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Are CRUSHES good or bad? OK,
I've blogged about this one Chinese dude that I'd been crushing on a few months ago. Well, I managed to put that aside in pursuit of obtainable ass and because I was just damned busy. But the other night, he walked by me after having played a game of basketball, gave me one of those "GirlBros Imma flirt with yo ass" smiles, and I just about giggled myself all the way back to my quarters. Lawd, his shirt was off and his body is just the most ridiculously beautiful, hairless, yellow, shiny piece of Dim-Sum I've ever seen . TODAY, after I got back from the Salon, I saw him.... He now has a Korean-cut. I'm in love. It's so distracting. Krishna take me. . [Edited 3/17/10 20:33pm] | |
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Depends I guess Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Depends I guess
Bev, I just wanna dip him in some sweet & sour sauce and lick it off. | |
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your life is a Lifetime network movie waiting to be made... | |
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I think there isn't much wrong with crushes to begin with, they are fun, give you something to think about, butterflies in your tummy etc. But if it's unrequited it always ends up in hurt bitterness etc.
So they are both | |
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thejason said: your life is a Lifetime network movie waiting to be made...
!!!! Oh one day, we'll sit in a bar together and laugh our asses off. You mark my words, boo. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I think there isn't much wrong with crushes to begin with, they are fun, give you something to think about, butterflies in your tummy etc. But if it's unrequited it always ends up in hurt bitterness etc.
So they are both | |
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which one does he resemble most? | |
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ZombieKitten said: I think there isn't much wrong with crushes to begin with, they are fun, give you something to think about, butterflies in your tummy etc. But if it's unrequited it always ends up in hurt bitterness etc.
So they are both Anything to justify your obsession with Dweezle Zappa! | |
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TheVoid said: luv4u said: Depends I guess
Bev, I just wanna dip him in some sweet & sour sauce and lick it off. What would happen if you told him that Dan? Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Alej said: ZombieKitten said: I think there isn't much wrong with crushes to begin with, they are fun, give you something to think about, butterflies in your tummy etc. But if it's unrequited it always ends up in hurt bitterness etc.
So they are both so they can totally suck, and not in the good way | |
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Mach said: oh lawd, he was a soda pop bottle, guRRRRL there would be a silicon shortage in South East Asia due to my horny ass. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Alej said: so they can totally suck, and not in the good way They do | |
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luv4u said: TheVoid said: Bev, I just wanna dip him in some sweet & sour sauce and lick it off. What would happen if you told him that Dan? He wouldn't understand a damned thing I said in English...then he'd possibly slip me his tongue. You just never know with these men in Bangkok. | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: I think there isn't much wrong with crushes to begin with, they are fun, give you something to think about, butterflies in your tummy etc. But if it's unrequited it always ends up in hurt bitterness etc.
So they are both Anything to justify your obsession with Dweezle Zappa! he's a cutie for sure | |
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ZombieKitten said: which one does he resemble most? A more masculine version of the top middle guy, with black hair...and fuller lips. ...fuller lips. | |
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Good and bad. Definitely depends on a whole host of things. Unobtainable ass makes for some painful crushing sometimes. All I would say is, obtain that ass! MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: TheVoid said: Anything to justify your obsession with Dweezle Zappa! he's a cutie for sure Look at that smile! | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: which one does he resemble most? A more masculine version of the top middle guy, with black hair...and fuller lips. ...fuller lips. top right guy has best style | |
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ZombieKitten said: TheVoid said: A more masculine version of the top middle guy, with black hair...and fuller lips. ...fuller lips. top right guy has best style To-right looks like Joan Jett. The bottom two right guys look EXACTLY like two Chinese students of mine. They probably are . | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: top right guy has best style To-right looks like Joan Jett. The bottom two right guys look EXACTLY like two Chinese students of mine. They probably are . ask them!!!!! | |
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Wait, is he in your Facebook?
Pics? You'd get so much ass if you were on Thai camfrog. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: TheVoid said: To-right looks like Joan Jett. The bottom two right guys look EXACTLY like two Chinese students of mine. They probably are . ask them!!!!! I've already gotten a few love letters from my students which I'm not too thrilled about. A couple more from underwear models is NOT what I want to deal with right now. Back to my crush... He's like Fauxie.... BARELY out of grasp. | |
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TheVoid said: ZombieKitten said: top right guy has best style To-right looks like Joan Jett. The bottom two right guys look EXACTLY like two Chinese students of mine. They probably are . The picture is awful. Just awful I mean it, it's awful. They need to eat. There's not a pec among them. Not a single pec I tell you!! It's like they're all going to break out into a choral version of Tuts Ma Barreh. "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Fauxie said: Wait, is he in your Facebook?
Pics? You'd get so much ass if you were on Thai camfrog. I don't even want to know what that is Why didn't you tell me being Luk Krueng was super valuable around here? These bitches LOVE MY LUK KRUENG. | |
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connorhawke said: TheVoid said: To-right looks like Joan Jett. The bottom two right guys look EXACTLY like two Chinese students of mine. They probably are . The picture is awful. Just awful I mean it, it's awful. They need to eat. There's not a pec among them. Not a single pec I tell you!! It's like they're all going to break out into a choral version of Tuts Ma Barreh. Admittedly, this guy is slender, but more 'meaty' than all of these boys. He's more 'yellow' in skin tone too. Very light skinned, with deep black hair and eyes. And he's got muscle and wide shoulders. Basically he's a walking pornographic billboard for unobtainable straight bait sex. | |
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It's at times like these that I'm so glad the butthole can substitute for a vagina. | |
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