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PrintableTheVoid said: Fauxie said: Yeah, I just tried to work with the word crush so I could vent my feelings. 
Aren't nearly all of the folks ladling soup into a bowl at those little restaurants old women?  Are you going to a specific restaurant purely over a guy? I'm going to the restaurant specifically to watch him do his thing! 
I couldn't give fuckall for the food!
I'm about to go down there now for some soup... lawd, I hope he wears my favorite pair of jeans today. You're a mess, dude.
Do you stammer and fumble your words when you order from him? That would be so cute to see. I want to speak Thai with you.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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TheVoid said: Fauxie said: Oh, and go take a pic of this unobtainable Chinese ass so that this thread means something.
Otherwise, cut that shit out. I'm thinking of purchases the new Ipod Nano, just so I can video tape him covert like. 
Just take a picture. This is the org and we demand pictures. 
p.s. Enjoy your food (and noodle guy)!  We're off to swim.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person? | |
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Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Totally different. Although I assume basketball guy has a noodle. Here's a summary: Basketball guy is dreamy with nice bod but most of all excellent smile. Dan melts. Noodle guy has nice hands and apparently looks good in a certain pair of jeans. Dan melts. Dan wants pork. Dan wants to i-phone stalk. Fauxie is in a soap opera, but not the slapping and shagging kind. There is some really dynasty-like dramatic fella being a bartch. Am I missing anything? "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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I don't think they are good. Crushes usually don't give you the end result you are looking for.  | |
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JustErin said: I don't think they are good. Crushes usually don't give you the end result you are looking for.
Don't worry, I will get older. | |
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Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. | |
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TheVoid said: Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. | |
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Dave1992 said: TheVoid said: Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. I just noticed that it doesn't matter if my jokes are good or stupid to you. Rather, the more 'WRONG" my joke is, the more you'll laugh. | |
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TheVoid said: Dave1992 said: I just noticed that it doesn't matter if my jokes are good or stupid to you. Rather, the more 'WRONG" my joke is, the more you'll laugh. Well, I don't know.. I haven't heard any good ones from you yet.. | |
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TheVoid said: Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. You get a and a  for that one. I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: TheVoid said: Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. You get a and a for that one. He's so fine, girl. He's a Sex Mu Shuuter..Shootin' 'ruv in my direction... 
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TheVoid said: PurpleRighteous1 said: You get a and a for that one. He's so fine, girl. He's a Sex Mu Shuuter..Shootin' 'ruv in my direction...
(( This is where I get banned ))  sooo wrong [Edited 3/19/10 13:49pm] I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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TheVoid said: Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. :fakkinfallthefackorf: MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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connorhawke said: Jakeasaurus said: wait so are noodle guy and basketball guy the same person?
Totally different. Although I assume basketball guy has a noodle. Here's a summary: Basketball guy is dreamy with nice bod but most of all excellent smile. Dan melts. Noodle guy has nice hands and apparently looks good in a certain pair of jeans. Dan melts. Dan wants pork. Dan wants to i-phone stalk. Fauxie is in a soap opera, but not the slapping and shagging kind. There is some really dynasty-like dramatic fella being a bartch. Am I missing anything? Well, I'm not like Tiger if that's what you mean. I don't text my woman beforehand, I Just Do It. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: connorhawke said:
Totally different. Although I assume basketball guy has a noodle. Here's a summary: Basketball guy is dreamy with nice bod but most of all excellent smile. Dan melts. Noodle guy has nice hands and apparently looks good in a certain pair of jeans. Dan melts. Dan wants pork. Dan wants to i-phone stalk. Fauxie is in a soap opera, but not the slapping and shagging kind. There is some really dynasty-like dramatic fella being a bartch. Am I missing anything? Well, I'm not like Tiger if that's what you mean. I don't text my woman beforehand, I Just Do It. Haha no I meant your soap opera was more real than...say...Models Inc. Did you read the Tiger text thread?  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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connorhawke said: Fauxie said: Well, I'm not like Tiger if that's what you mean. I don't text my woman beforehand, I Just Do It. Haha no I meant your soap opera was more real than...say...Models Inc. Did you read the Tiger text thread? Yeah, it's all too real, despite the barely believable drama.
I did. Funny as hell
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Fauxie said: TheVoid said: Yes they are. Everything cownerhawk wrote in his long winded diatribe is highly inaccurate. He's totally got yellow fever like I do and it does things to a man's brain. The guy... I shall call him Japalonia... was jogging around the ball court tonight, shirtless. SHIRTLESS. This shit is such a waste of time. I gotta take up basketball to help bide my time here. :fakkinfallthefackorf:It's brilliant. Admit it. | |
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TheVoid said: But the other night, he walked by me after having played a game of basketball, gave me one of those "GirlBros Imma flirt with yo ass" smiles, and I just about giggled myself all the way back to my quarters.
See? This is what most non-crushers don't understand... It's a mutual love-in between the crusher and the crushee. Even though I have yet to gain any hard evidence, I know that it's not all one-way traffic. I actively disliked the bitch before he started flirting with me. He started it!!! Do I sound like a stalker?
Anyway, a crush cheers you up and gives you radiant skin - or maybe that's hot rampant sex. It's been so long now, I forget. | |
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Crushes are bad. [Edited 3/21/10 5:07am] With Love there is no Death | |
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ZombieKitten said: vainandy said: Those guys are so fish they make Prince look butch. 
this is much better, don't you agree? oh my gawd | |
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ZombieKitten said: vainandy said: Those guys are so fish they make Prince look butch.
this is much better, don't you agree? O.....M.....G
MICHAEL JACKSON
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Wait. Why is this thread failing now that I have THE PERFECT AVVIE? | |
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TheVoid said: Wait. Why is this thread failing now that I have THE PERFECT AVVIE?
I miss my friend. I hope you're happy.
Also, I think I may have a little crush on Korean-haired JohnArt. He's the only one who's really owning his look, though Herman does at least look quite comfortable. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: TheVoid said: Wait. Why is this thread failing now that I have THE PERFECT AVVIE?
I miss my friend. I hope you're happy.
Also, I think I may have a little crush on Korean-haired JohnArt. He's the only one who's really owning his look, though Herman does at least look quite comfortable.
I'm tired of reasoning with you so all I can do is support you and love you for who you are, you wonderful man. | |
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TheVoid said: Fauxie said: I miss my friend. I hope you're happy.
Also, I think I may have a little crush on Korean-haired JohnArt. He's the only one who's really owning his look, though Herman does at least look quite comfortable.
I'm tired of reasoning with you so all I can do is support you and love you for who you are, you wonderful man. Thank you lovely teacher eieieiei MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Crushes shouldn't be taken seriously. It becomes problematic when people do. | |
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