1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog
8. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
10. A dog does not shop.

LOL...

OceanaOne said:

the use of the tongue emoticon
on this thread
is not appropriate.
Its not a sex threat, Oceana!
Its not about
licking dogs clean after the poo
So put it back in
b4 it gets caught in barbed wire

This is a CODE between Heavenly and I (heavenly ...Irish ...Mind ur own business and go attend to ur dumb thread that NOBODY liked

Oceana

11. Dogs never ask if you think their fur makes them look fat...

wellbeyond said:

lol

12. Dogs aren't offended if they're referred to as a "bitch"...




(not that a woman shouldn't be offended...just a joke, folks, thought I needed to clarify that...lol)
[This message was edited Tue Jan 21 8:49:46 PST 2003 by wellbeyond]

Heavenly said:

You have obviously not met my dogs because they get pissed when they smell other dogs on me.

13. Dogs are always ready to go, all the time...

14. Dogs will lick you until you have to push them off you.

Berry said:

15. A dog doesn't complain about his hair getting messed up because the car window is down.

16. Dogs don't binge on chocolate unless they are suicidal...

Berry said:

!!

By the way, nice avatar pic, Berry...

17. Dogs don't ask you where you're going or where you've been...

It's funny for me reading this post because as I look down at my mousepad here at work, it has The Top 7 reasons "Why Big Dogs Are Better Than MEN"

1. Dogs are completely satisfied with a hug and a pat on the head.

2. Dogs never complain about the meals you serve them.

3. Dogs don't need to hold the remote control

4. A dog wil happily sleep on the couch

5. Dogs wait patiently outside while you're shopping...and don't care how much you spend.

6. You don't have to like your dog's friends or family

7. Dogs always know who's really in charge.

18.You can't put ur woman in the back of a truck with a coolar and lead attached to the bed so she thinks its a day of fun.
[This message was edited Tue Jan 21 10:07:54 PST 2003 by Berry]

Heavenly said:

i can see where hanging with
miss cute has taught you a few
thangs...
you are again my lil

19) A dogs idea of a great day out is a trip to the park (far cheaper than a day at the mall)!

Heavenly said:

and this is the reason why... men and dogs r alike. They call a dog a man's bestfriend for a reason :Smile:
[This message was edited Tue Jan 21 15:05:32 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa]

20. A dog will hump you without foreplay.