plump and juicy and don't get me started on the molasses...

I wonder why they can't put it in a jar...

johnart said:

See that anger? That's a clear result of eating plain cheerios


Go eat some apple cinnamon cheerios or apple jacks and calm yo ass down

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

tell me you two co-ordinated that same punchline...

bboy87 said:

ooh, those are good too.

johnart said:

:JohnartcommencestoVogue:

cborgman said:

We share a very special connection to jars, JohnArt & I...

kewlschool said:

like he ever stops.

bboy87 said:

just the word PLAIN alone is enough to make me

cborgman said:

I can eat a box in one day

RenHoek said:

:hörk:

bboy87 said:

i am going to the grocery store tomorrow. those would be good dry.

Sister Schubert's bread is good.

Lady Gaga's vagine.

chocolate

johnart said:

I know that feeling. When I was in US as an au-pair, they only had this white disgusting toast bread. I would kill for one of typical Czech ones. They sold them only in some special shop in NY and the mother sometimes bought it, but not very often cause they were expensive, but her husband was originally Czech and he loved them, too. When she would buy them, we´d all eat it at once just with butter and felt like in paradise.

dag said:[quote]

johnart said:

I know that feeling. When I was in US as an au-pair, they only had this white disgusting toast bread. I would kill for one of typical Czech ones. They sold them only in some special shop in NY and the mother sometimes bought it, but not very often cause they were expensive, but her husband was originally Czech and he loved them, too. When she would buy them, we´d all eat it at once just with butter and felt like in paradise. [/quote]


awwwww

johnart said:

This is why any diet that tells you to cut out a food group entirely doesn't work. It makes you crave it all the more. Your body needs carbs, btw.

You could eat only bread all day and still lose weight if you were eating the right amount. Carbs are not the devil. (Don't do that, though.)
A better way is to simply track your calories every day. Provided you're getting ample nutrition from all of the food groups, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie.

What if the bread doesn't want to be fucked?

Genesia said:

I think it would just be happy to get out of the can

CarrieMpls said:

Glad you clarified that. I had a vision of John raiding every bread aisle in town.

johnart said:

You're craving it because your body requires it. Try listening to your body instead of going through hell.

2the9s said:

wow...that totally killed my carb crave. I am downloading and putting that shit on my screensaver! I may not touch bread again for at least a week!!

do you have a picture of shit coated cigarettes in a can?

Genesia said:

OMG!!!! Spoon out a hole in the canned bread and it could make a fleshlight.

ewwwww.... the raisins may make it "interesting".

paintedlady said:

cborgman said:

OMFG, I'd gone to bed. I just now saw this. No we did not coordinate.

Kevin and I have a psychic/psychotic connection.

cborgman said:

If being a Scout Brownie taught me anything it's to always be prepared and that best Defense is a Voguefense.
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Genesia said:

Then the bread shouldn't dress like such a carb-licious whore.
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