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Printablep.s. We can also say we 'twatted' the ball too, meaning a fast, powerful drive of the ball with the foot, but in this case the 'twatted' is better suited to being used to describe the final impact.
I twatted the ball and it twatted her in the twat, though amusing, is overkill. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said: ew, the mental image!  
When I was about 15 and at school some kids were playing handball with a tennis ball close by and the ball bounced invitingly towards me, so like any English boy seeing a bouncing ball I of course put my foot through it. Everything seemed to go in slo-mo from that point as I saw a girl open the door and come out of the common room. The tennis ball flew through the air with unerring precision and power and twatted her right in the vag. The look on her face was one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life.  all I can say is lucky that she didn't have testicles because you probably wouldn't have any arms now | |
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said:
When I was about 15 and at school some kids were playing handball with a tennis ball close by and the ball bounced invitingly towards me, so like any English boy seeing a bouncing ball I of course put my foot through it. Everything seemed to go in slo-mo from that point as I saw a girl open the door and come out of the common room. The tennis ball flew through the air with unerring precision and power and twatted her right in the vag. The look on her face was one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life. all I can say is lucky that she didn't have testicles because you probably wouldn't have any arms now | |
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I may get in some trouble for saying this but I like tatoos so long as they don't look 'gay'.
I really dislike tats (ON MEN ONLY) around belly buttons or at the small of the back. That goes for certain piercings too (tongue, eyebrow, nipple, or belly button). I'm more tolerant to where women decorate themselves though, and even find tats ont he small of a woman's back attractive sometimes.  | |
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I am not wearing my contact lenses right now and I read: "I think people who do not like tits are...." and then I was wondering why people gave so strange answers .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: I am not wearing my contact lenses right now and I read: "I think people who do not like tits are...." and then I was wondering why people gave so strange answers
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IAintTheOne said: uptight twats who are scared to be free!!! now i am not raggin' on anyone just expressing from what I see
 I don't especially like tats, I just don't get them. I don't think people who have them are twats though. To each their own. RIP  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Serious said: I am not wearing my contact lenses right now and I read: "I think people who do not like tits are...." and then I was wondering why people gave so strange answers
.…going to die young http://prince.org/msg/100/332595 Maybe that thread inspired me to read it wrong  .
And did I tell you I am happy you are my friend   .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: ZombieKitten said: Maybe that thread inspired me to read it wrong .
And did I tell you I am happy you are my friend .no!  but I am SOOOOO happy to hear that 
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ZombieKitten said: Serious said: Maybe that thread inspired me to read it wrong .
And did I tell you I am happy you are my friend .no! but I am SOOOOO happy to hear that
We really need to talk on Skype sometime soon at last.With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: ZombieKitten said: no! but I am SOOOOO happy to hear that
We really need to talk on Skype sometime soon at last.I know!!!! 
I've been working every day this week (except today) and nights are so noisy here 
how about I tell you when my next day off is? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Serious said: We really need to talk on Skype sometime soon at last.I know!!!!
I've been working every day this week (except today) and nights are so noisy here
how about I tell you when my next day off is?  Good idea!With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: ZombieKitten said: I know!!!!
I've been working every day this week (except today) and nights are so noisy here
how about I tell you when my next day off is? Good idea!I really REALLY hope that might be mid=week next week, the 2 weeks after are school vacation, and then I have no hope in hell  I haven't skyped with Sean in probably over a month | |
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ZombieKitten said: Serious said: Good idea!I really REALLY hope that might be mid=week next week, the 2 weeks after are school vacation, and then I have no hope in hell I haven't skyped with Sean in probably over a month Wow, that sound like  . I hope you can make it, if not we will have to wait a little longer .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I want one on my left hand. Still thinking about I'm going to get it or not. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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the OP is correct. i am an uptight twat who is afraid to be free. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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ZombieKitten said: I think people who base their opinions on others depending on whether they agree with you or not are CLOSED MINDED
I don't like tattoos personally, because of their permanence the only reason I still don't have one, is that I am so fickle and afraid what I like today, I will hate tomorrow. AMEN to this but I have been being persuaded as of late.. 
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THE TATTOO CANNOT COVER UP THE HOLE IN YOUR SOUL | |
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If I ever get one, it will be in the socially acceptable rebellious tattoo zone. [Edited 3/18/10 5:37am] | |
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whistle said: the OP is correct. i am a tight twat who gives it away free.
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ThreadBare said:
I'm so sorry, but... That's so truthful. | |
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Mach said: whistle said: the OP is correct. i am a tight twat who gives it away free.
you could've just Orgnoted me, you know... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: Mach said: you could've just Orgnoted me, you know...  | |
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IAintTheOne said: uptight twats who are scared to be free!!! now i am not raggin' on anyone just expressing from what I see
Actually. it's the opposite. I NEED 2 be free, and a tattoo is a permanent branding, which I've never wanted. Recently, I had a woman call me an anomaly just because I didn't have any tattoos. Funny thing is, she was right. It's now the Norm 2 have a tattoo. Now I don't have anything against others that have them, and if they're tasteful on a woman, then I'm cool with that... just not 4 me personally. "He's a musician's musician..." |
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ThreadBare said:
If I ever get one, it will be in the socially acceptable rebellious tattoo zone.
[Edited 3/18/10 5:37am] I was going with the yes buying me a drink will totally work zone however that isn't the reason i want it in THIS area | |
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Giovanni777 said: IAintTheOne said: uptight twats who are scared to be free!!! now i am not raggin' on anyone just expressing from what I see
Actually. it's the opposite. I NEED 2 be free, and a tattoo is a permanent branding, which I've never wanted. Recently, I had a woman call me an anomaly just because I didn't have any tattoos. Funny thing is, she was right. It's now the Norm 2 have a tattoo. Now I don't have anything against others that have them, and if they're tasteful on a woman, then I'm cool with that... just not 4 me personally. 4 sho.....I don't even have an ear pierced. | |
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I would never get a tat. Just not me, but I have seen some really pretty ones. But if you want a job in corporate companies, beware. And tats seem to fade or look icky as the body ages and the tat begins to sag and fade with its owner. Tats on folk with dark complexions do not look good IMO. | |
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