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Post threads describing your funny dating/sexing stories I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here. Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 | |
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paintedlady said: [Edited 2/15/10 20:21pm] Uh, you need to post a link to ol' Phimosy. | |
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I've met every loser, freak and weirdo in the Tri-State area... let me think about it. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: [Edited 2/15/10 20:21pm] Uh, you need to post a link to ol' Phimosy. dammit! Ok OK.... http://prince.org/msg/100/313297?&pg=1 [Edited 2/15/10 20:34pm] | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Uh, you need to post a link to ol' Phimosy. dammit! Ok OK.... http://prince.org/msg/100/313297?&pg=1 [Edited 2/15/10 20:34pm] that's some org hall of fame shit right there. we all learned something new. | |
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SCNDLS said: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here. Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 and uh...what you mean "hopefully"? there's plenty straight male strippers out there....hos though they may be. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: paintedlady said: that's some org hall of fame shit right there. we all learned something new. I am LMAO right now at that thread. Going to read the other links YOU need to post some stories your damn self! | |
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paintedlady said: DesireeNevermind said: that's some org hall of fame shit right there. we all learned something new. I am LMAO right now at that thread. Going to read the other links YOU need to post some stories your damn self! | |
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MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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paintedlady said: DesireeNevermind said: that's some org hall of fame shit right there. we all learned something new. I am LMAO right now at that thread. Going to read the other links YOU need to post some stories your damn self! Oh shit! I found this one which features your machete-wielding ass! http://prince.org/msg/100/278354 | |
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OK. I think this qualifies.
I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow... After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower. A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said: 'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot' Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart. I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted. [Edited 2/16/10 8:55am] | |
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SCNDLS said: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here. Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 I like how you said "threads" like I've made multiple ass douching threads and check THIS bull shit out: http://prince.org/msg/100/330358 | |
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ScarletScandal said: SCNDLS said: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here. Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 I like how you said "threads" like I've made multiple ass douching threads and check THIS bull shit out: http://prince.org/msg/100/330358 the "threads" was referring to yours AND FUry's threads, that's two, plural | |
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vivid said: OK. I think this qualifies.
I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow... After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower. A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said: 'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot' Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart. I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted. [Edited 2/16/10 8:55am] I think she is relieved that you two practice safe sex.... even if it was in her house. | |
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SCNDLS said: ScarletScandal said: I like how you said "threads" like I've made multiple ass douching threads and check THIS bull shit out: http://prince.org/msg/100/330358 the "threads" was referring to yours AND FUry's threads, that's two, plural oh I didn't read that as his and my thread collectively. Wow. So much for my sentence comprehension | |
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vivid said: OK. I think this qualifies.
I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow... After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower. A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said: 'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot' Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart. I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted. [Edited 2/16/10 8:55am] Ya'll are goin' SKRAIT to hell! | |
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ScarletScandal said: SCNDLS said: the "threads" was referring to yours AND FUry's threads, that's two, plural oh I didn't read that as his and my thread collectively. Wow. So much for my sentence comprehension I done told you about that! | |
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paintedlady said: vivid said: OK. I think this qualifies.
I was staying at my boyfriend's mother's house for the weekend. I'd only met her once before and I was quite nervous as she was having a bit of trouble with depression and being a bit of a conservative Christian, wasn't overjoyed at her son being gay (acutally she has three kids and they're all benders - poor lady!). On top of this I had never yet stayed overnight at a boyfriend's parent's house before Anyhow, it was going ok. She went out to church sunday morning and me and the fella did a little icon worshipping of our own, if you catch my snow... After the curtain came down and at least two curtain calls, we went downstairs and had breakfast. His mum comes back and so I leave them alone to chat and go upstairs for a shower. A half hour later he comes up a little red in the face - He had been sitting at the table with his mother having a mum-son heart to heart, when his mother looked down at the floor and said: 'Ben, there's a condom stuck to your foot' Somehow, it had come down to breakfast with us and stuck around for the heart to heart. I've rarely been so embarassed. I had to come downstairs soon after as she was driving us to the station to get our train. Conversation in the car was just a little stilted. [Edited 2/16/10 8:55am] I think she is relieved that you two practice safe sex.... even if it was in her house. I thought the same thing! You don't fuck in the parent's house. | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: I think she is relieved that you two practice safe sex.... even if it was in her house. I thought the same thing! You don't fuck in the parent's house. Actually, being there made it even more fun | |
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vivid said: SCNDLS said: I thought the same thing! You don't fuck in the parent's house. Actually, being there made it even more fun Its like a guilty pleasure. I thoroughly understand. | |
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vivid said: SCNDLS said: I thought the same thing! You don't fuck in the parent's house. Actually, being there made it even more fun Straight.to.HELL! | |
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paintedlady said: vivid said: [/b] Actually, being there made it even more fun Its like a guilty pleasure. I thoroughly understand. I would be TOOOOO scared to fuck in my b-friend's parents home. Even after marriage. You know the mothers usually look at you like you're a whore anyway. So imagine getting busted fucking in da house. | |
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Which one of you ladies dated the guy with Santa Claus pubes? | |
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sextonseven said: Which one of you ladies dated the guy with Santa Claus pubes?
Ummmm, I don't recall that phrase but I'ma take a shot in the dark and say Painted. | |
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SCNDLS said: sextonseven said: Which one of you ladies dated the guy with Santa Claus pubes?
Ummmm, I don't recall that phrase but I'ma take a shot in the dark and say Painted. You're right. I did a search for "paintedlady gray pubes" and this thread came up: http://prince.org/msg/100/322738 She calls him Santa Claus in reply #13. | |
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sextonseven said: SCNDLS said: Ummmm, I don't recall that phrase but I'ma take a shot in the dark and say Painted. You're right. I did a search for "paintedlady gray pubes" and this thread came up: http://prince.org/msg/100/322738 She calls him Santa Claus in reply #13. I didn't even post on that shit (don't know how I missed that one) BUT I STILL knew that was Painted's ass. | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: I am LMAO right now at that thread. Going to read the other links YOU need to post some stories your damn self! Oh shit! I found this one which features your machete-wielding ass! http://prince.org/msg/100/278354 | |
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