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Ridiculous Disclaimers We were playing Family Feud on the Wii tonight. It has a disclaimer when it comes on that any money you win while playing you don't win it for real. 
Seriously now. How fuckin stupid do you have to be to be playin a video game and callin some folk up to "claim your prize". I want to meet this person. Oh and it's a great  game.
Not sayin I'm feelin "happy" or nuthin.  | |
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johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii tonight. It has a disclaimer when it comes on that any money you win while playing you don't win it for real.
Seriously now. How fuckin stupid do you have to be to be playin a video game and callin some folk up to "claim your prize". I want to meet this person. Oh and it's a great game.
Not sayin I'm feelin "happy" or nuthin. I know I cant believe how people could be that dumb they think they are winning real money or something... gotta love it for that good edumacation some of us have lol  insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Car commercials. Sometimes there'll be like cars flyin through the clouds and shit and it will say at the bottom of the screen. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
WTF??? | |
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you drunken whore. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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"Here's a medicine that's gonna help you BUT your ass will fall off, you'll get really high blood pressure, your eyes will bug out and your poop will be kinda greasy... use as directed!"
When I hear THOSE disclaimers, THAT'S when I know I'm in a sick version of Wonderland... now... Where's my TEA!!! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box. "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers. "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw. "Do not drive cars in ocean." -- In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean. http://www.rinkworks.com/...ings.shtml 
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cborgman said:
you drunken whore. That is not a disclaimer you skag, that is a an observation. [Edited 3/30/10 21:59pm] | |
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johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii
Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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johnart said: cborgman said:
you drunken whore. That is not a disclaimer you skag, that is a an observation.
[Edited 3/30/10 21:59pm] it's a disclaimer to everyone reading this thread warning them that you are a drunkin whore.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Stax said: johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii
Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! we need a "match game" video game with a digital carol channing, gene rayburn, charles nelson reilly, and such. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Stax said: johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii
Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! It does not. 
It sounds like the voice of that Seinfeld siver haired guy (Elaine's boss), but in all honesty I'm not 100% sure it's him either.
It's a fun game tho, if you like Feud. | |
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cborgman said: johnart said: That is not a disclaimer you skag, that is a an observation.
[Edited 3/30/10 21:59pm] it's a disclaimer to everyone reading this thread warning them that you are a drunkin whore. Why don't you issue a warning that Ricky Martin is gay while you're at it? Now you're just being redundant and stating the obvious.  [Edited 3/30/10 22:16pm] | |
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johnart said: Stax said: Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! It does not.
It sounds like the voice of that Seinfeld siver haired guy (Elaine's boss), but in all honesty I'm not 100% sure it's him either.
It's a fun game tho, if you like Feud. It sounds like a great game for parties.  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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oh, and to get back on topic, the Planters Peanuts package says "May contain peanuts."
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Stax said: oh, and to get back on topic, the Planters Peanuts package says "May contain peanuts."
NAH-AHHHH!!! | |
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Stax said: oh, and to get back on topic, the Planters Peanuts package says "May contain peanuts."
but you're right... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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I can't find a picture of the planters warning, but I found this:
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cborgman said: Stax said: Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! we need a "match game" video game with a digital carol channing, gene rayburn, charles nelson reilly, and such. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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cborgman said: Stax said: Please tell me the game has a digital Richard Dawson hosting! we need a "match game" video game with a digital carol channing, gene rayburn, charles nelson reilly, and such. let's have a Hollywood Squares with Paul Lynde as well... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: cborgman said: we need a "match game" video game with a digital carol channing, gene rayburn, charles nelson reilly, and such. let's have a Hollywood Squares with Paul Lynde as well... Good call. Whistle takes the center square! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii tonight.
First off, we need to discuss to absolute lameness of this in general
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bboy87 said: johnart said: We were playing Family Feud on the Wii tonight.
First off, we need to discuss to absolute lameness of this in general
Few things are absolutely lame if accompanied by the proper cocktail. You'll learn this one day, give it some years. What sort of jet setting fabulous thing should I be doing on a daily basis? | |
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johnart said: bboy87 said: First off, we need to discuss to absolute lameness of this in general
Few things are absolutely lame if accompanied by the proper cocktail. You'll learn this one day, give it some years. What sort of jet setting fabulous thing should I be doing on a daily basis? Not playing a Family Feud videogame
Oh! you could come up with a snuggie that's in satin! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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I bought a bag of cashews once and when the cashier scanned it, he stopped and gave me a serious look. He said, "did you read the warning on the package?"
This bag of nuts may contain nuts!!!!! 
Then giggled and
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ZombieKitten said: I love you. This is SO true. >> |
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I've just got 3 tuna steaks out of the freezer and on the back of the bag, I kid you not, it says 'Allergy Warning: contains fish'.
 WTF!!
Why are we dumbing down to retards that don't know that fish contains fish and nuts contain nuts? My Timotei shampoo has a disclaimer on the back saying 'This is not food'! As far as i'm concerned, we're going against natural selection. If you need a notice to tell you that fish contains fish, you really shouldn't be reproducing. [Edited 3/31/10 3:19am] blah blah blah |
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erik319 said: I've just got 3 tuna steaks out of the freezer and on the back of the bag, I kid you not, it says 'Allergy Warning: contains fish'.
WTF!!
Why are we dumbing down to retards that don't know that fish contains fish and nuts contain nuts? My Timotei shampoo has a disclaimer on the back saying 'This is not food'! As far as i'm concerned, we're going against natural selection. If you need a notice to tell you that fish contains fish, you really shouldn't be reproducing. so it's NOT a chicken that lives in the sea?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: erik319 said: I've just got 3 tuna steaks out of the freezer and on the back of the bag, I kid you not, it says 'Allergy Warning: contains fish'.
WTF!!
Why are we dumbing down to retards that don't know that fish contains fish and nuts contain nuts? My Timotei shampoo has a disclaimer on the back saying 'This is not food'! As far as i'm concerned, we're going against natural selection. If you need a notice to tell you that fish contains fish, you really shouldn't be reproducing. so it's NOT a chicken that lives in the sea?
Wasn't there once a kid's superman costume and on the packaging it said 'Warning, this outfit will not give you the ability to fly'? That has to be a joke, surely... [Edited 3/31/10 3:50am] blah blah blah |
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erik319 said: ZombieKitten said: so it's NOT a chicken that lives in the sea?
Wasn't there once a kid's superman costume and on the packaging it said 'Warning, this outfit will not give you the ability to fly'? That has to be a joke, surely... see my post above #5 I need proof though, like a photo of the actual label to believe that one  | |
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ZombieKitten said: erik319 said:
Wasn't there once a kid's superman costume and on the packaging it said 'Warning, this outfit will not give you the ability to fly'? That has to be a joke, surely... see my post above #5 I need proof though, like a photo of the actual label to believe that one I can get the fish photo, it's still in the bin
Not the best pic, cos I just took it with my iphone, but it's just about legible. 
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