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paintedlady said:

Uh, you need to post a link to ol' Phimosy.

SCNDLS said:

dammit! Ok OK....
http://prince.org/msg/100/313297?&pg=1



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I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.

Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here.

Here are some of my most memorable escapades

http://prince.org/msg/100/314486

http://prince.org/msg/100/280547

paintedlady said:

that's some org hall of fame shit right there. we all learned something new.

DesireeNevermind said:

I am LMAO right now at that thread.

Going to read the other links

YOU need to post some stories your damn self!

DesireeNevermind said:

I am LMAO right now at that thread.

Going to read the other links

YOU need to post some stories your damn self!

http://prince.org/msg/100/324021?&pg=3

I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.

Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here.

Here are some of my most memorable escapades

http://prince.org/msg/100/314486

http://prince.org/msg/100/280547

SCNDLS said:

I like how you said "threads" like I've made multiple ass douching threads
and check THIS bull shit out:
http://prince.org/msg/100/330358

OK. I think this qualifies.

I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before

Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow...

After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower.

A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said:

'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot'



Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart.

I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted.
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ScarletScandal said:

the "threads" was referring to yours AND FUry's threads, that's two, plural

OK. I think this qualifies.

I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before

Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow...

After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower.

A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said:

'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot'



Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart.

I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted.
[Edited 2/16/10 8:55am]

SCNDLS said:

oh
I didn't read that as his and my thread collectively. Wow. So much for my sentence comprehension

vivid said:

I think she is relieved that you two practice safe sex.... even if it was in her house.

paintedlady said:

I thought the same thing! You don't fuck in the parent's house.

SCNDLS said:

Actually, being there made it even more fun

SCNDLS said:

Actually, being there made it even more fun

vivid said:

Its like a guilty pleasure. I thoroughly understand.

Which one of you ladies dated the guy with Santa Claus pubes?

sextonseven said:

Ummmm, I don't recall that phrase but I'ma take a shot in the dark and say Painted.

SCNDLS said:

You're right.

I did a search for "paintedlady gray pubes" and this thread came up: http://prince.org/msg/100/322738

She calls him Santa Claus in reply #13.

paintedlady said:

Oh shit! I found this one which features your machete-wielding ass!

http://prince.org/msg/100/278354